Panther88
Banned
:shame:
First, God forgive me for doing what I did. :smh:
Secondly, I'mmo tell exactly what I did.
*sigh*
My attitude stinks when it comes to menfolx
who stand in the pulpit and aren't saying what my mentally retarded slowful brain thinks they should say/do (verbatim from the "good book"). So, I and my boy's wife were in Walmart last Fri evening near the toy section. There, we both saw some halloween skeletons that are ~6 inches tall. :shame: We both simultaneously agreed that we HAD to pull a prank on the "kuntry" lol folx because they believe in voodoo like they believe in God (go figure). So, we both agreed to meet up @ this one preacha's house late last Sat night @ midnightish/1amish and put 2 of these skeletons on the preacha's escalade lol and his cts door handles. :shame: Well.... guess what ol' boy said yester a.m.? :smh:
I had to walk out along w/ my boy and his wife lol after he started his "Kearney Thomas" rant. :retard:
It went something like this (it started out low and then he started that shouting lol):
<b>
passa: chillunz... somebody done tried to put....voodoo on yo' passa. me and my wife had'ta walk to chuch like we used'ta do when momma' and daddi'nem had us to hook bessa 
and tank (mules) up to da' waggin cuz we ain't have no car. i went out to my car dis moanin' and dare on top of my car was a body.... a NAKED HUMAN BODY! (starts shouting) i cried out to my wife... ROSIE!!! I SAYYYYYYYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZIIIIEEEEE!!!!! SOMEBODY DEADDDDDDDD OUT HURRRR ON UNDA' I CAR POTE!!!!!</b>
By this time, I looked @ my girl and my boy and they were in tears along w/ me. All 3 of us had to go outside where we BURST out :lol:. lol
I had to piece a lot of this together but it's my understanding ~snicker~ in talking w/ momma' late last night that they called the "voodoo expert" :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: over and asked HIM :emlaugh: what to do and to remove the "hex" and get the skeletons off their rides. :lol: Well... guess who the "voodoo expert" is? :emlaugh: :lmao: It's momma's husband. :emlaugh: :lol: :emlaugh: So, momma' told me that her husband took some flour (yes, the kind you cook w/ :lol: ) and sprankled some over their new cadillacs and said some mumbo-jumbo and what not while cutting the rope lol that had those mini-skeletons tied to them. She said he had to use some plastic gloves :lol: to remove them and then he put them in a plastic sack w/ 2 "fresh" chicken eggs :shame: and threw the bag in Lake Conroe. :emlaugh: :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling: Man... I was in TEARS again last night (early this a.m.). As I tried to lay there w/out :lol:... :shame: I thought about all those remaining skeletons I had. Methinks there are ~10 or so more to go so, guess what your boy did @ 5a.m. this morning whilst preparing to entrez to work? I shole did. :nod: I hung one of those skeletons on the door handle of his new truck. :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling: #1, he caught a fever about my white truck so he went out and bought a red one JUST like it. He's afraid of the color red (he's superstitious as hell) because he says that it's the "mark of the beast." :lol: Well, the "beast" has a skeleton hanging on it's door handle and I'm most CERTAIN, I'll hear about this later this evening/tonight when I return home.
Sorry for the lengthiness but for the last 24 hrs, I've been :lol: :bawling: :lol:
Lawd, I need to repent. :shame: ~snicker~
First, God forgive me for doing what I did. :smh:
Secondly, I'mmo tell exactly what I did.
*sigh*My attitude stinks when it comes to menfolx
who stand in the pulpit and aren't saying what my mentally retarded slowful brain thinks they should say/do (verbatim from the "good book"). So, I and my boy's wife were in Walmart last Fri evening near the toy section. There, we both saw some halloween skeletons that are ~6 inches tall. :shame: We both simultaneously agreed that we HAD to pull a prank on the "kuntry" lol folx because they believe in voodoo like they believe in God (go figure). So, we both agreed to meet up @ this one preacha's house late last Sat night @ midnightish/1amish and put 2 of these skeletons on the preacha's escalade lol and his cts door handles. :shame: Well.... guess what ol' boy said yester a.m.? :smh:I had to walk out along w/ my boy and his wife lol after he started his "Kearney Thomas" rant. :retard:
It went something like this (it started out low and then he started that shouting lol):
<b>
passa: chillunz... somebody done tried to put....voodoo on yo' passa.
me and my wife had'ta walk to chuch like we used'ta do when momma' and daddi'nem had us to hook bessa and tank (mules) up to da' waggin cuz we ain't have no car. i went out to my car dis moanin' and dare on top of my car was a body.... a NAKED HUMAN BODY! (starts shouting) i cried out to my wife... ROSIE!!! I SAYYYYYYYYYY ROOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZIIIIEEEEE!!!!! SOMEBODY DEADDDDDDDD OUT HURRRR ON UNDA' I CAR POTE!!!!!</b>By this time, I looked @ my girl and my boy and they were in tears along w/ me. All 3 of us had to go outside where we BURST out :lol:. lol
I had to piece a lot of this together but it's my understanding ~snicker~ in talking w/ momma' late last night that they called the "voodoo expert" :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: over and asked HIM :emlaugh: what to do and to remove the "hex" and get the skeletons off their rides. :lol: Well... guess who the "voodoo expert" is?
:emlaugh: :lmao: It's momma's husband. :emlaugh: :lol: :emlaugh: So, momma' told me that her husband took some flour (yes, the kind you cook w/ :lol: ) and sprankled some over their new cadillacs and said some mumbo-jumbo and what not while cutting the rope lol that had those mini-skeletons tied to them. She said he had to use some plastic gloves :lol: to remove them and then he put them in a plastic sack w/ 2 "fresh" chicken eggs :shame: and threw the bag in Lake Conroe. :emlaugh: :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling: Man... I was in TEARS again last night (early this a.m.). As I tried to lay there w/out :lol:... :shame: I thought about all those remaining skeletons I had. Methinks there are ~10 or so more to go so, guess what your boy did @ 5a.m. this morning whilst preparing to entrez to work? I shole did. :nod: I hung one of those skeletons on the door handle of his new truck. :lol: :emlaugh: :bawling: #1, he caught a fever about my white truck so he went out and bought a red one JUST like it. He's afraid of the color red (he's superstitious as hell) because he says that it's the "mark of the beast." :lol: Well, the "beast" has a skeleton hanging on it's door handle and I'm most CERTAIN, I'll hear about this later this evening/tonight when I return home. Sorry for the lengthiness but for the last 24 hrs, I've been :lol: :bawling: :lol:
Lawd, I need to repent. :shame: ~snicker~
Lee! 
Aw helllll....:lol: I ain't know... :lol: