What would you do if this object was found in your soda?


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COMMERCE CITY, Colo., 7:59 p.m. CDT October 3, 2001 - Tests revealed that a mysterious object believed to be a human penis that was found in a bottled fruit drink by a Commerce City man was actually bacterial mold, police said.



Juan Sanchez-Marchez brought the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch to police Thursday. He told authorities that he drank almost the entire bottle when he discovered the object.


Investigators had told Commerce City police that the object (pictured, right) appeared to be an intact 3-inch section of a human penis. Tests indicated that the object was not human tissue.

"These tests confirmed that the object was not human tissue, but rather bacterial mold growth. A sample will be forwarded to the FDA forensic laboratory for exact determination of the organism," Adams County Coroner Richard Amend said.




FDA officials told police Tuesday that the drink distributing plant had discovered a second bottle with an unknown substance floating in it.

The substance was described by the coroner's staff as "a cylindrical object about 3 mm long and 3 mm wide," according to a press release.

Police said that they sent the bottle to the coroner's office for testing, and that they were not continuing their criminal investigation into the incidents.
 
I would be a rich mofo !!!!!!!!

I'd hit Johnny Coch......err JST on my speed-dial !!

Break the brother off some of my lawsuit.
 

Whomever lost that lil' SOB is probably happy

I've been hearing this on all the news but this is the first time I've actually seen a picture and I must admit that I'm truly nauseous right now.




:goof: :goodbad::goof:
 
Got DAYUM YA'LL.....

The dayum thing was 3mm x 3mm. Anybody with a penis that small is probably named SHIRLEY!!!


Maybe it was bottled at a Keebler Factory and one of the elves...

nevermind!!

:D
 
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yuk!!!:eek:
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That was, by far.............

<b>THE NASTIEST THING I'VE EVER SSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!</b>
 
You know, I just happened to be drinking a can of Coca-Cola while reading this...needless to say, I put it down.


Can we say, um, gross???
 
Penis or not...I would still sue the company...You just don't make a mistake like that...Somebody might have did this for a joke but I ain't the one to mess with. Just be prepared to pay me some SERIOUS MONEY!!! Enough said!
 
Just a breakdown in sterility or maybe a really old bottle of juice. It happens everyday. Do the experiment. DRink a bottle of juice down to about 1/2 inch. Put the cap back on it and leave it on the counter at room temperature. Should see white fuzz within a week. FUNGUS = MOLD.

I dont think the man will get much if anything out of the deal, unless the mold is highly toxic and dangerous.

NEXT!
 
Originally posted by PrettiEyes
Penis or not...I would still sue the company...You just don't make a mistake like that...Somebody might have did this for a joke but I ain't the one to mess with. Just be prepared to pay me some SERIOUS MONEY!!! Enough said!

You'd only get something if the company was too embarrassed to take this to trial. If it was a penis, then that would be the case. Otherwise, you'd need prove some kind of damage to you. You don't get jack for "disgusting", "nasty" or any of that. You better show physical or mental injury. And not just claim it. Not a good case to be suing anybody.

You'd have to live in the perfect venue. If any of you Alcornites find something like this in Jefferson or Claiborn County, feel free to holla at me. Those are the perfect places.
 

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