What is the worst date you ever had

[limefree]

The worst date that I had was probably my senior prom. We went to pick my date up in the Limo and we saw this crowd standing outside of an apartment building and there was my date. It was not where she lived but another classmates apartment. I have never witnessed anything like that in my life, gang signs were being thrown up in the pictures, gang members posing in pictures. The look on my mothers face said it all. We get into the limo, everything is ok. My date had a dress with a lace flower on the hip and it fell off so she ended up holding it while we took our picture (after I was able to find her). We did the prom thing then left...we had an after prom and I was taking someone else. We dropped off my date she literally disappeared into a backyard up the street, I don't know. My other buddy who had the car (rented by my track coach for us) was supposed to pick us up at 1:00 and didn't show until 2:30. We go and pick up my other date who is moaning about you should have taken me to the prom etc.. We drive over to the spot for the after prom and the power went out and it was cancelled. We all end up at the Mustang Inn and drank the "morning" away.

No time to search the world around cause you know where I'll be found when I come around...When I Come Around GREEN DAY

 

[Makaho Bedrock]

Re: Collard greens & Cornbread

Originally posted by jackpot
To keep it short, he ordered greens and cornbread with his BBQ and proceeded to eat his green and cornbread with his FINGERS

It could have been worse jackpot...he could have asked you to lick his fingers for him.:emlaugh: :emlaugh:

 

[smallone]

This dude. Well, first we had a blind date. (Never heard of black people having those).

Yeah, my best friend hooked me up with her boyfriend's friend.

Well, anyway on our second date we went to the movies. He bought some twizzlers and he asks "Do you like Twizzlers?" I'm like, "Yeah." But in my head, I'm like "So, we're supposed to SHARE the Twizzlers?" Then, after the movie he mentions this place called Rock and Rye and he goes, "They have these huge Corned Beef sandwiches and we could share one if you'd like." I'm like, ("Here goes this sharing stuff again...") So, he ended up taking me home and we talked for a short period of time after that, but eventually I told him I had a boyfriend...

 

[Blacknbengal]

Originally posted by smallone
This dude. Well, first we had a blind date. (Never heard of black people having those).

Yeah, my best friend hooked me up with her boyfriend's friend.

Well, anyway on our second date we went to the movies. He bought some twizzlers and he asks "Do you like Twizzlers?" I'm like, "Yeah." But in my head, I'm like "So, we're supposed to SHARE the Twizzlers?" Then, after the movie he mentions this place called Rock and Rye and he goes, "They have these huge Corned Beef sandwiches and we could share one if you'd like." I'm like, ("Here goes this sharing stuff again...") So, he ended up taking me home and we talked for a short period of time after that, but eventually I told him I had a boyfriend...

Why did you break that fellow's heart like that? I bet he thought that you all had something in common. He probably want to show you his "Bug Collection".

 

[TXSU]

Can you think of the wosrt the date you've ever had.

Too many to list!

 

[Justin]

Re: Collard greens & Cornbread

Yes. The one that my daddy set up. And I don't wanna go back into it.

 

[ALPHA3]

Back in the day listening to my cousin dumbazz tried to play matchmaker. One of her friends asked my cousin to hook her up with me. I called the chick to see what was up. This chick was on the phone talking about she was a redbone and was fine as wine. We set up a date and i told her to meet me at Barne's and Noble. When that chick pulled and got out of that car, "LAWD HAM MERCY". Man she was all stank lookin and was nothing like she described. I tried my best not to run off and I tried to hang for a minute so I didn't hurt her feelings. As soon as she went and purchased a coffee, I became sick so fast and ran up outta there.

 

[Jax]

Worst date: Prom 1988. I was a Sophomore, she was a Jr in HS. What was so bad about it? I didn't have enough $$ to rent a limo, and my pops drove us around in mom's Caddy. We both were home no later than 11:00

I never worked so hard in my life to get my license so I could drive that next year.

Ironically, that next day, I didn't get drove or anything.

I think from that point on, I made sure I had enough mints, money, gas, condoms...etc., to prevent any mishaps, accidents or whatever may come up.

 

[xugrad92]

I didn't date much when I was in school. Still, my worst date had to be homecoming of my senior year in H.S. I'd been calling this young lady for months, and it seemed to me (with my limited judgment with females) that she and I hit it off. She was a really pretty sista with shoulder-length black hair and hazel eyes. :love: Well, I didn't realize that since much of the convo we had was about her recent breakup with a dude from my school, she wasn't really over him.

When I finally got the nerve to ask her to my homecoming, she wasn't much interested. I kinda shamed her into going by implying that I "invested time and energy" into our friendship over the last few months, so I was counting on her to go with me. :blush:

That night, she was miserable much of the time because she didn't want to run into her ex-boyfriend. When we finally made it to the dance, we didn't stay long. She acted like a rabbit on a fox hunt, acting all skittish about the folks at the dance. :scared: Her behavior made me nervous! :| I finally had enough and dropped her off at her house earlier than planned.

 

[yvette23]

I knew this topic was old as hell when I saw Supakat's name. :lol:

 

[Blacknbengal]

Back in the day listening to my cousin dumbazz tried to play matchmaker. One of her friends asked my cousin to hook her up with me. I called the chick to see what was up. This chick was on the phone talking about she was a redbone and was fine as wine. We set up a date and i told her to meet me at Barne's and Noble. When that chick pulled and got out of that car, "LAWD HAM MERCY". Man she was all stank lookin and was nothing like she described. I tried my best not to run off and I tried to hang for a minute so I didn't hurt her feelings. As soon as she went and purchased a coffee, I became sick so fast and ran up outta there.

Straight Smokey from Friday, huh?

 

[Blacknbengal]

I knew this topic was old as hell when I saw Supakat's name. :lol:

Right. He didnt even have anything for his location, avatar, or sig. :lol:

 

[Shamocha]

I've only had a couple of bad dates. This one was a blind date. I didn't really want to go but the dude convinced me. He asked to pick me up and I told him that I would just meet him at the movie theater. I get there and this guy was so not cute. I had just left work so I was still in business casual attire. That started the convo about where I worked and what I did for a living. He told me he knew of the company and blah blah blah. He picked the movie. Why did he think 8MM (a movie about the underground world of pornography snuff films) would be an appropriate date movie? He was all into it and I really wanted to crawl out of the theater. Afterwards he walked me to my car and asked if I wanted to go to this bar. I reminded him I was only 19 and he said he could get me in. I declined. He called for a few days afterwards and I just kept letting him go to voicemail or had someone tell him I wasn't home. Please tell me why 2 weeks later he showed up at the parking lot of my job? Then he showed up at my desk which freaked me out. I asked how he got in and he told me that he applied for a job and it was his 1st day there. He would pop up on me all the time and even tried to get into my department. Do you know how embarrassing it was to go to my supervisor and explain that situation?

 

[ALPHA3]

I've only had a couple of bad dates. This one was a blind date. I didn't really want to go but the dude convinced me. He asked to pick me up and I told him that I would just meet him at the movie theater. I get there and this guy was so not cute. I had just left work so I was still in business casual attire. That started the convo about where I worked and what I did for a living. He told me he knew of the company and blah blah blah. He picked the movie. Why did he think 8MM (a movie about the underground world of pornography snuff films) would be an appropriate date movie? He was all into it and I really wanted to crawl out of the theater. Afterwards he walked me to my car and asked if I wanted to go to this bar. I reminded him I was only 19 and he said he could get me in. I declined. He called for a few days afterwards and I just kept letting him go to voicemail or had someone tell him I wasn't home. Please tell me why 2 weeks later he showed up at the parking lot of my job? Then he showed up at my desk which freaked me out. I asked how he got in and he told me that he applied for a job and it was his 1st day there. He would pop up on me all the time and even tried to get into my department. Do you know how embarrassing it was to go to my supervisor and explain that situation?

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! That dude was sick!

 

[ABE]

My worst date involved an impromptu trip to Canton.

 

[D-NICE]

I don't know if I could pick one worst date, because I've been on dates with a girl that had on yellow hip hugging pants, who came on her period early, who wasn't wearing any padding down there, and it showed. One where my date schitted on herself, because the diarrhea hit her before she could make it to the restroom, and threw up on me, or the one who got me shot at by her baby daddy.

I won't even talk about the one who was loud, and couldn't pronounce nothing on the menu, and started cursing the waiter out, because the food didn't have any prices next to them.

NICE

 

[ALPHA3]

I don't know if I could pick one worst date, because I've been on dates with a girl that had on yellow hip hugging pants, who came on her period early, who wasn't wearing any padding down there, and it showed. One where my date schitted on herself, because the diarrhea hit her before she could make it to the restroom, and threw up on me, or the one who got me shot at by her baby daddy.

I won't even talk about the one who was loud, and couldn't pronounce nothing on the menu, and started cursing the waiter out, because the food didn't have any prices next to them.

NICE

Messin with those New Orleans girls huh?

 

[Blacknbengal]

I don't know if I could pick one worst date, because I've been on dates with a girl that had on yellow hip hugging pants, who came on her period early, who wasn't wearing any padding down there, and it showed. One where my date schitted on herself, because the diarrhea hit her before she could make it to the restroom, and threw up on me, or the one who got me shot at by her baby daddy.

I won't even talk about the one who was loud, and couldn't pronounce nothing on the menu, and started cursing the waiter out, because the food didn't have any prices next to them.

NICE

Now those are some dates for ya! LOL!!!!

 

[Seeing Spots]

I don't know if I could pick one worst date, because I've been on dates with a girl that had on yellow hip hugging pants, who came on her period early, who wasn't wearing any padding down there, and it showed. One where my date schitted on herself, because the diarrhea hit her before she could make it to the restroom, and threw up on me, or the one who got me shot at by her baby daddy.

I won't even talk about the one who was loud, and couldn't pronounce nothing on the menu, and started cursing the waiter out, because the food didn't have any prices next to them.

NICE

AND THE WINNER IS...DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNICE! :goof:

Lawd! :lmao:

 

[D-NICE]

Messin with those New Orleans girls huh?

Bruh, the people in the first paragraph were all New Orleans girls. The period girl was somebody I'd been tryin to get with since junior high but we never hooked up until she got to Clark. You should've seen the look on her face when it happened, hell the look on my face. I had to call my brother to pick us up, because we went to the Joy on the bus, and her momma didn't have a car. Man, I had to take my shirt off so she could wrap it around waist, to keep people from seeing it. The funny thing was how slow I had to walk getting to the pay phone, because she had to tail me, because it was showing in the front too. Then standing there all hugged up tight, so nobody could see......then it was hot as hell that night. Bruh, I think that's why to this day I can't stand "The Untouchables", because that's what we went to see. Needless to say, I told her she could keep the shirt, even though it was a brand spanking new Polo I got from DH Holmes.

The schit girl, man talk about embarassing. That mess happened at the World's Fair in broad daylight. I was just lucky she waited until we got off of that big arsed Ferris Wheel before doing it. I think I would've cried being stuck on that ride with her, with her shorts full of schit. The bad thing was, I had about $40 dollars on me, and had to spend $25 on her some new shorts, and $10 on a cab back to Gert Town, schit I couldn't even get me one of those fiyah corndogs, and Icee.

The gun shot girl, let's just say I never messed with another girl from da Desire.

NICE

 

[Blacknbengal]

Bruh, the people in the first paragraph were all New Orleans girls. The period girl was somebody I'd been tryin to get with since junior high but we never hooked up until she got to Clark. You should've seen the look on her face when it happened, hell the look on my face. I had to call my brother to pick us up, because we went to the Joy on the bus, and her momma didn't have a car. Man, I had to take my shirt off so she could wrap it around waist, to keep people from seeing it. The funny thing was how slow I had to walk getting to the pay phone, because she had to tail me, because it was showing in the front too. Then standing there all hugged up tight, so nobody could see......then it was hot as hell that night. Bruh, I think that's why to this day I can't stand "The Untouchables", because that's what we went to see. Needless to say, I told her she could keep the shirt, even though it was a brand spanking new Polo I got from DH Holmes.

The schit girl, man talk about embarassing. That mess happened at the World's Fair in broad daylight. I was just lucky she waited until we got off of that big arsed Ferris Wheel before doing it. I think I would've cried being stuck on that ride with her, with her shorts full of schit. The bad thing was, I had about $40 dollars on me, and had to spend $25 on her some new shorts, and $10 on a cab back to Gert Town, schit I couldn't even get me one of those fiyah corndogs, and Icee.

The gun shot girl, let's just say I never messed with another girl from da Desire.

NICE

:lol::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

 

[ALPHA3]

Bruh, the people in the first paragraph were all New Orleans girls. The period girl was somebody I'd been tryin to get with since junior high but we never hooked up until she got to Clark. You should've seen the look on her face when it happened, hell the look on my face. I had to call my brother to pick us up, because we went to the Joy on the bus, and her momma didn't have a car. Man, I had to take my shirt off so she could wrap it around waist, to keep people from seeing it. The funny thing was how slow I had to walk getting to the pay phone, because she had to tail me, because it was showing in the front too. Then standing there all hugged up tight, so nobody could see......then it was hot as hell that night. Bruh, I think that's why to this day I can't stand "The Untouchables", because that's what we went to see. Needless to say, I told her she could keep the shirt, even though it was a brand spanking new Polo I got from DH Holmes.

The schit girl, man talk about embarassing. That mess happened at the World's Fair in broad daylight. I was just lucky she waited until we got off of that big arsed Ferris Wheel before doing it. I think I would've cried being stuck on that ride with her, with her shorts full of schit. The bad thing was, I had about $40 dollars on me, and had to spend $25 on her some new shorts, and $10 on a cab back to Gert Town, schit I couldn't even get me one of those fiyah corndogs, and Icee.

The gun shot girl, let's just say I never messed with another girl from da Desire.

NICE

D don't tell me you was on the that 80ft high azz ferris wheel and the chick shat on herself. I gotta :lmao: on that one. Glad you had money to buy that girl a change of clothes, because that ride back to G-Town would have been something awful. You woulda jumped out on Washington Ave. and walked or caught Rita back home.

 

[D-NICE]

D don't tell me you was on the that 80ft high azz ferris wheel and the chick shat on herself. I gotta :lmao: on that one. Glad you had money to buy that girl a change of clothes, because that ride back to G-Town would have been something awful. You woulda jumped out on Washington Ave. and walked or caught Rita back home.

Bruh, that's the one, the world's largest ferris wheel. She didn't do it on the wheel, but it was about 2 minutes after we got off. She didn't tell me what was going on, but she started walking fast as hell, until it came down, and that's when she told me. Man, I got loud as hell, I said "You schit on yourself", then I was like, awww dayum. Bruh, if I couldn't find her no shorts, she woulda been in that cab by her dayum self.

Imagine walking around looking for a vendor that shorts, and then taking them back to the ladies room that was way on the other side of the fair, and knocking on the restroom door handing them to her. She cried when she did it, but luckily she was cool, and we laughed about it all the way home. When I see her, I still call her "schitty boo"......LOL.....

She ruined a good pair of Espirit shorts, and looked funny as hell with that Benetton shirt with those gray 84 sweat short with the Pelican on it, in her Classics.

NICE

 

[Blacknbengal]

Bruh, that's the one, the world's largest ferris wheel. She didn't do it on the wheel, but it was about 2 minutes after we got off. She didn't tell me what was going on, but she started walking fast as hell, until it came down, and that's when she told me. Man, I got loud as hell, I said "You schit on yourself", then I was like, awww dayum. Bruh, if I couldn't find her no shorts, she woulda been in that cab by her dayum self.

Imagine walking around looking for a vendor that shorts, and then taking them back to the ladies room that was way on the other side of the fair, and knocking on the restroom door handing them to her. She cried when she did it, but luckily she was cool, and we laughed about it all the way home. When I see her, I still call her "schitty boo"......LOL.....

She ruined a good pair of Espirit shorts, and looked funny as hell with that Benetton shirt with those gray 84 sweat short with the Pelican on it, in her Classics.

NICE

:lmao: :bawling:


Dude, you're hurting me here.

 

[D-NICE]

:lmao: :bawling:


Dude, you're hurting me here.

beans, she stopped dead in her tracks, and whispered in my ear "I had a accident." I said "accident, what kinda accident?" she said "I just schit on myself." That's when I got loud.

NICE