Warning! -- Please Read!

[Tara]

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th!!! CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the arse by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don't post information like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked.

So it must be true.

 

[Warndalyn]

Girl, not you too.

:emlaugh:

 

[MikeBigg]

Tara not you too! I'm getting tired of all these reports of possible "attacks", Now here you come with a another story that 's a pain in the azz:emlaugh:

 

[Battle Cat]

It's true! I heard it on the radio.

 

[ABE]

I have alligator guards for your toilet

They are only 39.95/ set of two

Send your check or money order to:

Dirty
500 W. Pimping Lane a/k/a JSU pool hall
Lynch Street
Jacktown, MI Crooked Letta
39217


I also got that casino tea that makes you win money at the boat too....

 

[AAMU Big Dawg]

I have a question...

We all know our fellow poster Suge has been known to consort with alligators and other reptiles on a regular basis.

Since we post on TSPN and Suge post on TSPN, are we associates of Suge? Therefore, are we considered suspects in this plot?

And Tara, you mentioned the guy that sell hotdogs. Well,I know his first baby's mamma, and she said the same thing.

Dirty, does the protector protect the entire arse, or do you have to buy two so each cheek is covered?

 

[Suge]

Re: I have a question...

Originally posted by AAMU Big Dawg
We all know our fellow poster Suge has been known to consort with alligators and other reptiles on a regular basis.

Since we post on TSPN and Suge post on TSPN, are we associates of Suge? Therefore, are we considered suspects in this plot?

What? Umm how did I get in on this? I didn't do anything. I never conspired with anyone to do anything!

But umm, yall might want to listen to Tara! he he he he!!

 

[hassan]

well, I hurd that the alligator think is really just a decoy attack - the REAL deal is going to come while we're setting our clocks back this weekend.

According to one of my students (Ree Ree McGinty) told me that she was late to class this morning because she heard someone saying that they heard their grandma 'n dem talking about how their pastor's former one armed deacon was listening to Russ Parr while he was cleaning some greens he found in the back of his 'fridge and he said something about the turning back of millions of clocks and watches and microwaves and about a hundred VCR's would trigger the master timing device on a giant detonator set to explode on October 29th.

Now as to what is going to explode when that giant detonator goes off on the 29th I dont know but I another one of my students said he heard on a screw CD he bought at the state fair last week that the big explosion was going to be a bunch of corn dogs that al-Queda stole from the fair because it wasnt holy meat so they were going to make "the infidels of America" (and Oak Cliff too I suppose) die "like the swines they are".

I dont know ... but that's what I heard.

 

[ABE]

Hassan, I have upscale customers...

They require a protector for each toilet bowl... One guard will cover an entire arse, unless you have an abnormally large arse.... but I can vouch for people with large arses that it works!

any of you who need more than 1 package will receive a rebate from the manufacturer.

 

[hassan]

Good lookin' out Dirtay

?see?

That's what I'm talking about: members looking out for each other.

You dont scare me Usama: I went to a Black college (anthrax aint isht compared to what they tried to feed us in the caf).

 

[GramTigress]

Originally posted by Tara
I usually don't post information like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.

And there it is... This warning must be true.:bawling:

 

[sigma4life]

Dayum! let me spread the news. Good looking out T. :emlaugh: