So dudes really be that thirsty on Facebook?





So my wife usually ask me to bring her some lunch. I roll up one day and when I dropped it off to her this new dude that works there says “Aww I could have gotten you that.” Fool ass nicca said it in front of me. There were also about 3 other people including her boss standing there. My response in front of them, “motherfucker I don’t play about my wife.” Another husband was standing there also and he responded “neither so I.”

Dude damn near pissed his pants.

Two days later when I brought her lunch again he came out trying to apologize. I didn’t say shit but looked at him and got in my truck. A girl at my wife’s job told me that dude does not even speak to them anymore.

These young cats play too much. They don’t know about investing in a relationship.
 
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Buck I don't even want to look....hell I get to see college coeds walking through campus. Those young thangs be throwing it at married brothers. We were talking in the barber shop how we have to dodge them.

I bet those young coeds smell like fresh strawberries, peaches, and cherries. I tell you, nature can be so cruel. LMAO!!!
 
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I bet those young coeds smell like fresh strawberries, peaches, and cherries. I tell you, nature can be so cruel. LMAO!!!

Bruh...the funny thing is if you give them a descent 10 to 15 mi it’s if conversation they will damn near throw the puddin at you. I was in the barbershop one day and we often tease this one young brother who is 22 but don’t have no women. He is not gay he just doesn’t have the right game. So we saw this fine young thang walk by the shop. I told the young brother..” I bet I can walk outside make her hang up her phone and come holla at you.” He called me a lie.

I walked outside and stopped her. I said excuse would you have a moment. She didn’t even tell whoever she was on the phone with by. She humg up on their face. I told her there was a young man who noticed her and wanted to say hello but was in the chair and was afraid he would never see you again. She came in the shop and sat down and gave him 100% attention. I went out to my truck to get my charger. When I came back in she left out. They said the young brother didn’t even ask her what her name was..the negro got spooked and said she was too easy. After my cut I had a note on my truck “I would have damn near fucked him just to talk to you longer..the way you came up to me made me feel spectacular.” She then left her number, address, and email.

I tore that note up and through down the street drain.
 
Bruh...the funny thing is if you give them a descent 10 to 15 mi it’s if conversation they will damn near throw the puddin at you. I was in the barbershop one day and we often tease this one young brother who is 22 but don’t have no women. He is not gay he just doesn’t have the right game. So we saw this fine young thang walk by the shop. I told the young brother..” I bet I can walk outside make her hang up her phone and come holla at you.” He called me a lie.

I walked outside and stopped her. I said excuse would you have a moment. She didn’t even tell whoever she was on the phone with by. She humg up on their face. I told her there was a young man who noticed her and wanted to say hello but was in the chair and was afraid he would never see you again. She came in the shop and sat down and gave him 100% attention. I went out to my truck to get my charger. When I came back in she left out. They said the young brother didn’t even ask her what her name was..the negro got spooked and said she was too easy. After my cut I had a note on my truck “I would have damn near fucked him just to talk to you longer..the way you came up to me made me feel spectacular.” She then left her number, address, and email.

I tore that note up and through down the street drain.
Right!!!!! You know you kept the number. You can not fool us GROWN MEN in here. lol
 
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So my wife usually ask me to bring her some lunch. I roll up one day and when I dropped it off to her this new dude that works there says “Aww I could have gotten you that.” Fool ass nicca said it in front of me. There were also about 3 other people including her boss standing there. My response in front of them, “motherfucker I don’t play about my wife.” Another husband was standing there also and he responded “neither so I.”

Dude damn near pissed his pants.

Two days later when I brought her lunch again he came out trying to apologize. I didn’t say shit but looked at him and got in my truck. A girl at my wife’s job told me that dude does not even speak to them anymore.

These young cats play too much. They don’t know about investing in a relationship.

Man stop it.. Don't generalize all the young people..LOL
 
So what y'all saying is, let me be clear just asking for a friend, that he needs to start asking these young gals can he sniff their cat?
 
So what y'all saying is, let me be clear just asking for a friend, that he needs to start asking these young gals can he sniff their cat?

Now you know if he sniffs it, he'll lose all self control. I've always wondered how animals knew what to do after sniffing it. When I was a young boy, we had an ole dog who would break his chain and hop the fence after sniffing the air a few times. After a few days, he'll come back looking and smelling bad. I think women get a kick out of us screaming, "look at what you made me do!!!" Like I said, nature can be so cruel. One sniff of that fresh fruit drives us crazy, especially if it is a combination of peaches and cream like the song says.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2NCXzg1FQ
 



My wife and I are teachers. We met on BlackPlanet so we both know the game. She has her admirers at her school and she knows I have mine. I'm about to switch to another school though, full of Beckys and Lindas (Asian?). I also know this little woman will break my ass if I was ever stupid enough to do anything ... and she knows I'm just crazy enough to roll up on her school with no notice.
 
My wife and I are teachers. We met on BlackPlanet so we both know the game. She has her admirers at her school and she knows I have mine. I'm about to switch to another school though, full of Beckys and Lindas (Asian?). I also know this little woman will break my ass if I was ever stupid enough to do anything ... and she knows I'm just crazy enough to roll up on her school with no notice.

My wife is a nurse. Her ass could kill me and they won't know what happened. This older black woman at my wife's job told my wife once, "Girl....you step out on that man there are women in this office who will be a clean up woman...these heffas love your husband I hear them talking. Funny thing is he don't pay them no mind."
 
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