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Shamocha said:
Redd wastes no time.
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YOU FEELIN FROGGY TOO ???

You are on STC wish list too.

Don't u go to akin' karazy too up in here.

Had me saving all those GOTDAYUM MCDONALD'S MONOPOLY PIECES SO I COULD PAY FOR YO HEADLIGHT TO GET FIXED.

Amnesia aint no excuse.

Mochahontas, Wsssuper!!!!! Will you go on a date wit STC ?? :read: :read: :read:
 
STC_60 said:
AW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STC GOIN POP SOMETHIN.........*STC GETS .38*

SimplyRedd don't act brand new in front of company. As hard as i worked to get those corns off yo feet recently. I enhaled the foot odor for you, MY DEAR FIANCE'
Don't even act now in front of company. Come yo short back in the house and let's eat this gumbo together. Done lost the mind that the good lord gave ya.

*stc mumbles to himself* SR, must don't know STC don't take his medicine til 9:37pm. STC is feeling froggy as heyell this evening.

Reddd errr SimplyRedd STC has his mased eye on you fo real. :goof: :goof: :goof:
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I am SO SORRY, but since you can't make up YOUR mind, I just made it up FOR YOU.

It was great. But, I got my eye on a newer, SHINIER piece...Hey TCONN what's popping, besides me??
 



SimplyRedd said:
Yall leave my fiance STC alone.But, TCONN we ain't married yet...so what's up...:ebrow:
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Bout timeyou recognize STC talents and gifts:smash: :smash:

You know STC momma been dreaming about FISH lately and I aint talking about no DAYUM CATFISH either.

I told you.............:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

SimplyRedd, What we goin name the baby.

My momma said WE would make some pretty chillen. :blush: :blush: :blush:

STC think he felt 4 kicks too on yo beautiful tummy.:blush: :blush:

*stc sheds tear* Quads was my wish. That gives us a great start to our 12 chillen.

SimplyRedd, Who we inviting to the baby shower off the TSPN????:wavey: :wavey:

fyi: If you wink yo GOTDAYUM EYE AGAIN IMMA GLUE DEM PRETTY BASTIDS OPEN!!!!!!
 
SimplyRedd said:
I am SO SORRY, but since you can't make up YOUR mind, I just made it up FOR YOU.

BAAABY, It;s all SimplyRedd all day long. I can't breath without you in my life sweety.

YOU THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!!!!!!

Those others can't make me feel lik eyou can

U'S THE ONLIEST PERSON I CAN TALK TO.......

Remember when i sung to you SimplyRedd.....

I held you tight and sun g Remote control to ya. That's our weddign song dammit.....SR, wait I know I have somebad habits but I am working on them . I DONE GAVE UP THAT NARCOTIC...YES I DID DAMMIT ........FOR U SimplyRedd.......FOR YOU SWEETY......

WE have so much growing to do together........:swink: :swink:
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STC_60 said:
SimplyRedd said:
I am SO SORRY, but since you can't make up YOUR mind, I just made it up FOR YOU.

BAAABY, It;s all SimplyRedd all day long. I can't breath without you in my life sweety.

YOU THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!!!!!!

Those others can't make me feel lik eyou can

U'S THE ONLIEST PERSON I CAN TALK TO.......

Remember when i sung to you SimplyRedd.....

I held you tight and sun g Remote control to ya. That's our weddign song dammit.....SR, wait I know I have somebad habits but I am working on them . I DONE GAVE UP THAT NARCOTIC...YES I DID DAMMIT ........FOR U SimplyRedd.......FOR YOU SWEETY......

WE have so much growing to do together........:swink: :swink:
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NO, it is OVER. I gave you a chance IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. Now leave me be, before I call the police and tell them you are stalking me all cross internet.

Please DO NOT send me anymore PMs on FullFiggas.com
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JaggDiva said:
Its either the chinese buffet or Barnhill's, and no we won't share. I want my own plate and a drink. And take them halfdollars to that machine at the grocery store and get some paper money. Them dayum coins are too hard.

But, LT does bring up a good point. According to SR you are officially off the market. Sooooooo, Congratulations on the upcoming affair. I'll be glad to contribute the upside down pound cakes on tiers for the event. :cool:
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GOTDAYUM!!!!!!! Chinese is expensive and BARNHILLS upper echelon Ryans with the upper salon prices to boot.

DAYUM , U trying break STC. I was take us to CHUUCHES and get us a 8 PIECE for $2 and we coulda been full and horny cause you know chuuches makes STC horny as hell.

Ujus worry about US!! Okay JD!!! I know you tall as a roof on the house but yo shingles can still get rocked babygul..GRRRRR BABY.......GGRRRRR BABY:wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

STC like cakes and love his women wit pounds on them also. U thinkin what STC is thinkin....................SHAEK AND BAKE BABYGUL!!!!!!

I'M HELL WHEN I'M WELL !!!!!!!! JaggDiva, STC feel like climbing Mt. Ebony :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: *stc does side strattle hops in preparation*
 
Shamocha said:
Sorry hon. You down there crying over SimplyRedd. I can't be your rebound chick.
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I was not crying *stc gets dust out of eye on clear day and sniffles* at all.

Rebounds are the most important part of a basketball game. They maintain pussesion and keep the ballz in play.

Mocha, I only say this cause I care about YOU !!!!!!!

Mocha when I paid yo blockbuster overdue fees off in september STC just charged to the puss errrr to da game.

Mocha, This is how you do ya Man. U already still haven't forgiven me yet. For what I don't know.

I just wanted a hug. I was gon to let go before you lost consciousness.

I promise. :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:
 
SimplyRedd said:
STC_60 said:
NO, it is OVER. I gave you a chance IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. Now leave me be, before I call the police and tell them you are stalking me all cross internet.

Please DO NOT send me anymore PMs on FullFiggas.com
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CALL THE DA GOTDAYUM PO-PO'S THEN!!!!!

STC WILL GO TO JAIL OVER YOU REDD!!!!!!

FUGG THIS SHAT!!!!!

YEAH, I sent those PM's to YOU . SO WHAT !!! You got a hot piece of ASS so what you want STC to do. Just look at all day long and have some restraint and control.

HELL YEAH IM STALKING YOU ......IM STALKIN MY DAYUM FIANCE' GOTDAMMIT!!!!

I BOUGHT THAT RING ON YO FINGER........REMEMBER??? WE CONNECTED THIS FALL !!!!!! DON'T AK' BRAND NEW NOW!!!!!!

I want my Visor back then.........Now!!!!!!! Don't throw it on the ground like you did on I20 EAST on our last break up. I was fry dropper of the month in the REGION in that hat. DA REGION!!!!! I told you the Wagon was old. :smash: :smash: :smash:

Redd, STC apologizes!!!!!!

Come back to BIG DADDY STC!!!!!

*TP2.COM cd playing*

*stc grabs Redd by the waist and pulls her closer and whispers in her ear "If you leave me again imma cut you pinky fingers an dtoes off dammit. Try me gotdammit "
STC luvs him some REDD *stc mugs at Simply Redd*
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TCONN88 said:
Dayum. All I said was who wants to go out. This some buuuuu-sht!!:wavey:
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That wasn't directed towards you hon :wavey:

STC we gonna have to find you another job at the circus because you suck at juggling. You can't keep all your "loves" in order.
 
STC...Redd after reading of y'all's misguided, one-half-way engaged type situation...STC forget whatever I said. Y'all got work to do.

**Run REdd! Run to the hill!**
 
Shamocha said:
That wasn't directed towards you hon :wavey:

STC we gonna have to find you another job at the circus because you suck at juggling. You can't keep all your "loves" in order.
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STC can but MOCHAHONTAS need to practice on being wit her MAN STC. STC loves for his women to do circus tricks too. Guess what trick STC likes to SEE HIS WOMAN DO ???
 
chocalate_topaz said:
STC...Redd after reading of y'all's misguided, one-half-way engaged type situation...STC forget whatever I said. Y'all got work to do.

**Run REdd! Run to the hill!**
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CT, You don't understand STC !!!!!

YOU a thick sistah and STC likes.

You got good kredic and all yo teffus too so STC really likes you fo real!!!

Don't let the bad STC run you off.

Redd will be fine..........:devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2:

CT, Wassuper!!!!!:winkgrin: :winkgrin:
 



STC_60 said:
STC can but MOCHAHONTAS need to practice on being wit her MAN STC. STC loves for his women to do circus tricks too. Guess what trick STC likes to SEE HIS WOMAN DO ???
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If it is what I think it is, I want no parts of it. STC you spread a lil too thin around here, I don't think there's enough of you to go around. I don't need any practice. I'm already GAME READY. Go on and grab Redd and cry a lil more.
 
MightyDog said:
For $50, I will arrange a date with the person of your choice on Small Talk.

Money Orders or Cashier Checks only.
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Sorry MD...I'm a free agent...besides...I am not allowed to date TSPN spoons...because someone has screwed the man that's next to the man...that's next to the man...that's next to the man...that can't, won't, and wouldn't STFU!

Worse than dat dayum Monica Lewinsky

***Linda Tripp send help***
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***But, if you ever decide to give up the TSPN...HOLLAH @ a sistah!***
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
Uhh, MD...I just hope these services stay HETEROSEXUAL on small talk. I'll be dayummed If I ever hear about two dudes going "Meat to Meat", I'll start shooting up in heah!!!!

But hey, if two good looking women go at it.....I wanna know ALL about it!!!

:D
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Are you for real...you know this statement means you have supe un-unatural thoughts...and puts you in the "gay" ring...:smh:


dayum...another bites the dust!
 
TCONN88 said:
Well I aint one to come between lovers so Tig let's bounce boo. But ummm....Redd if it don't work out ummm....nevermind.
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Let me check my dates and see where I can put you on layaway dear. :goof:
Hey Tconn :wavey: gotta be careful round these parts. STC trying to lay claim on folks in GA, LA, and TX and lord only knows where else. :rolleyes:

Shamocha said:
STC we gonna have to find you another job at the circus because you suck at juggling. You can't keep all your "loves" in order.
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yes indeed ROTGDF :lmao:
 
aamuprettywoman said:
Are you for real...you know this statement means you have supe un-unatural thoughts...and puts you in the "gay" ring...:smh:


dayum...another bites the dust!
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Uhhh, mabye you read what I said wrong. I don't wanna see no two MEN going at it........But two good looking WOMEN doing it, especially if they let me get involved! You straight got me twisted! I have too much of an audit trail to even think of the contrary.

But hey, you might be trying to play some kinda pseudo jedi mind game or something.

Aint no sugar in this tank, I will stand up in yo guts and point to the crowd!!!!!

REAL TALK!!!

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MD I need a payment plan because after Homecoming and Capital City Classic being back to back...I am gonna have to get a credit loan from the bank.

Let's see... 2 dates a year times 50 dollars x 5 years... 50 dollars per date maximum. 60 dollar hotel room, 40 dollars gas...

Shheeeit...

Imma need two credit loans.
 
ABE, I am trying to figure out how to collect some of the money I believe folks owe me for the loop holes they found in my Dating Service. Maybe some folks will be knocking on some doors this week.
 
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