So BP,...
if SU has the worst 4 QB's in the SWAC AND NONE of our QB's EVER lost to Puny View (or anybody else who plays PV worth mentioning), then isn't that kinda the same as Puny View saying
"Yeah, we suck SWAC arse all year long, but we will ALWAYS suck a decent team's arse!" How does it feel to have to admit to that?
Ok, I concede...
PV still sucks, but they don't really suck because anybody can score in the red zone.
PV still sucks, but they don't really suck because they really need some scholarships so that when they put really bad players on the field, there will really be a lot more of other bad players watching them from the sidelines.
PV still sucks, but they don't really suck because if anybody really gave a dayum, they wouldn't let them take the lead for a solitary second and then yell...
PSYCH!!!
TSU still sucks, but they don't really suck as bad as PV, but it probably has something to do with Texas doing everything BIG!!!
TSU still sucks, but they really only suck HALF as bad as PV!!!!
I think with all of this Texas sucking going on, I had better bring some latex with me to Reliant Stadium because I personally don't see a need for communal services of this type!!!
Hmmmmm, I think I can start a new retail outlet near those particular college campuses... I think I'll call them "Straws R Us. We SUCK all the time!" Actually, you can interchange that name with Ho's, BIA, Tricks,...it's all the same to us!