Dumb Azz Text Replies.....


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da_caramel_diva said:
Hold on now...why yall keep trying to set me out? Im a good girl :goodbad:


@Funk...YOU ARE FUNNY!!! But that so true and not only applies to women. :lol:
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Just hursh up and get ready to be de-drawsed by my man Black! :slap: I'mmo stay on the sideline and observe/coach. :D I can't play in the game anymore but I shole have mastered it and can coach it! :bowdown:

BTW, I'll be back in Dallas shortly in case you wanna'.... you know :sperm: but I shoot blanks. :emlaugh: lol
 



unknown1 said:
I don't text anyway unless its my sister or my old lady. A dude better not text me period.
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lmao...man I snapped on my homeboy yesterday...this is what the text read:


FWD: FWD: Santa asked me what I wantd 4 Christmas. I told him I didn't need anything I had u. Send 2 all your friends your glad to have.





First off......If you gonna send a chain....make sure the spelling is right...

2.....make sure you proof read....if the shat sound gay to you, then sent it to da opposite sex



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Smoke said:
lmao...man I snapped on my homeboy yesterday...this is what the text read:


FWD: FWD: Santa asked me what I wantd 4 Christmas. I told him I didn't need anything I had u. Send 2 all your friends your glad to have.





First off......If you gonna send a chain....make sure the spelling is right...

2.....make sure you proof read....if the shat sound gay to you, then sent it to da opposite sex



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Mane I done got that SHAT like 3 times.... I hate FWDs or.. folks trying to have an entire convo. via text... Fugggg Just call...If you cant just call after 9...:kaioken:
 
I received this text at 1:25am on 12/25/08: "I just got engaged." This is a BIG no-no w/me! :no: Don't call/text me at this time of the night w/this type of bullshti. :kaioken:

I read the message at 4:45am, replied at 4:46am with, "Who is this?" Then said to myself, "Hell No!!!" At 4:47am, I picked up the phone and dialed the number. A female answered & I asked, "Who is this??" She asked, "Fortitude??" I said, yes, who is this?" She said, "Marcie. U didn't have my number in your phone?" I said, "No. " (I deleted it 3yrs ago) She then asked, "R u just now receiving my message?" I answered, "No, I'm on my way to the bathroom and saw the message! So, you're getting married - congratulations! Okay, then I'm fixing to go back to bed now. Goodbye." :rolleyes: :retard:
 
I got about 112 Christmas text messages that started at 12:05am Christmas Day all the way to about 10pm...I didnt respond to not one. For those who called I answered though :D
 
da_caramel_diva said:
I got about 112 Christmas text messages that started at 12:05am Christmas Day all the way to about 10pm...I didnt respond to not one. For those who called I answered though :D
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That's crazy. I guess some folks don't respect the fact that the person they are sending the text to might be asleep.
 
2:13am


"WAKE UP!" - Chick

2:21am
"You Sleep? Cause Im Bored" _Same Chick


I think I hurt that broad feelings when I got up this mo'nin....


:shame:




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Fortitude said:
If I texted your arse - you'd BETTER wake up! :argue2:
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Oh ...beautiful you are the ONLY exception! I got you ya own texting ringtone and everything! So when I hear the Scremaing part of "IF I WERE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOY....."
I'll wake up and check on my bun bun


:goodbad:


and will graciously reply with........



















............ ~walks out~
 
Smoke said:
Oh ...beautiful you are the ONLY exception! I got you ya own texting ringtone and everything! So when I hear the Scremaing part of "IF I WERE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOY....."
I'll wake up and check on my bun bun


:goodbad:


and will graciously reply with........



















............ ~walks out~
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Hmmmm how does this, "If I Were a Boy Go?" Who is it by? And your arse would WALK OUT, but you'd ~LIMP BACK~after I finished w/you! :kiss:
 
Smoke said:
Oh ...beautiful you are the ONLY exception! I got you ya own texting ringtone and everything! So when I hear the Scremaing part of "IF I WERE A BOOOOOOOOOOOOY....."
I'll wake up and check on my bun bun


:goodbad:


and will graciously reply with........



















............ ~walks out~
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Fortitude said:
Hmmmm how does this, "If I Were a Boy Go?" Who is it by? And your arse would WALK OUT, but you'd ~LIMP BACK~after I finished w/you! :kiss:
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I sense some sexual tension! Get'er SMOKE!! :bowdown:
 



Fortitude said:
Hmmmm how does this, "If I Were a Boy Go?" Who is it by? And your arse would WALK OUT, but you'd ~LIMP BACK~after I finished w/you! :kiss:
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1st of all....If I were a Boy is By Beyonce'....Think it has a meaning to it...but I ain't a beyonce' fan that much



secondly........Don't make me come to yo city and stay there!!!!!! ;)




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Smoke said:
1st of all....If I were a Boy is By Beyonce'....Think it has a meaning to it...but I ain't a beyonce' fan that much



secondly........Don't make me come to yo city and stay there!!!!!!




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What is the POINT/MESSAGE of the song? Tell me! Next, if you come, bring your DEBIT card w/you & an Apartment Guide so you can find a place to stay! :swink:
 
Smoke said:
1st of all....If I were a Boy is By Beyonce'....Think it has a meaning to it...but I ain't a beyonce' fan that much



secondly........Don't make me come to yo city and stay there!!!!!! ;)




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:emlaugh: lol

That's it SMOKE!! THAT'S IT!!!!
 
Fortitude said:
What is the POINT/MESSAGE of the song? Tell me! Next, if you come, bring your DEBIT card w/you & an Apartment Guide so you can find a place to stay! :swink:
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Now you may wanna get one of ya Lady friends to correct me. But Im thinkin her point is The things she would do If She was on Mens shoes. How'd she treat a female and all that other one sided thinkin shat she be on.....



2ndly....I gotcha :).... Now whats the name of your complex? Don't wanna be limping to far away...
Panther88 said:
:emlaugh: lol

That's it SMOKE!! THAT'S IT!!!!
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:lmao: Pant....Her neighbors might get to know me by name afterwhile And thinkin Forti is a staple in her community for taking care of a man with a limp every day.... :)




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Smoke said:
Now you may wanna get one of ya Lady friends to correct me. But Im thinkin her point is The things she would do If She was on Mens shoes. How'd she treat a female and all that other one sided thinkin shat she be on.....



2ndly....I gotcha :).... Now whats the name of your complex? Don't wanna be limping to far away...


:lmao: Pant....Her neighbors might get to know me by name afterwhile And thinkin Forti is a staple in her community for taking care of a man with a limp every day.... :)




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Oh! Well, I know not how I'd ever treat a woman if I were a man and don't want to think about it! #2, I don't live in a COMPLEX - I pay a mortgage. #3, you DON'T KNOW me very well do ya??? No one would ever notice me for taking care of a "man w/a limp." :no: You'd better have 2 good legs..... make that 3.... 3 good legs, bruh!
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Fortitude said:
Oh! Well, I know not how I'd ever treat a woman if I were a man and don't want to think about it! #2, I don't live in a COMPLEX - I pay a mortgage. #3, you DON'T KNOW me very well do ya??? No one would ever notice me for taking care of a "man w/a limp." :no: You'd better have 2 good legs..... make that 3.... 3 good legs, bruh!
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Well..i'll just change it to "BUST YOU WINDOWS OUT YOUR CAR"....that'll wake me up...

And Mortgage? Thats even better....can make all the noise we want. And trust I have 3 very great legs......But I was taught at a young age...never under estimate the power of that cat....



:)


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