Maroon and White Papers (Summer Edition Porch Monkeys)


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Get Ready, if you're gonna make accusations please talk what you know and know what you talk.


First of all, you were the one who refered to me as a "crowd following, N*****" So please don't sit here and try to say that you never called anybody ot of there name.

Secondly, I wasn't the person who first posted that picture of Jesse Jackson talking to those JSu students. That was someone from the Mafia(i forget the name) who came in on my thread and intially used that picture to smack A&T.

I think he said something about Jesse trying to "pick up" one of the cheerleaders, so I just turned his own picture back around on him. Since he was the one who orginated it, I thought it would be only appropriate to give him a lesson on how weak smack can backfire on you. If you don't believe me, just ask your boy TP. He and I got into a little dialogue about that picture until I eventually had to smack him off that thread also.

You know, it's beginning to seem to me that the people who usually behave like girls around here is the Mafia. Its all gravey when you guys are clowning someone up an down the board (like yall did with the Cryin' Eddie pic), but once the heat starts to turn up and somebody discovers a dark secret against JSU then all of the sudden you busters get selective memories.

Seriously dude, this whole "victim" act is really getting old. The reason JSU is always being retaliated against is because you people start 70% of all the smack threads.

BTW: Personally, I don't have any problem with you or any one else from the Mafia for that matter -(except for maybe TP, because i just can't stand liars). I just wonder why all you Mafia guys like to surf all over the Internet initiating smack battles... and then proceed to haul azz when you face a formidable opponent.

Also, you can ask anybody who's ever met me -including your dawg Robber -and they'll tell you that I'm the same person in real life as I appear to be on the Internet. I dont have to front and invent some "tough guy" Internet persona just to make myself feel better.
 
BTW: If you had actually read my eariler post, you would have seen that only the first paragraph was directed toward you.


The last two(which contained the "fight fire with fire" reference )was directed towards MM.
 

Don't talk about my momma!

Slow, down, Elroy!
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Dude I know you weren't talking about mom dukes that is why i put it in quotes, you missed the point. I was in essence equating moms with JSU. That is called personification for the English impaired. Second of all the dawgpound did run smack about the confederate flag and the stadium. That is a fact, maybe you didn't personally.

At any rate if anyone from this day forth runs any racial smack against JSU i will call them a porch monkey. If anyone thinks some racial smack is less offensive than other racial smack I will call them a porch monkey. If your coaches last name is Cooper I will call you a porch monkey IF he tricks you into thinking 7-4 with no wins against the big 3 is a successful season. If you tear the goal post down after luckily defeating JSU I will call you a porch monkey(act like you've won a damm game before). And if anyone thinks their school is not worthy of top caliber black athletes I will call them a porch monkey.

Other than that I will retire the use of the word Porch Monkey unless I detect a rampant use of Porch Monkey Logic infecting the board.

I deem what is and what is not porch monkey logic! IF
 
Mr. Mastaubation are you finished............
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He was mastaubating. He got the beens.......he got the beens!!!!!!!
 
How long is this crap gonna go on??? I think there is a difference in saying that someone is acting like a porch monkey and saying that they are a porch monkey. Obviously, most of you don't see it that way. The term is offensive, if meant and taken that way.

But with porch monkey definitely goes the "sambo" and "stepin fetchit" references and pics. Just as demeaning. Or do y'all disagree with that, too???

Now, can we get back to smack.

bornthrilla,

You got some nerve saying the Mafia runs from "formidable" opposition. We don't run from nobody. We ain't the ones crying on this thread. We don't do that. We respond. If you smack us, we smack you back. Simple as that.

I did complain ONCE. That was when someone from the Cartel suggested that JSU killed coach Carson. They said that because we were slamming Eddie. I simply said that that was way out of line. I had no problem with smacking Carson's coaching ability. Other than that, Robber ain't never complained about nothing posted on this board to the Mafia.
 
TO END THE BULLTIHS

LOOK, PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT I TAKE THINGS TOOOOO FAR. SO WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SMACK PAGE. YEA I GOT OFFENDED IN THE PAST WHEN PEOPLE CALLED ME OUT OF MY NAME BUT THEN I STARTED TO COME BACK EVEN HARDER.

WHO CARES IF MR. MATRICULATION CALLS SOMEONE PORCH MONKEYS. SO WHAT. SMACK HIS ASRE BACK IS THE SOLUTION. IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A N-I-G-G-A THEN I'M GOING TO SMACK THEIR ARSE BACK. SO WHAT.

THE WAY I LOOK AT IT THIS IS SMACK.......I'LL SMACK A DEAD PERSON. YET I'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO DO THAT SO I DON'T.

MAN QUIT CRYING LIKE SOME BYACHES............GET SOME NUTS. GRAB YOURSELF FROM BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS AND GET IT ON OR SHOULD I SAY SMACK ON!!!!!

IN SHORT QUIT ACTING LIKE SOME 2 DOLLAR HOES!!!!!!!:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot:
 
Re: TO END THE BULLTIHS

Originally posted by Dr. Sweet NUPE
LOOK, PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT I TAKE THINGS TOOOOO FAR. SO WHAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SMACK PAGE. YEA I GOT OFFENDED IN THE PAST WHEN PEOPLE CALLED ME OUT OF MY NAME BUT THEN I STARTED TO COME BACK EVEN HARDER.

WHO CARES IF MR. MATRICULATION CALLS SOMEONE PORCH MONKEYS. SO WHAT. SMACK HIS ASRE BACK IS THE SOLUTION. IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A N-I-G-G-A THEN I'M GOING TO SMACK THEIR ARSE BACK. SO WHAT.

THE WAY I LOOK AT IT THIS IS SMACK.......I'LL SMACK A DEAD PERSON. YET I'VE BEEN TOLD NOT TO DO THAT SO I DON'T.

MAN QUIT CRYING LIKE SOME BYACHES............GET SOME NUTS. GRAB YOURSELF FROM BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS AND GET IT ON OR SHOULD I SAY SMACK ON!!!!!

IN SHORT QUIT ACTING LIKE SOME 2 DOLLAR HOES!!!!!!!:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot:
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Who are you and what have you done with Sweets????
 
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SWEETS does have some balls robber! LOL :emlaugh:

I think robber pretty much summed it up above. "L," I've been calling be and others porch monkeys for quite a while because that's how they act. If a certain behavior warrants a very descriptive adjective, I say let it fly. If it quacks like a duck, waddles like a duck, has feathers like a duck, then ...
 

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