What is the worst date you ever had


beans, she stopped dead in her tracks, and whispered in my ear "I had a accident." I said "accident, what kinda accident?" she said "I just schit on myself." That's when I got loud.

NICE

:shame:

Po child was trying to be discreet and you put her on blast.
 
Bruh, the people in the first paragraph were all New Orleans girls. The period girl was somebody I'd been tryin to get with since junior high but we never hooked up until she got to Clark. You should've seen the look on her face when it happened, hell the look on my face. I had to call my brother to pick us up, because we went to the Joy on the bus, and her momma didn't have a car. Man, I had to take my shirt off so she could wrap it around waist, to keep people from seeing it. The funny thing was how slow I had to walk getting to the pay phone, because she had to tail me, because it was showing in the front too. Then standing there all hugged up tight, so nobody could see......then it was hot as hell that night. Bruh, I think that's why to this day I can't stand "The Untouchables", because that's what we went to see. Needless to say, I told her she could keep the shirt, even though it was a brand spanking new Polo I got from DH Holmes.

The schit girl, man talk about embarassing. That mess happened at the World's Fair in broad daylight. I was just lucky she waited until we got off of that big arsed Ferris Wheel before doing it. I think I would've cried being stuck on that ride with her, with her shorts full of schit. The bad thing was, I had about $40 dollars on me, and had to spend $25 on her some new shorts, and $10 on a cab back to Gert Town, schit I couldn't even get me one of those fiyah corndogs, and Icee.

The gun shot girl, let's just say I never messed with another girl from da Desire.

NICE

LOL@ everything but the gun play gul! :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling:
 



:shame:

Po child was trying to be discreet and you put her on blast.

S, I didn't get loud on purpose, it just happened. Imagine being out with someone, and they tell you that they just schitted on themselves, how would you react?

She better be lucky my parents, and grandparents raised me right, cuz I don't know too many people (men), let alone a 14 year who wouldn't have left her there, shoot, even bother to spend some hard earned money (in my case, had begged money) on them to get them out of that kinda jam.

NICE
 
S, I didn't get loud on purpose, it just happened. Imagine being out with someone, and they tell you that they just schitted on themselves, how would you react?

She better be lucky my parents, and grandparents raised me right, cuz I don't know too many people (men), let alone a 14 year who wouldn't have left her there, shoot, even bother to spend some hard earned money (in my case, had begged money) on them to get them out of that kinda jam.

NICE

I know...just picking at you...:D

:lol: @ begged money. Never heard of that before.
 
LOL@ everything but the gun play gul! :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling:

P he aint lying bruh! I messed with a girl from the Lafite and she pulled a gun on me because I wanted out. I tried to leave her apt with my stuff, and she pulled the gun out in one hand while holding her baby. She told me "Where you think you going?" I had to stay there until the morning and when I got out I never went back.
 
P he aint lying bruh! I messed with a girl from the Lafite and she pulled a gun on me because I wanted out. I tried to leave her apt with my stuff, and she pulled the gun out in one hand while holding her baby. She told me "Where you think you going?" I had to stay there until the morning and when I got out I never went back.

DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! ::what: :uhoh:
 
Bruh, the people in the first paragraph were all New Orleans girls. The period girl was somebody I'd been tryin to get with since junior high but we never hooked up until she got to Clark. You should've seen the look on her face when it happened, hell the look on my face. I had to call my brother to pick us up, because we went to the Joy on the bus, and her momma didn't have a car. Man, I had to take my shirt off so she could wrap it around waist, to keep people from seeing it. The funny thing was how slow I had to walk getting to the pay phone, because she had to tail me, because it was showing in the front too. Then standing there all hugged up tight, so nobody could see......then it was hot as hell that night. Bruh, I think that's why to this day I can't stand "The Untouchables", because that's what we went to see. Needless to say, I told her she could keep the shirt, even though it was a brand spanking new Polo I got from DH Holmes.

The schit girl, man talk about embarassing. That mess happened at the World's Fair in broad daylight. I was just lucky she waited until we got off of that big arsed Ferris Wheel before doing it. I think I would've cried being stuck on that ride with her, with her shorts full of schit. The bad thing was, I had about $40 dollars on me, and had to spend $25 on her some new shorts, and $10 on a cab back to Gert Town, schit I couldn't even get me one of those fiyah corndogs, and Icee.

The gun shot girl, let's just say I never messed with another girl from da Desire.

NICE


And I tought I had some bad ****s for dates. No pun intended.
 
P he aint lying bruh! I messed with a girl from the Lafite and she pulled a gun on me because I wanted out. I tried to leave her apt with my stuff, and she pulled the gun out in one hand while holding her baby. She told me "Where you think you going?" I had to stay there until the morning and when I got out I never went back.

**** that. I would've been DOA causing this **** ain't misery and lady ain't Cathy Bates. And if I survived, I'd be pressing charges BIG TIME.

I'm not the one to allow myself to be captive.
 
**** that. I would've been DOA causing this **** ain't misery and lady ain't Cathy Bates. And if I survived, I'd be pressing charges BIG TIME.

I'm not the one to allow myself to be captive.

I didn't want her to bust a cap in my azz. Sheed I played that role until I could escape. I was in there yeah girl you know I love you. You know I'm not leaving you. I even cooked her some hamburger helper.
 
I didn't want her to bust a cap in my azz. Sheed I played that role until I could escape. I was in there yeah girl you know I love you. You I'm not leaving you. I even cooked her some hamburger helper.

*this user is damn neqr falling on the floor on one knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHAO!!!!* :emlaugh: :bawling:

not the hamburger helper mane!? :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:
 



*this user is damn neqr falling on the floor on one knee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHAO!!!!* :emlaugh: :bawling:

not the hamburger helper mane!? :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

P I even made some very good Kool-Aid and ghetto garlic bread.
 
:lmao: at Phrat and D Nice. I only dated 2 chicks from N.O. Glad they weren't that bad. One was from the 7th ward and can't remember where the other was from. Nah... come to think about it...it was just physical. :shame::winkgrin:
 
If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Um, get up I think my man is coming home" I'd be rich. Why don't they tell you this before you umm get started.Man talking about burning rubber through the night.
 
If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Um, get up I think my man is coming home" I'd be rich.

How bout hearing this when you at a broad's house......

::: Loud knocking at the door :::

Him: Open the door B1tch! I know you in there!

Her: Oh SH!T!!! It's HIM!!! HE CRAZY!!! Play like you my cousin.
 
This one guy picks me up on his motorcycle. At least he had a helmet for me.

We're riding, he says "I need to stop and get some gas."

Me: Cool
Him: I need some gas money from you.
Me: :shame: Uh. What?
Him: Yea, just a couple bucks, I didn't stop at the cash station.

At this point, I'm trying to decide for the rest of the evening is it time for a cab, or am I gonna wait this out? I waited it out. White Castles for dinner.

There was no second date.
 
P he aint lying bruh! I messed with a girl from the Lafite and she pulled a gun on me because I wanted out. I tried to leave her apt with my stuff, and she pulled the gun out in one hand while holding her baby. She told me "Where you think you going?" I had to stay there until the morning and when I got out I never went back.


A3, the girl from the Desire didn't pull the gun on me, but her cousins were beefing with some dudes from the Florida, and shorty told them (her cousins) that I was from Uptown, and dat 3rd, and that I would help them. Man I didn't know nothing bout nothing in what she told them, but somehow word spread, and I got caught up in some bullschit, that I had nothing to do with.

I go to pick her up (against my better judgement, because I was from the 3rd), thinking we're going to the Galleria to see Titanic, and the next thing I know I'm running for my life. I should've known something was up, when one of her cousins asked me "was I from the Nolia, cuz you not slugged up?"

The funny thing was, I never even met her cousins until that night, and this ***** done told them that I was gon be packing (which I was), and that I would help them. Man, I had to make some calls to my man in Press Park who knew them dem Florida cats from their Carver days, and let them know I ain't had schit to do with that, and I didn't know what the phugg was going on.

NICE
 
How bout hearing this when you at a broad's house......

::: Loud knocking at the door :::

Him: Open the door B1tch! I know you in there!

Her: Oh SH!T!!! It's HIM!!! HE CRAZY!!! Play like you my cousin.

We not gon even get started with that schit, cuz that's another thread in itself.

NICE
 
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