"TSPN University" - if TSPN was an actual university, this is how I'd see it lol


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Jax said:
Oh my damn...and I loves me some spaghetti too. :ebrow:
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Oh, naw papoose... I'on do that red sauce concoction. Strickly herbs and such... But that ish'll have yo azz as crazy as a bessie bug!!!! Just :retard:ed!
 
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Panther88 said:
Addendum to "TSPN University"....

silentrage...Panther88's former LOVER and FIANCEE'. I say former because he couldn't cut the mustard (literally). :rolleyes: Wasn't "good" enough for Ms Rage so she sought the services of another. :bawling: Told Panther88 to "get the hell on" "go get some stamina ni##a!" "that lil' thing the size of a 2 yr old's thang!" and such... :smh: Panther88 couldn't satisfy her physically so she decided to start dating.....

*ahem! it depends upon your response, dear. then i'll let you know who you left me for lol*
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By George! I think you've got it! You hit the nail on the head! Well, it seems that you could hit something. :p

Now spill it! spill it! :lecture:
 
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Panther88 said:
Addendum to "TSPN University"....

silentrage...Panther88's former LOVER and FIANCEE'. I say former because he couldn't cut the mustard (literally). :rolleyes: Wasn't "good" enough for Ms Rage so she sought the services of another. :bawling: Told Panther88 to "get the hell on" "go get some stamina ni##a!" "that lil' thing the size of a 2 yr old's thang!" and such... :smh: Panther88 couldn't satisfy her physically so she decided to start dating.....

*ahem! it depends upon your response, dear. then i'll let you know who you left me for lol*

JSU*TOI and ms sonic98.... one word: sneaky. :| They be tryna' front like dey ain't doing shat about campus and don't dress the part. :confused: Why y'all wearing dem hiked up skirts and half-shirts showing your belly-rings and such mane? :confused: Dey sexy asses be having us "young boys" lol begging and drooling for them. One day I saw MsSonic98 making this one dude carry her books because he THOUGHT he could get him a lil' "belly rub." Po' fella. :smh:---oh my damn!

Smoke! .... Crab male of the crew! :tup: Young, vibrant, muscular, quick thinking, witty, ... pretty much everything we older heads ain't. :emlaugh: Since this young Nemo done came to campus, he done introduced some new shat into the game. Got these older geezer lol females going crazy all up on him and such. They wearing him out sexually because he can put it down like they like him to whilst us older dudes are one-hitter quitters!!! (less than 2-3 minutes :emlaugh: ) Too bad for Smoke though. He sexed all dem gals and FORGOT he gotta' go to class and maintain a 2.00 gpa to stay. :shame: Dey panochas flunked Smoke out of "TSPN University." Damn Smoke... run from the panocha like the rest of us older bulls mane. :smug:
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WandaWoman, kellis, Vah-Neater, and missusjones would be called the "crew" because when they steps into the party, it's gonna' be some "dropping it like it's hot....stanky leg....halle berrys... ricki bobbi...butterfly...the freak... the men all paused(klymaxx lol)...LETS GET'ER DONE!!!!!" kinda' freaky dancing to set the party out REEEE-AIIGHT goings on while they gettin' they drunk assed freaky-dancing on!!!
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:clap: :lol:
 
Panther88 said:
shawigigi... the MARRIED lol one of the WHOLE bunch and still hawks campus like a chicken-hawk. lol Be all up ON the young chickens and such. Got the scrilla', got the looks, and got the education to attract'em. Eyeing that freshman CRAB cheerleader. She so gullible... bless her heart. :smh:

:uhoh: Who'd I miss? :uhoh:
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Go to Hell! Again! You ignant bastard!
 
Panther88 said:
Refresh your browser babey. :love: I gave you some love. I couldn't cut loose on you because in the back of my thwarted lol mind, I'm still feeling what you said about your sissy and that break-in mess. :|
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P how are you gonna leave me out? I see Ima have to get my ma ma on you!
 
da_caramel_diva said:
im always left out...i will be the latch key kid trapped in the dorms...
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lol

da_carmel_diva: the just recent graduated CRAB lol to sophomore of the crew. Wanna' be down but she don't quite fit in. lol She talks.... funny. She sez "funny" stuff the rest of "TSPN University" can't quite grasp, like this:

dcd:<b>"Like.... blow me away"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... for sure-for sure"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... gag me w/ a barf rag!"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... I dunnoooooooooo!"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... whateeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeerrrrrrrr!!!"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... oh like.... oh yes!!!"</b> :confused:
dcd:<b>"Like.... hello! How's everyone?!"</b> :confused:

The rest of us in "TSPN University" be looking like this-> :uhoh::confused: WTF?! :what: :confused:

dcd went on and dated ((( :swink: ))) and he put some STRAIGHT UP NEGRO all UP IN HUR LIFE!!!! Now she talks like this: (those same phrases w/ Negro flavor)

dcd:<b>"FVCK YOU!!!!"</b> :mad:
dcd:<b>"FVCK YOU BATCH ASSED NI$$A!!!"</b> :mad:
dcd:<b>"FVCK WITH ME AND I'LL CUTCHO' ASS NI&&A!!!"</b> :mad:
dcd:<b>"YOU CAIN'T HANDLE DIS PANOCHA!!!"</b> :emlaugh:
dcd:<b>"DIS PANOCHA WILL JUMP UP AND BITE'CHEW ON YO' NECK NIKKA!"</b> :D
dcd:<b>"YOU'D BETTA BRANG YO' DADDY TO HELP YA' WITH ME NACKA!!!"</b> :D
dcd:<b>"WASSUP HOES AND BATCHES?!"</b> :D


Po' thang got turn't completely out.... Bless her heart. :smh:

Alpha3: This is the prankster of "TSPN University" lol. When his momma' and grandmomma' come to campus it's like a throwback to the Clampits' of <i>The Beverly Hillbillies.</i> :emlaugh: His grandma rolls up in a Honda civic-like vehicle that has a POINT on it like an Abrams tank, yah? But, it's NOT a tank! That's his grandmomma's 12-gauge long-barrel SHOTGUN she got hanging out the side window. Ms A3's mother has been known to take out a lectric chord and try'ta whoop her son's ass lol if he didn't bring her some "As" home. lol :emlaugh: And, she was also soon ACTUALLY whooping his 2 roommates ass because they weren't going to class as needed. :lol: A3 been known to steal lol the keys to the ONLY firetruck on campus and joyride w/ some womenfolx running that siren and such. A3 ALSO been known to call in the CDC from the ATL to come to "TSPN University" because "something got out." :read: :uhoh: CDC gave clean bill of health to campus but A3 THEN proceeds to contact the ATF and tell'em he saw David Koresh chillin' in the basketball arena w/ a Mac slung @ his side (gun). Hope they don't see Sarge while they lookin' for Koresh. :uhoh:
 
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da_caramel_diva said:
im always left out...i will be the latch key kid trapped in the dorms...
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gul I'd be tryin to sneak in your dorm with a deck of cards, some grey goose and a 6 pack of bud light. :D

depends on who's your suite mate...a couple of rolled up "herbs"
 



CEE DOG said:
You will be my girl that I keep on lock from all the fellas. :ebrow:
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Hey Pimpin!!!

If you saw what I saw for her Birthday Party you would put more than a lock and key down to protect DCD.

She hotter than a 4 lb. firecracker!!!
 
JSU*Toi said:
you are a sweetie
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Damned being a sweetie! :slap: :mad: I'm finna' kick this thing up and start some static all up in "TSPN University."

See, this is why JSU*TOI became Panther88's OTHER-OTHER love interest. He loves chocolat and he just couldn't RESIST tasting all up on TOI. :read: In fact, Panther88 was CAUGHT RED-HANDED, or in this case, RED-tongued lol w/ his FACE in betwixt lol Toi's legs by Toi's roommates. :what: :p Panther88's nappy assed beard was just FULL of baldussy juice and such. :smh:

Toi was like this-> :D
Panther88 was like this-> :what: :uhoh: :eek:

Now Panther88 has a reputation for knowing what panocha taste like but he can't tell you a DAMNED thing about how sauerkraut tastes. :emlaugh:

MACKG: The male freak of "TSPN University." :emlaugh: Walks around w/ an advanced phone of NOTHING but SEX videos and panocha clips/pix. lol <b>Eagerly</b> shares them w/ anyone including females. lol He sez it gets them hot and makes them wanna' do it w/ him. lol Was caught freaking the president's administrative assistant in the back corner office's closet. :read:

MightyDog: The PRESIDENT of "TSPN University." Distinguished, intelligent, hard working president that we're all proud to call "prezy." But... prezy got a hitch up in his walk of perfection. :swink: lol Was caught having phone sex on one of those 976 #s. Admin asst overheard him and patched him into Alpha3 and A3 then put it up on the campus-wide PA system. :what: :emlaugh:

I'm about to kick this thing up a notch. We finna' have some relationships forming/cutty buddies and such. :lol:
 
Panther88 said:
Schamocha & BluePearl would be the females who were studious but also freaky. ~snicker~ They'd be the ones that would get a male to their spot and then ask/tell them: <b>"look a hur niggum... did U come to crack a book or crack my ass?? :mad:"</b> :what: :uhoh: lol
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Yeah that sounds about right.
 
Panther88 said:
YO CRAB!!!! lol

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lol :emlaugh:
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LOL! Cute, but I wouldn't buy them cheap azz shirts for nodamnbody. Well maybe for yo KMart azz cuz you wouldn't know no better. And that muskrat smelling oil I bought from the African in the Union would be just for you too...
 
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DR. GSUAKA93 said:
LOL! Cute, but I wouldn't buy them cheap azz shirts for nodamnbody. Well maybe for you KMart azz cuz you wouldn't know no better. And that muskrat smelling oil I bought from the African in the Union would be just for you too...
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OOOh child.....:lol::lol::lol: Cut it out!!!!:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
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