Miami Jag
Mr. Brown Eyes
It's funny but I kinda get a kick out of the differences of a Big City and a small town. My entire life I have always been exposed to both and trust me southern hospitality will always rank high on my list. I realized yesterday while driving home that only in a big city can someone stop at a traffic light and be approached by street vendors on anything you need. I had a dude trying to promote and sell his own CD for just 10 dollars. CDs, umbrellas, flowers, and sport tickets are just some of the things I see stuck in traffic on a daily basis.
Big City
1. Interstate traffic jams
2. Window washers and Nation of Islam members at every traffic light.
3. Irate people who blow their horn if you don't move fast enough
4. Top notch strip clubs and a variety of good looking women
small town
1. hardly no traffic
2. no peddler, just the sound of your engine
3. friendly people who seem never to be in a rush
4. Closes thing to a naked body in a small town is when you are personally stirring some puddin with the local female. Unfortunately Betty Sue was the only good looking thing around but after a few kids even she looks like she swallowed a balloon.
Big City
1. Interstate traffic jams
2. Window washers and Nation of Islam members at every traffic light.
3. Irate people who blow their horn if you don't move fast enough
4. Top notch strip clubs and a variety of good looking women
small town
1. hardly no traffic
2. no peddler, just the sound of your engine
3. friendly people who seem never to be in a rush
4. Closes thing to a naked body in a small town is when you are personally stirring some puddin with the local female. Unfortunately Betty Sue was the only good looking thing around but after a few kids even she looks like she swallowed a balloon.