Does Your Mate Snore?


CEE DOG said:
http://www.ucihealth.com/News/UCI Health/snore2.htm
Stop Snoring: How to Give Yourself
the Silent Treatment

How can you stop snoring? Here's a list of possible remedies:

Change your lifestyle. By losing weight and regulating the role that tobacco, alcohol and tranquilizers play in your life, you can a take giant step toward reducing your snore score.

Don't be stuffy. Use a decongestant or nasal strips if your nose gets in the way of a peaceful night's sleep.

Back off. Sleep on your side or stomach instead of your back to keep your airway open.

Use a continuous positive air pressure mask (CPAP). CPAP masks deliver air under pressure, forcing the airway to stay open. The mask must be worn every night---or you'll begin to sound like a jackhammer again.

Put your money where your mouth is. There are 37 different kinds of oral devices that can reposition your tongue and jaw---and help eliminate snoring. Ask your doctor or dentist about them.

Conventional surgery. Called uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, or UP3, this procedure is usually reserved for people with sleep apnea. It reduces the size of the uvula, soft palate, or both.
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Dem breathing strips barely work...
 
Look, if you beat dat coochie down real good and rock her azz to sleep, she aint gonna hear you snore!

Fugging Rookies!
 



I don't snore, but I've got a friend who makes me wish I were deaf. :xeye: I think there's something to that "sleeping on you back" - some folks DON'T need to do it.
 
Seeing Spots said:
Yes he does, but it is a soft humming-like snore. And I love to hear that, it is so comforting for some reason. :love:

I, on the other hand snore like hell is coming! Every hog in the parish shows up at our backdoor because I can be heard all over EBR! :D
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JSTUS said:
Must be love. :lol:
I have never heard snoring referred to as comforting. The power of a man. :tup:
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It's only comforting because SS is so loud she can't really hear Blue.
 
kellis said:
My husband must have read this thread because he was calling the cows last night. :smh:
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:lmao:

Men only snore like that after we had something really,really good.:teleport:
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
Look, if you beat dat coochie down real good and rock her azz to sleep, she aint gonna hear you snore!

Fugging Rookies!
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Ha!!! The male solution for everything!!! Just like a man.
Ladies, send all praises to "Sweet sensitive Jay @ 901-345-6789"
Is my nose brown?
 
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