MD Dating Service


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MightyDog said:
ABE, I am trying to figure out how to collect some of the money I believe folks owe me for the loop holes they found in my Dating Service. Maybe some folks will be knocking on some doors this week.
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:read: loop holes ehh? :emlaugh:
Well hurry up MD, so folks won't be singing and humming that "Singles Holiday Anthem" that's played Thanksgiving night to kick off the Christmas season....
"What do the lonely do at X-mas"
 
LoyalTigress said:
:read: loop holes ehh? :emlaugh:
Well hurry up MD, so folks won't be singing and humming that "Singles Holiday Anthem" that's played Thanksgiving night to kick off the Christmas season....
"What do the lonely do at X-mas"
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LOL don't mention that song. I have it on 45 (because I'm possession of all of my mom's records). She used to play that song over and over as she packed me and my brother off to spend Christmas with my grandmother.
 



MD, I'm still waiting on the "multiple" dating question. There are 5 of them that I want. Now, if the multiple question is a no go, then we need to get together about which one will be first. I pay top dollar for the 1st and the last ones.
 
Blacknbengal said:
MD, I'm still waiting on the "multiple" dating question. There are 5 of them that I want. Now, if the multiple question is a no go, then we need to get together about which one will be first. I pay top dollar for the 1st and the last ones.
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Send me $50 and the name of the person you would like to start with by Fed Ex and I will only reveal her name if you say so.
 
MightyDog said:
Send me $50 and the name of the person you would like to start with by Fed Ex and I will only reveal her name if you say so.
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Cool. Now you do "gurantee" that you can make this happen, right? I dont want to send in my funds and then receive a PM saying "I'm not available" or something to that degree. I will Fed Ex you the $50 bones, name of the hunnie, place and time, what I would like them to wear, what not to wear :ebrow:, how to fix their hair, and any other little tidbits that they need to know. Look for it by tomorrow that way I can have her in my possession and everything arranged by the weekend. You know it's the Soul Bowl weekend and I'm planning on sending this football season out with a bang.

:uhoh:
 
Blacknbengal said:
Cool. Now you do "gurantee" that you can make this happen, right? I dont want to send in my funds and then receive a PM saying "I'm not available" or something to that degree. I will Fed Ex you the $50 bones, name of the hunnie, place and time, what I would like them to wear, what not to wear :ebrow:, how to fix their hair, and any other little tidbits that they need to know. Look for it by tomorrow that way I can have her in my possession and everything arranged by the weekend. You know it's the Soul Bowl weekend and I'm planning on sending this football season out with a bang.

:uhoh:
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It will cost you more than $50 because this will be a high maintenance request contract. After reading your PM, I contacted her and to do all this hair, new dress and other tidbits, she is requesting some up front money.
 
MightyDog said:
It will cost you more than $50 because this will be a high maintenance request contract. After reading your PM, I contacted her and to do all this hair, new dress and other tidbits, she is requesting some up front money.
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That is ok just as long as the deal STILL stands. 3 for $100 or 5 for $200. And as I stated earlier, I am willing to put something extra in for you. Let her know to be prepared for the "jump off". As the young kids say, "It's going down".
 
She would like to wear a wig since you want to meet her at the VFW, but I am trying to get your original location.
 
MightyDog said:
She would like to wear a wig since you want to meet her at the VFW, but I am trying to get your original location.
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Blacknbengal said:
That is ok just as long as the deal STILL stands. 3 for $100 or 5 for $200. And as I stated earlier, I am willing to put something extra in for you. Let her know to be prepared for the "jump off". As the young kids say, "It's going down".
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Didn't he say he was making those kind of deals?

TCONN88 said:
Anybody take food stamps?
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I believe he stated the type of payment he'll take. I don't think food stamps was on the list.
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
Uhhh, mabye you read what I said wrong. I don't wanna see no two MEN going at it........But two good looking WOMEN doing it, especially if they let me get involved! You straight got me twisted! I have too much of an audit trail to even think of the contrary.

But hey, you might be trying to play some kinda pseudo jedi mind game or something.

Aint no sugar in this tank, I will stand up in yo guts and point to the crowd!!!!!

REAL TALK!!!

:smash:
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:lol: u won't stand up in the guts will ya?

I understood clearly what you said...you said TWO WOMEN together "doing" it. :shame: That's the same as two men doing it...and I don't care how many "gutz" you done stood up in or what you or the accountant says about yo puddin audit trail...if you are turned on by the same sex get'n it ON MALE or FEMALE...YOU ARE SUSPECT!

Spoon: Ooohhhh the thought of a man with another man...YUCK...
but, the thought of a woman with a woman...YES!:rolleyes:

spoon/puddin= a tiny spoon or a puddin offspring...potentially.


Spoon + Puddin=Straight
Spoon & Spoon=GAY
Puddin & Puddin= GAY
Spoon attracted to Puddin + Puddin get'n it on...SUSPECT!

It ain't nothing sexy about the same sex get'n it on! And how do you know those same two puddin's ain't had a bi-sexual spoon dipped in it! YOU SPOONS need to think...think...think! It's not okay...and you should "stir" clear of the "gutz" that would do this shatttt! :read:

Ya heard me?:tup:
 



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LoyalTigress said:
Let me check my dates and see where I can put you on layaway dear. :goof:
Hey Tconn :wavey: gotta be careful round these parts. STC trying to lay claim on folks in GA, LA, and TX and lord only knows where else. :rolleyes:



yes indeed ROTGDF :lmao:
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Dayum I see. Guess I need to read lightly and hold steadfast at the same time.

But how long I gotta be on layaway. Can't I just Lay?:D
 
~~pulling out knot-o-duckets~~

Hey Mitey Mite!!!!

I'll pay $60.00 for a hookup with MsGSU... I'll pay extra cause I need to get at her right now!!!!

I wanna 'hit it' and find out who's officiating the JSU/Alcorn game Sa'adey....

Yanno she's got the 'whole worl..... SWAAAAAC in her pants.......

:D:D:D
 
Taylor-Made'90 said:
~~pulling out knot-o-duckets~~

Hey Mitey Mite!!!!

I'll pay $60.00 for a hookup with MsGSU... I'll pay extra cause I need to get at her right now!!!!

I wanna 'hit it' and find out who's officiating the JSU/Alcorn game Sa'adey....

Yanno she's got the 'whole worl..... SWAAAAAC in her pants.......

:D:D:D
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Now aint this some isht...for the info that you want, $60 is not enough, you are going to have to come with at least 5 figures no less..and still that want be enough to get what you want...and as far as hitting it..that is a no no
 
Taylor-Made'90 said:
~~pulling out knot-o-duckets~~

Hey Mitey Mite!!!!

I'll pay $60.00 for a hookup with MsGSU... I'll pay extra cause I need to get at her right now!!!!

I wanna 'hit it' and find out who's officiating the JSU/Alcorn game Sa'adey....

Yanno she's got the 'whole worl..... SWAAAAAC in her pants.......

:D:D:D
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:read: well I be dayum...she got the whaaaaaaaaaat? :smh: :goof:
 
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