Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis


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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
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Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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oh no...you NEVER, EVER damage the dyck. :no: That's just plain ole WRONG. What's ailing this crazy ass heffa? I guess I just answered my own question. :smh:
 
Warndalyn said:
oh no...you NEVER, EVER damage the dyck. :no: That's just plain ole WRONG. What's ailing w/this crazy ass heffa? I guess I just answered my own question. :smh:
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Maybe he kept teasing her and then WOULDN'T give her none & it sent her over the edge so she "burnt" it up! :idea: Ya think? :lol:
 
Is this a case where it OK for a man to hit a woman or do the man still have to grin and bare it. :lol:

As soon as I'm able to move week's later, I'm doing a remake of Ice T's "Surviving the Game".:dead:
I'm hunting her arse down like Delta Force on Teliban Militant's.:lol:
 
staggalee83 said:
Is this a case where it OK for a man to hit a woman or do the man still have to grin and bare it. :lol:

As soon as I'm able to move week's later, I'm doing a remake of Ice T's "Surviving the Game".:dead:
I'm hunting her arse down like Delta Force on Teliban Militant's.:lol:
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:lol:
Normally I would say no the man shouldn't hit her, but in this case she's due a few uppercuts and a elbow to the brain.
 



That #$tch, what the f#$% is wrong with her?!?!?!?!? Someone need to set her bush on fire and then she'll see how it feels! There are two things you don't do in life...Blasphemy and trying to eliminate the penis! :mad::angry::upset:
 
That reminds me of the time when I was a commander in the Army...one of my soldiers beat his wife's ass while he was drunk. Dat mofo then passed out drunk and she put a whole tube of superglue down the shaft of his dyck. She also glued his dyck and nuts to the side of his leg. They had to rush his ass to the emergency room the next morning when he woke up.

Imagine it? You got morning wood and also gotz to piss like a russian race horse and yo dick is stuck to yo leg and the passage is blocked.

:shame:
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
That reminds me of the time when I was a commander in the Army...one of my soldiers beat his wife's ass while he was drunk. Dat mofo then passed out drunk and she put a whole tube of superglue down the shaft of his dyck. She also glued his dyck and nuts to the side of his leg. They had to rush his ass to the emergency room the next morning when he woke up.

Imagine it? You got morning wood and also gotz to piss like a russian race horse and yo dick is stuck to yo leg and the passage is blocked.

:shame:
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:eek: I can't imagine. Did he get, you know, alright after that?
 
Seeing Spots said:
:eek: I can't imagine. Did he get, you know, alright after that?
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They pretty much had to give him a local anesthetic and "snake" the hardend super glue of of his dyck shaft with a rod. But get this, he stayed with her! That had to be some Voo Doo Pussy for him to stay with ole girl after that. lol
 
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