Lets tell a story...
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Ntelekt
Mr. Telephone Man (1975)
Blu, quit messin' up!!!
Yep...all of this was said by some drunk crack head who kept coming to the class. The only thing he kept sayind was:
"SSSSSSSSOSA!!!"
Well anyway, class was back in session, and the spoons were getting ready to get a lesson from a puddin' instructor who supposedly knew how to do her thing.
To everyone's surprise, it was...
Yep...all of this was said by some drunk crack head who kept coming to the class. The only thing he kept sayind was:
"SSSSSSSSOSA!!!"
Well anyway, class was back in session, and the spoons were getting ready to get a lesson from a puddin' instructor who supposedly knew how to do her thing.
To everyone's surprise, it was...
aamuprettywoman
AAMU all day every day!
ohhh girl....
Alexxus....
She came in whip'n everything in sight!
She set it off on the left yawhll..
She set if off on the right yawhll...
Then she tried to drop and....lo and behold....*SMH*:emlaugh:
Alexxus....
She came in whip'n everything in sight!
She set it off on the left yawhll..
She set if off on the right yawhll...
Then she tried to drop and....lo and behold....*SMH*:emlaugh:
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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The Sweet NUPE came in and the ladies overjoyed!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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Dayum I need to consult with SUPER Sweet NUPE!!!!!!!
[Edited by Dr. Sweet NUPE on 02-12-01 at 02:06 PM]
[Edited by Dr. Sweet NUPE on 02-12-01 at 02:06 PM]
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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Shake IT Fast but watch yourself Shake It Fast Sho' me whatcha workin wit!!!!
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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Oh Sweet NUPE you workin it......with the Spoon Boy.....you workin it........Those NUPES Boy......they work it!!!!!!
Vinita
Let's Go Lions, GO!
Someone is not accustomed to our STORY THREADS!
At this point, Sweets found himself being booted in the head by that most Pernicious DIVA, who was already angry at Mighty Dog for starting mess, and those trifling women for casting aspersions.
<font color=red>"WAKE UP, MAN, AND STOP ALL THAT DAMNED DREAMING!"</font color=red>
This Diva was being followed closely by the REAL teacher of the class, who said in a most haughty manner ...
"How in the HELL can a Puddin' Spoonin' class be taught by anyone other than Da_Sperm?! Aren't you ignant-ramuses aware that I am surrounded by the LIGHT and am therefore all knowing?!"
With that, Dr. Da_Sperm proceeded to try to teach his charges the "ins and outs" of puddin' spoonin'. Unfortunately, his class was interrupted by
At this point, Sweets found himself being booted in the head by that most Pernicious DIVA, who was already angry at Mighty Dog for starting mess, and those trifling women for casting aspersions.
<font color=red>"WAKE UP, MAN, AND STOP ALL THAT DAMNED DREAMING!"</font color=red>
This Diva was being followed closely by the REAL teacher of the class, who said in a most haughty manner ...
"How in the HELL can a Puddin' Spoonin' class be taught by anyone other than Da_Sperm?! Aren't you ignant-ramuses aware that I am surrounded by the LIGHT and am therefore all knowing?!"
With that, Dr. Da_Sperm proceeded to try to teach his charges the "ins and outs" of puddin' spoonin'. Unfortunately, his class was interrupted by
aamuprettywoman
AAMU all day every day!
Sweetnupe....
Then all of a sudden the music stopped....
Sweetnupe swung his "spoon" around and said...
measure this.
After BluBlood was hit in the head with his 22 inch spoon....she/he replied....
"dayummmmm" I didn't know you were pack'n like that?
Are all the nupes like this?
Thatz when Nastynupe stepped up to the plate and put his spoon smack dab ......
Then all of a sudden the music stopped....
Sweetnupe swung his "spoon" around and said...
measure this.
After BluBlood was hit in the head with his 22 inch spoon....she/he replied....
"dayummmmm" I didn't know you were pack'n like that?
Are all the nupes like this?
Thatz when Nastynupe stepped up to the plate and put his spoon smack dab ......
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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called Dr. Sweet NUPE and said I need "The Prince of Passion" the bearer of the "Superior Chocolate Love Muscle" then suprisingly.............
[Edited by Dr. Sweet NUPE on 02-12-01 at 03:06 PM]
[Edited by Dr. Sweet NUPE on 02-12-01 at 03:06 PM]
Ntelekt
Mr. Telephone Man (1975)
..Blu ignored Dr. Nupe's boasts, spit out the fake spoon and went to the next available one for some ol' fashioned polishing!
Once the next spoon was in hand, Blu noticed this funky smell. From all the earlier excitement, it was no secret that the smell came from...
Once the next spoon was in hand, Blu noticed this funky smell. From all the earlier excitement, it was no secret that the smell came from...
aamuprettywoman
AAMU all day every day!
u guessed it...
her lick'n every spoon in sight!
Then all of a sudden....someone yelled out...
eeeyyy u over there lick'n all the spoons...
[Edited by aamuprettywoman on 02-12-01 at 03:13 PM]
her lick'n every spoon in sight!
Then all of a sudden....someone yelled out...
eeeyyy u over there lick'n all the spoons...
[Edited by aamuprettywoman on 02-12-01 at 03:13 PM]
Dr. Sweet NUPE
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work a spoon, Like I worked Sweet NUPE, but then someone grabbed her, it was..............
aamuprettywoman
AAMU all day every day!
u guessed it...
nastynupe starting beating her over the head with his spoon saying...didn't I say...the only spoon you'd be lick'n was mine! Got dayummmitttt...get yo arse back up on the stage and finish lick'n that pie...
Lex turned around and headed back to the stage with her head down and out of no where comes this so fresh and so clean spoon named Phatback...he you girl
wut ya cry'n bout and took her....
nastynupe starting beating her over the head with his spoon saying...didn't I say...the only spoon you'd be lick'n was mine! Got dayummmitttt...get yo arse back up on the stage and finish lick'n that pie...
Lex turned around and headed back to the stage with her head down and out of no where comes this so fresh and so clean spoon named Phatback...he you girl
wut ya cry'n bout and took her....
J-State Tiger
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.... By the medulla oblongata and lowered her to spoon level. She got a big grin on her face and called her girl D-Town over to help her work on phats spoon. D-town got on her knees licked her lips and..............
aamuprettywoman
AAMU all day every day!
...mmmm'
That don't taste like Hass. Then, Phat shoved her head back down again saying...Please don't tell Hass in a mumbled voice. He'll be so angry, but since he can't tell the truth to save his life...I might as well. Phat says...no need to explain...I got your back and your front. There's nothing wrong with sharing. If he can't take the heat he gotta stay out of the kitchen or he can bake me and you a pie...
And wouldn't you know it...Hass walked in and saw D-town on her knees lick'n Phat like ninety going north and said...
I don't believe it...after all this time...I
That don't taste like Hass. Then, Phat shoved her head back down again saying...Please don't tell Hass in a mumbled voice. He'll be so angry, but since he can't tell the truth to save his life...I might as well. Phat says...no need to explain...I got your back and your front. There's nothing wrong with sharing. If he can't take the heat he gotta stay out of the kitchen or he can bake me and you a pie...
And wouldn't you know it...Hass walked in and saw D-town on her knees lick'n Phat like ninety going north and said...
I don't believe it...after all this time...I
MACKG
a.k.a. NASTYNUPE
thought you were out on Harry Hines making me my damn money. Hassan pulled out his pimping cane and commenced to beating D-Town upside her head. He was giving his best PIMPING KEN impression "You better get yo azz out on that street and make me my money" Just then, Truthteller busted on the scene with JSU*ATL and Kema on his arms...and with a big old grin, he started yelling....
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