What is the worst date you ever had
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diva of houston
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About four years ago, I met this guy on New Years Eve. So, a couple of days later we made plans to go a comedy show. He came to pick me up and we went by his house; it was a shack. Then, we went to the gas station; keep in mind he wanted to go the mall. This boy put two dollars worth of gas in his truck (how far can you go with two dollors in a truck).
We ended up at the Galleria and bumped into his babymomma (he said that he had no kids).
I bought my outfit; he had nerve to ask could I buy his outfit.:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: I was mad I just wanted to tell his to go his way and let me go mine. So, after the show; we went to a Mexican restraunt. At first, I said I wasn't hungry, but he insist. So, I ordered and he ordered; this jackarse didn't have any money and didn't tell me until we finished eating. YES I PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: He dropped me at home and started looking at his gas meter; it read EMPTY!!! So, I just simply told his if he gets stuck anywhere just call me!!!!
You should never play around with a CANCER!!!
We ended up at the Galleria and bumped into his babymomma (he said that he had no kids). I bought my outfit; he had nerve to ask could I buy his outfit.:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: I was mad I just wanted to tell his to go his way and let me go mine. So, after the show; we went to a Mexican restraunt. At first, I said I wasn't hungry, but he insist. So, I ordered and he ordered; this jackarse didn't have any money and didn't tell me until we finished eating. YES I PAID FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!:redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: :redhot: He dropped me at home and started looking at his gas meter; it read EMPTY!!! So, I just simply told his if he gets stuck anywhere just call me!!!! You should never play around with a CANCER!!!
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Makaho Bedrock
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One of the worst dates I've had was when I was living in El Pisshole....I mean El Paso, TX. Me and this young lady (yeah she was fine) were going to dinner and a movie. She lived with her folks and had the baddest 5 year old....Bay Bay's kids would run from this youngster. When I arrived to pick her up she told me that her mother had to go some where right quick and she couldn't watch her son. According to her, her pop's health did not allow him to deal with her son. So then she came up with this wonderful suggestion...Let's take my son to dinner with us, and by the time we were through then we could bring my son back home cuz her mom would be back then. Of course I had planned on Landry's cuz I had a taste for seafood, but her bad-ass son was coming so I thought PIZZA-HUT. To make a long story short he did'nt sit down the whole time he was in Pizza-Hut. All I heard was BRANDON !!! COME BACK !!! BRANDON SIT DOWN !!! BRANDON THAT IS NOT YOUR FOOD, LEAVE IT ALONE !!! Now this was before our food arrived. Since he only liked cheese pizza I ordered a cheese pizza for him. He ate approximately 1 slice of pizza and proceeded to mold the cheese into little balls and chunk them under the table and in one case at a little white kid in another booth. She then explained that she forgot to give him his Ridlin today and he acts that way because he has "ADD".
She then saw that I was somewhat upset and proceded to argue with me me and say "IF BLACK MEN TOOK CARE OF THEIR KIDS THEN THIS TYPE OF THING WOULDNT HAPPEN". I then informed her that I was, one, not the father of her child and two I didnt have any children of my own. She then told me that I was a "liar" and that every 30 year old black male she knows has kids. I then said "CHECK PLEASE". After I dropped her off at home she said..."I guess no movie, hunh." I then gave her 15 dollars and said I promised you a movie so you can go to a movie on me..just without me......Sheesh!!
(BTW, IF I HAVE ANY CHILDREN OUT THERE PLEASE COME CLAIM YOUR CHILD SUPPORT !)
She then saw that I was somewhat upset and proceded to argue with me me and say "IF BLACK MEN TOOK CARE OF THEIR KIDS THEN THIS TYPE OF THING WOULDNT HAPPEN". I then informed her that I was, one, not the father of her child and two I didnt have any children of my own. She then told me that I was a "liar" and that every 30 year old black male she knows has kids. I then said "CHECK PLEASE". After I dropped her off at home she said..."I guess no movie, hunh." I then gave her 15 dollars and said I promised you a movie so you can go to a movie on me..just without me......Sheesh!!
(BTW, IF I HAVE ANY CHILDREN OUT THERE PLEASE COME CLAIM YOUR CHILD SUPPORT !)
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SUPAKAT69
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I can't really say that I've had a "bad date"........
You've got 2 go through the "Super screening process" before I even decide to take the girl out.......!!!!
One time "dough"......it was my Sophmore year in H.s.
My best friend and his cousin made a deal.....that if he hooked her up with one of his boys she'd hook her up with one of her girls.
So, he's like "Yeah, dawg.....she look tight. She mixed, got long hair.......
So we all decide to out on a double date.
We pick his date up and she was tight!!! So I'm thinking, aiight, girl gotta be tight if she rollin' with a dime piece....
We pick the girl up......
Man, she look like Hampton the pig from Tiny toons....just as round and light as she could be.
I tried 2 leave....but my boy begged me to stay.
So we go downtown to this Afican World Festival.....and girls are walking up to me trying to holler.....my boy tells em' "He already with someone" and slips them his #!!!!
Worst date ever.......
(she gave some good face "dough"...... )
You've got 2 go through the "Super screening process" before I even decide to take the girl out.......!!!!
One time "dough"......it was my Sophmore year in H.s.
My best friend and his cousin made a deal.....that if he hooked her up with one of his boys she'd hook her up with one of her girls.
So, he's like "Yeah, dawg.....she look tight. She mixed, got long hair.......
So we all decide to out on a double date.
We pick his date up and she was tight!!! So I'm thinking, aiight, girl gotta be tight if she rollin' with a dime piece....
We pick the girl up......
Man, she look like Hampton the pig from Tiny toons....just as round and light as she could be.
I tried 2 leave....but my boy begged me to stay.
So we go downtown to this Afican World Festival.....and girls are walking up to me trying to holler.....my boy tells em' "He already with someone" and slips them his #!!!!
Worst date ever.......
(she gave some good face "dough"......
)This one is easy b-cuz I HATE ROACHES!!!,:emlaugh:
I was trying to holla at this girl my boy's girlfriend hooked me up with. The first week eveything was kool. After awhile I noticed that her hands always smelled like Raid Roach Spray. When I asked her about she said it was probably her homegirl's perfume that she was trying out so I just dropped it.(she lives with her homegirl).
Anyway we made plans one night to chil' at her house and watch a movie. We got something to eat out first and before we got to house(this was my 1st time going to her apartment) she told me that she usually keeps her apartment clean but since she's been so busy with work lately, it might a 'little' dirty. I didn't think much of it, even when she asked me if 1 or 2 roaches scared me. "1 or 2 small roaches" we're her exact words.
MAN, we got to this girl's house and walked in the door, the first thing a saw was four roaches, each the size of my wallet, in the corner playing Soccer with the Roach Traps she set out. She told me, "Quick, go get the Roach Stray!" But when I looked and saw the spray can on the counter there was a roach sitting on top of it the size of my home phone talking about, "We aint....goin nowhere....we aint....goin nowhere, we can't be killed now, ..WE GONE LIVE HERE FOR LIFE!"
They kept a REAL nasty house and you'd think that some of the roaches we on the Lease the way they were chillin.
I asked her why she let her apartment be used for the 'Roach's Freaknik Party' and I could tell she was a little embarrassed but I wasn't trippin. I haven't been back over there since & now she thinks I'm booshie.
I don't know if this counts as a real date but I had to tell somebody
I was trying to holla at this girl my boy's girlfriend hooked me up with. The first week eveything was kool. After awhile I noticed that her hands always smelled like Raid Roach Spray. When I asked her about she said it was probably her homegirl's perfume that she was trying out so I just dropped it.(she lives with her homegirl).
Anyway we made plans one night to chil' at her house and watch a movie. We got something to eat out first and before we got to house(this was my 1st time going to her apartment) she told me that she usually keeps her apartment clean but since she's been so busy with work lately, it might a 'little' dirty. I didn't think much of it, even when she asked me if 1 or 2 roaches scared me. "1 or 2 small roaches" we're her exact words.
MAN, we got to this girl's house and walked in the door, the first thing a saw was four roaches, each the size of my wallet, in the corner playing Soccer with the Roach Traps she set out. She told me, "Quick, go get the Roach Stray!" But when I looked and saw the spray can on the counter there was a roach sitting on top of it the size of my home phone talking about, "We aint....goin nowhere....we aint....goin nowhere, we can't be killed now, ..WE GONE LIVE HERE FOR LIFE!"
They kept a REAL nasty house and you'd think that some of the roaches we on the Lease the way they were chillin.
I asked her why she let her apartment be used for the 'Roach's Freaknik Party' and I could tell she was a little embarrassed but I wasn't trippin. I haven't been back over there since & now she thinks I'm booshie.
I don't know if this counts as a real date but I had to tell somebody
Hi! I'm new to the SWAC page and I usually read for laughs, but I just had to get in on this thread. My worst date was my SENIOR PROM. First, my date did not inform me that his cousin was riding with us, so we had to stop by and pick her and meet his family. Then we went to meet his family, so therefore no one else saw me in my dress. Did I mention that his father drove us around for about an hour? Next his father proceeded to smoke a Blunt in the car with the windows barely cracked, so now my hair and dress stink. Oh, yeah, after we went to his father's house to meet his fiance' and take pictures, do you know that after we left, we dropped this man off at a hotel to go on another date...Iwas confused by then.
By the time we finally made it to the prom (2 hours after leaving my house
, we got to the prom and mingled. The prom sucked, and when the DJ finally played the only two slow jams of the night, this jig danced with someone else!!! Then he came over and asked me what was wrong; I just looked at him and said "nothing."
After we left, we went to eat and went Back to the hotel to pick up his dad and waited on him for about an hour ! By that time I was ready to go home. To this day he still cannot figure out why I was mad. I am not the type of female to go off in public, especially in front of people I know, but I wanted to shake the shiznitz out of him...I should have stayed at home
By the time we finally made it to the prom (2 hours after leaving my house
, we got to the prom and mingled. The prom sucked, and when the DJ finally played the only two slow jams of the night, this jig danced with someone else!!! Then he came over and asked me what was wrong; I just looked at him and said "nothing." After we left, we went to eat and went Back to the hotel to pick up his dad and waited on him for about an hour
! By that time I was ready to go home. To this day he still cannot figure out why I was mad. I am not the type of female to go off in public, especially in front of people I know, but I wanted to shake the shiznitz out of him...I should have stayed at home
jelli
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Let's which one should I post
Unlike blueblood...I've had a few bad dates. There was this one guy I went out with. I was a sophomore in college and I knew him from way back when because he grew up with my cousins. So, I agreed to out with him. We decided to double date with a friend of mine. Well I had to pick him up at his dorm. When he got in the car, he pulled out a nine-millimeter pistol. I was like "what you gone do with that?!" He said "you never know what may go so you have to watch your back. I should have just turned around and went home. He put the gun under my seat. We went bowling and the other couple was buying drinks so as not to be out done my date starting buying drinks. Well when it came time to pay for the game this fool aint have no money left. So I had to pay for the games. Then he was drunk. We stopped by another friend of mine house and my date proceeded to make passes at her until he passed out in the corner of her apt. We played cards. Then I dropped that fool off. He couldn't understand why I was mad and didn't want to see him again. He kept saying crap like "I'm on the football team and any girl would love to be with me I told him to "Let them have you cuz I don't want your ass!!
Unlike blueblood...I've had a few bad dates. There was this one guy I went out with. I was a sophomore in college and I knew him from way back when because he grew up with my cousins. So, I agreed to out with him. We decided to double date with a friend of mine. Well I had to pick him up at his dorm. When he got in the car, he pulled out a nine-millimeter pistol. I was like "what you gone do with that?!" He said "you never know what may go so you have to watch your back. I should have just turned around and went home. He put the gun under my seat. We went bowling and the other couple was buying drinks so as not to be out done my date starting buying drinks. Well when it came time to pay for the game this fool aint have no money left. So I had to pay for the games. Then he was drunk. We stopped by another friend of mine house and my date proceeded to make passes at her until he passed out in the corner of her apt. We played cards. Then I dropped that fool off. He couldn't understand why I was mad and didn't want to see him again. He kept saying crap like "I'm on the football team and any girl would love to be with me I told him to "Let them have you cuz I don't want your ass!!
diva of houston
New Member
Re: Let's which one should I post
Why do all "football Players" think they are all that when they aint ish.
Why do all "football Players" think they are all that when they aint ish.
Seeing Spots
Joyful Woman!
My worst date!
My worst date was years ago. It was a blind date set up by one of my sorors. They guy was her husband's best friend and he was a DOCTOR. I relutantly agree and talked to him on the phone (he sounded GOOD!). We agreed to go to a movie and I have him directions to my house. When I opened the door he immediately step in, grabbed me around my waist and kissed me in the mouth and said HI, I'm Vernon! He was very short and wore really gross glasses, so dirty I could not understand how the hell he saw out of them. YUCK! We got to his car and it smelled like a dirty nightclub, smoky and funky. YUCK! The ashtray was hanging open and on the way to the movie he chained smoked. YUCK!
(Oh yeah, he was a doctor of animal science, you know, a vet.)
The movie was RUTHLESS PEOPLE and it is a comedy and everytime he laughed his stomach shook like jelly. I couldn't watch the movie for watching his stomach! YUCK!
Anyway when he bought me home I jumped out the car and said bye! I washed my hair and took a shower like a rape victim! Then I took sinus medicine and went to bed! The smoke smell stayed with me for 3 days! YUCK!
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My worst date was years ago. It was a blind date set up by one of my sorors. They guy was her husband's best friend and he was a DOCTOR. I relutantly agree and talked to him on the phone (he sounded GOOD!). We agreed to go to a movie and I have him directions to my house. When I opened the door he immediately step in, grabbed me around my waist and kissed me in the mouth and said HI, I'm Vernon! He was very short and wore really gross glasses, so dirty I could not understand how the hell he saw out of them. YUCK! We got to his car and it smelled like a dirty nightclub, smoky and funky. YUCK! The ashtray was hanging open and on the way to the movie he chained smoked. YUCK!
(Oh yeah, he was a doctor of animal science, you know, a vet.)
The movie was RUTHLESS PEOPLE and it is a comedy and everytime he laughed his stomach shook like jelly. I couldn't watch the movie for watching his stomach! YUCK!
Anyway when he bought me home I jumped out the car and said bye! I washed my hair and took a shower like a rape victim! Then I took sinus medicine and went to bed! The smoke smell stayed with me for 3 days! YUCK!
GramTigress
Kelsey's Mom
LOL! I don't have a bad date story either.
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Makaho Bedrock
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Re: Let's which one should I post
I dont blame you for being mad Jelli. A damn "9mm"!
Personally, I carry a Forty Five (a Glock-21 or my Glock-30) at all times.
What kind of gentleman would trust a measly caliber such as a 9 mouse mouse for a handgun for his or any woman's safety. I tell you the nerve of some bruthas.:emlaugh:
N.R.A Please send help!!!
I dont blame you for being mad Jelli. A damn "9mm"
!Personally, I carry a Forty Five (a Glock-21 or my Glock-30) at all times.
What kind of gentleman would trust a measly caliber such as a 9 mouse mouse for a handgun for his or any woman's safety. I tell you the nerve of some bruthas.:emlaugh:
N.R.A Please send help!!!
jelli
Music Lover
Re: Re: Let's which one should I post
:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
Control send help......:emlaugh:
Note to self..don't got out with Makaho BedrockOriginally posted by Makaho Bedrock
I dont blame you for being mad Jelli. A damn "9mm"
Personally, I carry a Forty Five (a Glock-21 or my Glock-30) at all times.
What kind of gentleman would trust a measly caliber such as a 9 mouse mouse for a handgun for his or any woman's safety. I tell you the nerve of some bruthas.:emlaugh:
N.R.A Please send help!!!
:emlaugh: :emlaugh: Control send help......:emlaugh:
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Makaho Bedrock
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Re: Re: Re: Let's which one should I post
Uhh, remember Control is being able to hit your target!
Charlton Heston is my President !!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
Uhh, remember Control is being able to hit your target!
Charlton Heston is my President !!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
jelli
Music Lover
Re: Re: Re: Re: Let's which one should I post
note to self...make sure target is strategically placed when on a date with Makaho.
Well alright then bruh....Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
Uhh, remember Control is being able to hit your target!
Charlton Heston is my President !!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
note to self...make sure target is strategically placed when on a date with Makaho.
Red1
JSU
My worst date to this DAY!
My father was very strict since I was the only girl...I rarely dated through high school. This particular weekend, he allowed me to go to the movies with the guy I was dating during my senior year. Wellll.....we decided we were going to ditch the movies and go get our smooch on!
I grew up in rural MS, so we picked an "off road" spot and proceeded to....talk! When we were getting ready to leave, his step-father's 1987 Chevy Caprice got stuck in the darn mud! We were like oh sh!t...I was already pushing it to get home by my curfew...
Well, we started walking down the road (dark and scary) and the closest house was my AUNT'S! Well, I stayed down the road so no one would see me and he went in and called his friend to come pick us up. THEN, he called someone to come pull the car out and by the time I got home, I was almost 2 HOURS late!!!! I was scared as he!!...he HAD to walk me to the door, cuz my Daddy didn't play that. He had to stand in the doorway because he had MUD all over his PANTS! I was so SCARED, I went straight to bed and PRAYED....
Luckily, still alive to tell the story...
RED
My father was very strict since I was the only girl...I rarely dated through high school. This particular weekend, he allowed me to go to the movies with the guy I was dating during my senior year. Wellll.....we decided we were going to ditch the movies and go get our smooch on!
I grew up in rural MS, so we picked an "off road" spot and proceeded to....talk! When we were getting ready to leave, his step-father's 1987 Chevy Caprice got stuck in the darn mud! We were like oh sh!t...I was already pushing it to get home by my curfew...
Well, we started walking down the road (dark and scary) and the closest house was my AUNT'S! Well, I stayed down the road so no one would see me and he went in and called his friend to come pick us up. THEN, he called someone to come pull the car out and by the time I got home, I was almost 2 HOURS late!!!! I was scared as he!!...he HAD to walk me to the door, cuz my Daddy didn't play that. He had to stand in the doorway because he had MUD all over his PANTS! I was so SCARED, I went straight to bed and PRAYED....
Luckily, still alive to tell the story...
RED
Collard greens & Cornbread
This guy was the VP of Operations for this nationally known Barbeque chain restaurant. He had a co. paid sports car, corp AMEX and other credentials that would make a "naive" girl (at the time) blush. One of his job duties was to go to different B-B-Q restaurants and secret shop their business. This restaurant offered collard greens as a side item. To keep it short, he ordered greens and cornbread with his BBQ and proceeded to eat his green and cornbread with his FINGERS! I have never been so embarrassed in all of my life! Needless to say, that was the last date.
PS - Now that I look back, if the same thing was to happen today it probably wouldn't bother me. Sh*t not to much bothers me these days.
This guy was the VP of Operations for this nationally known Barbeque chain restaurant. He had a co. paid sports car, corp AMEX and other credentials that would make a "naive" girl (at the time) blush. One of his job duties was to go to different B-B-Q restaurants and secret shop their business. This restaurant offered collard greens as a side item. To keep it short, he ordered greens and cornbread with his BBQ and proceeded to eat his green and cornbread with his FINGERS! I have never been so embarrassed in all of my life! Needless to say, that was the last date.
PS - Now that I look back, if the same thing was to happen today it probably wouldn't bother me. Sh*t not to much bothers me these days.