Why do some of you women do this?


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CEE DOG said:
If you really wanna see how crazy your gal is change up your routine for about a week or two and see what happens. I guarantee she starts to act crazy by the end of the week. Her lil brain starts to detect change and her hormones get to acting up. :lol: Anyone wanna put some money on it?
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Now this is very, very, very true. W/ a normal woman that is. lol

Carry on. I'm enjoying this. :) Whilst attempting to figure out what I'm going to say/do tomorrow night after the meeting is done. :retard:
 



BTW, some of you may remember this from a lil while back.....

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN

8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8:30 - Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday

8:45 - Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants

9:15 - Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil

10:00 - Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.

10:30 - Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

12:00 - Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

12:45 - Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.

1:00 - Shopping with friends.

3:00 - Nap.

4:00 - A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.

4:15 - Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.

5:30 - Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.

7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

10:00 - Hot shower. Alone.

10:30 - Make love.

11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 - Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.



A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00 - Alarm.

6:15 - Blowjob.

6:30 - Take massive dump while reading the sports section.

7:00 - Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.

7:30 - Limo arrives.

7:45 - Vodka and Tonic en route to airport

8:15 - Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

9:30 - Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45 - Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.

11:30 - Blowjob

11:45 - Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.

12:15 - Blowjob.

12:30 - Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.

2:15 - Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:20 - Blowjob

2:30 - Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.

3:15 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.

4:15 - Blowjob

4:30 - Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

5:00 - Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.

7:00 - Watch Sportscenter.

7:30 - Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

9:00 - Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Davidoff cigar.

10:00 - Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 - Go to bed.

11:46 - One last blowjob

11:59 - Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

12:00 - Laugh yourself to sleep.

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Fortitude said:
Go SOT yo tail down somewhere! :p :lol:
Do you have "good looks" & a clamp for that mouth...you talks too much for me - reminds me of a woman. :smash: That's what I likes - good looks & a closed mouth! :dizzy:
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Well I guess I'm sh*t out of luck. I likes to talk woman. While I don't think I'm Denzel. I might can pass for his 4th cousin named Benzel. :winkgrin:
 
The kind of guy I was/am attracted to are the quiet, reserved, confident brother.
P~, just reading your posts, you come across as that type...;) That is what attracted me to my husband.


A brother with an honest mystique about him is a sexy thang...:ebrow:
 
SLT said:
The kind of guy I was/am attracted to are the quiet, reserved, confident brother.
P~, just reading your posts, you come across as that type...;) That is what attracted me to my husband.


A brother with an honest mystique about him is a sexy thang...:ebrow:
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SWACPage personas get folks everytime....LOL...the Cruise goin make a lot folks be viewed differently...hehehehehehe
 
SLT said:
The kind of guy I was/am attracted to are the quiet, reserved, confident brother.
P~, just reading your posts, you come across as that type...;) That is what attracted me to my husband.


A brother with an honest mystique about him is a sexy thang...:ebrow:
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That's great sweetie, but unfortunately most female?s say that's what they want but they get bored with them quiet cats quickly. You guys do know that women are cheating at an alarming rate now? Guess why? They are bored.
 
Dr. Sweet NUPE said:
SWACPage personas get folks everytime....LOL...the Cruise goin make a lot folks be viewed differently...hehehehehehe
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Why fake?

You can do that for so long before the real you come out.

But I know someone that has met P~ personally(a guy) and said he was reserved.
 
CEE DOG said:
That's great sweetie, but unfortunately most female?s say that's what they want but they get bored with them quiet cats quickly. You guys do know that women are cheating at an alarming rate now? Guess why? They are bored.
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Don't include me in that category. Umm..kay?
 
SLT said:
Don't include me in that category. Umm..kay?
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Woman I said most. :smash: Stop bieng so defensive. I never call one person out. I might generalize, but never inlcude all.
 
CEE DOG said:
Woman I said most. :smash: Stop bieng so defensive. I never call one person out. I might generalize, but never inlcude all.
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Okay den...:blush:

Cause I thought I was gonna have to fight yo azz this morning. :D :wavey:
 



SLT said:
Okay den...:blush:

Cause I thought I was gonna have to fight yo azz this morning. :D :wavey:
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Now you know I love you puddins. I just like to keep this thing going over here. :lol: Without me yall wouldn't have anyone to talk bad about. Well I guess yall do hate DSN worst then me. :lol:
 
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