Bruh...the funny thing is if you give them a descent 10 to 15 mi it’s if conversation they will damn near throw the puddin at you. I was in the barbershop one day and we often tease this one young brother who is 22 but don’t have no women. He is not gay he just doesn’t have the right game. So we saw this fine young thang walk by the shop. I told the young brother..” I bet I can walk outside make her hang up her phone and come holla at you.” He called me a lie.
I walked outside and stopped her. I said excuse would you have a moment. She didn’t even tell whoever she was on the phone with by. She humg up on their face. I told her there was a young man who noticed her and wanted to say hello but was in the chair and was afraid he would never see you again. She came in the shop and sat down and gave him 100% attention. I went out to my truck to get my charger. When I came back in she left out. They said the young brother didn’t even ask her what her name was..the negro got spooked and said she was too easy. After my cut I had a note on my truck “I would have damn near fucked him just to talk to you longer..the way you came up to me made me feel spectacular.” She then left her number, address, and email.
I tore that note up and through down the street drain.