How To Know You Are Smalltime


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Im sorry.....this are just simple facts....

Everybody cant play in Chicago, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans, etc..... Everybody cant turn down contracts for California and all of these far away places. Everybody aint JSU. Everybody doesnt get offer 5 year contracts with cities begging them to come and play. Thats just the way it is.

Most of us are happy with playing D2 schools all year for our non-conference schedule. In some cases, these D2 schools are the biggest game of the year for these unfortunate institutions. Some schools would schedule 11 D2 games in the SWAC office would let them. Im sure if they tried, the SWAC office wouldnt try to stop them.

Some things we just have to accept in life. I have accepted that Halle Berry is married to some other dude, you smalltime schools just have to accept your lot in life also.

If you want to know how to be the best, just ask us.
 
Thanks Get Ready, I truly do want to know how to be the "best." :idea:

For instance: do you have any tips on how I can convince my head coach that we don't need a field goal kicker either? There must be something to it if Hughes thinks so.

Also, do you know of any loopholes in the system where we can pay rental fees at Aggie Stadium even though we already own it?

Plus, we are currently looking for a new flag to fly over our stadium. Do you have any suggestions?
 

If your biggest game of the year is against a D2 school in a classic, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you tried to schedule a NAIA school for homecoming, and a bad one at that, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you still running uniform smack that has absolutely no truth to it, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you moved your game to New Orleans to allow more people to see JSU beat yo ass, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If Ron Cooper is your coach, you are <font size=1>small time</font> and just plain dumb.

If you treated Eddie Robinson like Ron Cooper should be treated, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If your coach led your offense the length of the field on your defense, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you ain't Jackson State University, then more than likely you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

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Funny, I could have sworn we made three field goals in that game against Howard. I guess smacking with facts is now considered smalltime. :confused:

BTW: Can you please give us some advice on how we can attract less than 9,000 fans to our home opener? I think it's really "bigtime" how JSU fans can hear echoes during their home games and even have enough open space to play a game of freeze tag in the stands. We'd like to offer those promotions also.

Thanks a million. :)
 
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Big timing @ Blockbuster Memorial Stadium!
 
Thrilla

If you hada just scored 1 more field goal against Howard, you woulda won. Yall "almost" beat Howard. :emlaugh: Hole up hole up.....Are you telling me that Howard won 3 games last year, and one of them was against NCAT&T? Now this is smalltime :D :D :D We werent that good last year, but we did beat Howard by 3 TDs. sad sad sad


Maybe you should focus on getting a QB. There is this new concept in football now. Its called the forward pass. Thats when...nevermind we will show you on Nov. 10th.

Another great pic. That pic is even better than the one you posted with that whoremongering bastard Jesse Jackson. Do the SWACPAGE a favor and lay off the attendance smack. We have already established that JSU is the king of attendance too. What is it....11 of 20 attendance titles...something like that? I dont think you want to go there unless you want to argue with facts again.

If you think North Carolina Central is an important game....you are smalltime.

Who the hell is NC Central...Is that a high school?

If you cant score 1 damn point in two years against the Elon Fighting Christians....you are smalltime.

That D2 squad from New Haven almost beat the Fighting Christians from Elon, but you guys cant even compete? This is the kind of crap that gives black colleges a bad name.

If you freeze up cause the other team has a white waterboy, you are smalltime?
 
We have already established that JSU is the king of attendance too.
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Uhh...I believe 17,000 missing fans would beg to differ
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BTW: the kind of crap that gives black college's a bad name is having one of it's "big time" programs go 0 - forever in the playoffs...that same school having moon sizes craters in their indoor track... that same school having their punk azz kicker cry on national TV... that same school having their star running back recruit flunk out of school even before he offically enrolled... that same school having a head coach who is synanimous with washing dirty draws... that same school losing to Texas Southern, ASU and UAPB last year... especially losing to UAPB last year (oh lawd)... that same school loving to sport the confederate flag more than the Dukes of Hazard did....that same school being smack dead in the middle of race-riot central in the 60's, but still producing no real civil rights leaders of any prominence....etc, etc...
 
ALSO IF...

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WAY TO GO MIGHTY HORNET!!!!!!!IF YOU WOULD PERMIT ME TO ADD TO YOUR LIST--------IF YOU SPRAY PAINT YOUR TUBAS,THEN WITHOUT QUESTION,YOU MUST BE JSUE.
 
If you gotta run band smack, you are most definitely <font size=1>small time</font>.

If your coach hands out watches for a 6-5 season, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you haven't won more than one SWAC title, yet you've been in the conference for 20 years, you are <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you constantly try to smack on a coach, yet your coach has NEVER beaten him, then you are S _ _, and <font size=1>small time</font>.

If you are a homecoming beyotch for somebody every year, then you most definitely are EASY and <font size=1>small time</font>.
 
Originally posted by the band fan
I am trying to make JSU our homecoming b:tch this year...

come and make us money and send your ass home
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you are not serious coming from the same school who made their band sit on fold chairs last homecoming!!
 

Take that dollar and put it towards a scholarship so you can stop using that as an excuse.

If you keep waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting on the white folks to release scholarship money...you are smalltime

If the whitefolks dont think you are worthy...you must be Prairie View...

I wish PV would schedule JSU for homecoming. We will give yall the same medicine we gave TSU in 99. Outnumber you and kick your ass. JSU is going to do what Mexico couldnt do....take Texas back.
 
While you are quote un quote... "taking Texas back" by beating poor ole Prairie View, why don't you take your own state back from the rednecks that proudly fly "dear ole stars & bars".

This is :( . Then top it off that he said they run a complex offense. :emlaugh:


Could you ask Coach Hughes how to get grass stains out of practice jerseys for me please.
 
Damn, Band fan- we almost had Get Ready on the ropes here. Why did you have to go and say that lame azz stuff? :(
 
Porch Monkey

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Originally posted by the band fan
I don't care if we lose.....
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Thats Porch Monkey Logic at it's finest. This guy must have kinfolks from Bama.
 
you have low self esteem.:(

You sound just like dude from the movie, "Get On the Bus". You know the one that got thrown off. Are you a Republican?
 
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