AAMU Big Dawg
Chief Instigator
Originally posted by Battle Cat
Mike
Your arse is lucky as hell.You have the best cook in the world and I have hamburger helper and rice a ronni. Do you have any tips for me? Im tring to pick up 60 before March. Sumo training starts in April.
When you go to the Chinese Buffet. don't get a table, just pull a chair up to the bar. Those tongs hold more food than a little fork anyway.
Always order two double Whoppers, large fries, and a diet Coke. That way, the soda won't sit so heavy on your stomach, and you should have room for the Hershey pie.
Never overload your plate while tailgating. Use two plates. One for the meat, and the other for some more meat. The vegetables will just take up space.
Invite somebody like Ms. J4J to lunch. When she doesn't finish her food, you can reach over while saying, "Gurl, I know you don't won't dis good food to go to waste. Lemme hep you out."