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For $50, I will arrange a date with the person of your choice on Small Talk.

Money Orders or Cashier Checks only.


Man $50...HITS that's more than the date would cost....hell take these "What's for lunch" eating women to a Buffet for $9.99 at Ryans, plus my meal is $20.....
 
:read: Why I gotta be on layaway so long?

Cause I'm tryin to see if P~ can up his 42 sec and if he can't then you're NEXT. Trying to give him benefit of the doubt through the end of the year, but looks like we're going nowhere fast, so...... :rolleyes: :lol:
 



He'll be up in here yelling and screaming sooner or later. :lol:

STC has $50 in his crown royal bag.

MD, You take half dollars ??

LT, Am i on the Layaway plan???:goof: :goof: *stc waits on answer*

JaggDiva, DO you like Ryans. It's a buffett adn we can get one Mega Bar and share off each plate all romantical and stuff!!:love: :love: We still have some money left over for some fun!!!! You ever made love on a bed of Halfdollars before SWEETY:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

SimplyRedd, STC IS GONNA KICK SOMETHING AND IT AINT NO GOTDAYUM SOCCER BALL either...........HOW DARE YOU......... ALL that dayum gumbo I made for you.......:saw: :saw: :saw: SR, I was take you to Sizzler too when the $50 in ones.
 
STC has $50 in his crown royal bag.

MD, You take half dollars ??

LT, Am i on the Layaway plan???:goof: :goof: *stc waits on answer*

JaggDiva, DO you like Ryans. It's a buffett adn we can get one Mega Bar and share off each plate all romantical and stuff!!:love: :love: We still have some money left over for some fun!!!! You ever made love on a bed of Halfdollars before SWEETY:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

SimplyRedd, STC IS GONNA KICK SOMETHING AND IT AINT NO GOTDAYUM SOCCER BALL either...........HOW DARE YOU......... ALL that dayum gumbo I made for you.......:saw: :saw: :saw: SR, I was take you to Sizzler too when the $50 in ones.

STC........ You on layaway too dear but since Redd has informed us that you are her fiance, then yo layaway might run into your marriage date.
Besides, I don't do men that are TAKEN. You either single or you ain't. :no:
 
STC........ You on layaway too dear but since Redd has informed us that you are her fiance, then yo layaway might run into your marriage date.Besides, I don't do men that are TAKEN. You either single or you ain't. :no:

WHAT????????

Redd errrrrr SimplyRedd said that to WHO??????

LT, You know STC you even know Paul........I aint asking you to do nuttin. Shiiiiiit STC will be doing the do to ya. LT don't do me like this.

When did Redd errrrrrrr SimplyRedd tell US(who the hell is Us).

*STC picks up ***** *:saw: :saw: :saw: :saw: :saw: :saw:

LT, What is it ??
Is it my height?
Is it my ugliness?
Is it my car cause you know my Hummer is in the shop.

LT, WE better than this Sweety. Holla at me !!!! U know STC likes that meat on you sweety for real. STC IS HELL WHEN HE WELL!!!!!!!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Wassup!!!!!!

Check ya pm Babygul !!!:winkgrin: :winkgrin: :winkgrin:
 
STC........ You on layaway too dear but since Redd has informed us that you are her fiance, then yo layaway might run into your marriage date.
Besides, I don't do men that are TAKEN. You either single or you ain't. :no:

Well I aint one to come between lovers so Tig let's bounce boo. But ummm....Redd if it don't work out ummm....nevermind.
 
STC has $50 in his crown royal bag.

MD, You take half dollars ??

LT, Am i on the Layaway plan???:goof: :goof: *stc waits on answer*

JaggDiva, DO you like Ryans. It's a buffett adn we can get one Mega Bar and share off each plate all romantical and stuff!!:love: :love: We still have some money left over for some fun!!!! You ever made love on a bed of Halfdollars before SWEETY:sperm: :sperm: :sperm:

SimplyRedd, STC IS GONNA KICK SOMETHING AND IT AINT NO GOTDAYUM SOCCER BALL either...........HOW DARE YOU......... ALL that dayum gumbo I made for you.......:saw: :saw: :saw: SR, I was take you to Sizzler too when the $50 in ones.

Its either the chinese buffet or Barnhill's, and no we won't share. I want my own plate and a drink.

And take them halfdollars to that machine at the grocery store and get some paper money. Them dayum coins are too hard.

But, LT does bring up a good point. According to SR you are officially off the market. Sooooooo, Congratulations on the upcoming affair. I'll be glad to contribute the upside down pound cakes on tiers for the event. :cool:
 
Well since STC has decided he would rather have LT, TCONN it's on and POPPING!!!

AW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STC GOIN POP SOMETHIN.........*STC GETS .38*

SimplyRedd don't act brand new in front of company. As hard as i worked to get those corns off yo feet recently. I enhaled the foot odor for you, MY DEAR FIANCE'
Don't even act now in front of company. Come yo short back in the house and let's eat this gumbo together. Done lost the mind that the good lord gave ya.

*stc mumbles to himself* SR, must don't know STC don't take his medicine til 9:37pm. STC is feeling froggy as heyell this evening.

Reddd errr SimplyRedd STC has his mased eye on you fo real. :goof: :goof: :goof:
 
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