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Yesterday in my class, this little girl (her name should be sociopath) took some kind of play ink pen ... think low level stun gun, and put it in the back of a boy ... brought this boy to his knees. Of course, I took the pen up, and wrote a nice little referral about both the pen and the incident.

After school, curiosity got the better of me, and I touched the tip of the pen myself. Y'all, I recieved such a jolt that I jumped some inches out of my seat. I couldn't imagine what it felt like in that kid's back.

Then it hit me ... earlier in the class, a little boy came up to me and said, "Mrs. Hegwood, can you check my pen? It isn't working right." Hell, it's the week before TAKS. I don't have time to be dealing with a pen. I gave him a pencil and shooed him away from my desk.

THAT LITTLE FUTHAMUCKA WAS TRYING TO GET ME WITH THAT DAMNED PEN!! :redhot:

I don't think he realizes yet how close he came to getting the DOG ISHT beat out of his ass! I'd have lost my job, my certificate, and everything else if I had touched that pen, because my natural instinct would have been to try to throw that pen through his chest. Dumb bastard ...

The principal wants me to write HIM up on that, too ... but I think I'll have my own little "talk" with his arse ...
 
but Nita,
Why would you write up the lil fella and you didn't fall for the bait? What if the lil guy actually was having a problem with his pen and only wanted his teacher to check it for him?
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6th grade.

So, I told all his boys that I want to talk to him. He came up to me after class and said, "You want to talk to me?"

"Not right now. I'm going to get with you in my own time. But don't worry. We WILL talk."

Silly clown doesn't know if it's Christmas or Tuesday anymore ...
 
a similar situation happened in memphis yesterday w/ a 13yr old 6th grader and an asst. principal. the asst. principal approached the girl about a nasty letter given to another student. this little batch decides the start throwing chairs and hit him 3 times in the face. he then choke slams her lil arse on the floor like wwf. he has now been charged with agg assualt of a child. it appears that nothing will happen to her. i saw her on the news last night and don't look like ish is wrong with her. she even had the ol neck brace on. her mother looked just as bad as she did.

the fact is these lil bastards don't respect authority, adults, or themselves. i think the man did what he needed to and got her off his arse, but it will cost him his job. nita, get there lil arses expelled or better yet, :kaioken: you should have touched it and sued her parents. i wish a mofo would touch me or mines.....i'm gone sue yo arse and i bet you will think twice about all this foolishness.
 
dSWACizJSU said:
a similar situation happened in memphis yesterday w/ a 13yr old 6th grader and an asst. principal. the asst. principal approached the girl about a nasty letter given to another student. this little batch decides the start throwing chairs and hit him 3 times in the face. he then choke slams her lil arse on the floor like wwf. he has now been charged with agg assualt of a child. it appears that nothing will happen to her. i saw her on the news last night and don't look like ish is wrong with her. she even had the ol neck brace on. her mother looked just as bad as she did.
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This is why I am NOT a teacher - I'd be in jail w/o bail. :saw:
 
Vinita said:
Yesterday in my class, this little girl (her name should be sociopath) took some kind of play ink pen ... think low level stun gun, and put it in the back of a boy ... brought this boy to his knees. Of course, I took the pen up, and wrote a nice little referral about both the pen and the incident.

After school, curiosity got the better of me, and I touched the tip of the pen myself. Y'all, I recieved such a jolt that I jumped some inches out of my seat. I couldn't imagine what it felt like in that kid's back.

Then it hit me ... earlier in the class, a little boy came up to me and said, "Mrs. Hegwood, can you check my pen? It isn't working right." Hell, it's the week before TAKS. I don't have time to be dealing with a pen. I gave him a pencil and shooed him away from my desk.

THAT LITTLE FUTHAMUCKA WAS TRYING TO GET ME WITH THAT DAMNED PEN!! :redhot:

I don't think he realizes yet how close he came to getting the DOG ISHT beat out of his ass! I'd have lost my job, my certificate, and everything else if I had touched that pen, because my natural instinct would have been to try to throw that pen through his chest. Dumb bastard ...

The principal wants me to write HIM up on that, too ... but I think I'll have my own little "talk" with his arse ...
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My mom is a retired school teacher (taught for 34 years) and the reason she retired early (62 instead of 65) is because she had begun to spend more time disciplining the kids than teaching. She has asked me on more than one occasion why don't I go into the classroom. Vinita has answered the question once again for me...
 



Well, I think he has deduced why I want to talk with him, because he just came into my classroom and told me, "Miss, it wasn't my idea to bring that pen up to you. Medusa (my name for the sociopath) wanted me to do that."

Me: "I'm not talking to you about anything right now. I told you, I'd deal with you later. There are TOO MANY PEOPLE in here for me to tell you what you need to hear. You can leave my room now."

His eyes got THIS BIG ... he KNOWS I'ma LIGHT THAT AZZ UP when I get the chance.
 
Vinita said:
Yesterday in my class, this little girl (her name should be sociopath) took some kind of play ink pen ... think low level stun gun, and put it in the back of a boy ... brought this boy to his knees. Of course, I took the pen up, and wrote a nice little referral about both the pen and the incident.

After school, curiosity got the better of me, and I touched the tip of the pen myself. Y'all, I recieved such a jolt that I jumped some inches out of my seat. I couldn't imagine what it felt like in that kid's back.

Then it hit me ... earlier in the class, a little boy came up to me and said, "Mrs. Hegwood, can you check my pen? It isn't working right." Hell, it's the week before TAKS. I don't have time to be dealing with a pen. I gave him a pencil and shooed him away from my desk.

THAT LITTLE FUTHAMUCKA WAS TRYING TO GET ME WITH THAT DAMNED PEN!! :redhot:

I don't think he realizes yet how close he came to getting the DOG ISHT beat out of his ass! I'd have lost my job, my certificate, and everything else if I had touched that pen, because my natural instinct would have been to try to throw that pen through his chest. Dumb bastard ...

The principal wants me to write HIM up on that, too ... but I think I'll have my own little "talk" with his arse ...
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Am I the only one that noticed that Nita shocked herself with that pen?

This is Sad.
 
Nita...you the girl.

If I were the teacher and if he would have got me with the pen. I would have "Rocked Bottom" his azz into a desk and then told him to laugh now. I know, I know, I would have been the one on the news.

What happened to the old days when you would call a parent make them take off work, come to the school and light their azz up? :rolleyes:
 
Vinita said:
Doc, I'm nosy ... curious ... crazy ... whatever ... :shame:
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They must train you guys good at the certification program.

My Frat brother taught at a private High School, no he is not certified. Well, they was on a field trip with the students. Some how, one student mouthed off at him but he did not pay the student no never mind. Well, when they got back to the school, the student stole him as he stepped off the bus. Frat said the student stole him good. Well, before he knew anything. He shakes off the blow and drops this kid with two licks. Yep, job is gone automatically.

I could not have a job where my boss, the principal, did not back or support me in situations like this.

Is this something they teach you to deal with in school? I could not look at the student knowing he meant me harm.
 
They tell you that hitting a student can get you suspended from work. However, the beating that kid would have gotten had I touched that pen would have gotten me ARRESTED, then FIRED. These kids don't think. I guess he figured that shat would have been funny ... his ass wouldn't have been laughing when it took the entire class to get me from upside his head!

Sperm would have been on here :bawling: :bawling: because Nita ain't have a job no mo'!

At any rate, I decided not to do anything with him, other than make him call his mama, AND his daddy, and make HIM tell them what he tried to do. That was over an hour ago ... his arse is STILL crying because of what's coming to him when he gets home. His dad told him, "You had better be DAMNED GLAD I can't leave now, because your ass would be BLACK AND BLUE within the hour!" (I had him on speaker phone) :lmao:

Now, that little spawn of Satan arsed broad? She shall NOT set foot in my classroom for the REST of the week, and I have already made that clear to BOTH principals. Different situations might have made for a MUCH worse outcome, and all that batch was out for was a fugging LAUGH ... well, she can laugh her Aileen Wournos, psychopathic arse the HELL across the threshold ...
 
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