Why Do People Say.......


Originally posted by MightyDog
Don't buy me a Xmas present and get angry when you don't?

The same reason they say, "Dont buy me a birthday present." But be upset if they do not see a gift, card, flowers, candy, or something. Just a "Happy Birthday" is not good enough.:confused:
 



Christmas is so overrated and commercialized

People tend to forget it's Jesus' birthday anyway, not theirs.:rolleyes:

I usually buy for only real immediate family, my son and my man. Anyone else can hang it up.
 
Re: Christmas is so overrated and commercialized

Originally posted by Dtown Jag
People tend to forget it's Jesus' birthday anyway, not theirs.:rolleyes:

I usually buy for only real immediate family, my son and my man. Anyone else can hang it up.

I agree DTJ. We all have gotten so wrapped up in us instead of realizing the real reason. I think that we need to go back to the old days and ask the magi, "How did it feel to truly behold HIS presence.":D
 
Girl, now you know how men are

Originally posted by Ms. Jag4Jag
Well how 'bout dis one, "Mike, don't come home without my Christmas PRESENTS!" ....????:lmao:


He'll interpret this to read....."Mike, don't come home with no Christmas presents.":lmao:
 
Originally posted by Ms. Jag4Jag
Well how 'bout dis one, "Mike, don't come home without my Christmas PRESENTS!" ....????:lmao:

Mike, that statement is PLURAL meaning more than 1.
 
What Ya'll need to do !!!

Ya'll need to start buying people ISHT that they can't possibly use. This especially helps with people that live close buy. For example If you have a pool buy some nizzles in da hood some chlorine....they be like, I can't use this. Then you can borrow it back from them and use it if you have a pool. I did some simular ISHT with my cousin I bought her some DVD'S knowing she aint got a DVD player.....man, I got a collection like a Futha Muka now.:D :D :D
 
I'll say it like this.........

The only people who are <b>guaranteed</b> Christmas gifts are my mom, dad, sister, and cousin that used to live with us!!

<b>Now, IF I ASKED YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS AND YOU SAY "NOTHING"..............DON'T EXPECT A DAYUM THING!!!

IF I ASK YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW, CONSIDER YOURSELF PUT ON NOTICE THAT I WANT TO BUY SOMETHING FOR YOU. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT. SO I TAKE THE GUESSING OUT AND FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU DON'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING BUY DECEMBER 23, YOU AIN'T GETTING A DAYUM THANG!!!</b>

And that's real!! So, heed these words for they are "The Gospel of Gift Giving According to Me....<b>JB!!

And I don' told ya!!</b>
 



Well, they need to be DAYUM sure they mean it when they say it to me, because I am only asking ONCE! I'll be DAYUMED if I EVER say, "Don't worry about me. I don't want anything for Christmas!"

*admiring my Kyocera phone while waiting for my jacket*
 
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