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10. Mississippi Valley done got a new coach. Ole Willie "Satellite" Totten is at the helm. He's led that offense to the bottom of the conference as coordinator. Poor Valley gone get squashed like a roach. Just goes to show, just because you were a helluva player, don't mean you can coach.
9. Dorsey still wears that hard hat. Or is it a hard head? He'll need both because he's banging against a wall. As long as PV's administration keeps this course, it won't be much winning at all.
8. Penut Butta still got "Bucky" in charge. The players quit on him last year, and gone do it again. Derek Bell musta moved to town, 'cause Penut is really experience operation shut down.
7. Mr. Whipple went out and got Orlando to run that offensive offense. TiSsUe better stay defensive minded, 'cause there won't be much offensive delight. Points ain't coming no faster just because he's white.
6. Annie Mae done flew the Coop. No more onside kicks to see. The new coach got them feeling good, so fresh and so clean (thanks Phatback
). They living in a dream. When they finally wake up, they'll soon realize, they are now 0-13.
5. The Jags got Reeshard at the helm. I'm still trying to wake up from those sleepers in the Astro and Superdome. They should call him the Sandman. Michael Hayes is back and they think they got a chance this time. But they won't be competitive again, until they go back to cutting brake lines.
4. The HoNets done lost Darnell. It's gonna be tough them bees. Look behind the center, and they seriously lack quality. Ole L. C. will be up to his old tricks. He started with another sissy schedule against all of D2. But the HoNets will find probation shortly, 'cause L. C. gonna have to do a lotta cheating just to get through.
3. Down on the Reservation, the Braves are just whooping it up. But they better remember who's their daddy. They'll make a good run again, but in the end they'll be treated like runts. Cause ole JT is still their coach and he's still trying to pake the funt.
2. Well Gram done took 2 in a row. They beating on their chests yelling,"We are the Icon. But 2002 just won't be no fun. They got the Michellin Man at QB, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy at RB. Or is the Pillsbury Dough Boy at QB, and Michellin Man at RB??? I can't remember. They had a nice run ad should be proud. But Duh Duh Doug's luck is about to run out. The G-Men are gonna have it tough in that hole in the ground. No last second FGs to save ya this time.
1. Nothing needs to be said about the Might Tigers of JSU. Kent and Co. are gonna decimate this conference before they are through. Everybody will be in shock when that new Tiger D puts them on lock. Go on now and dig your graves. We'll provide the shovel. Cause the bottom line is this:
If you ain't a JSU Tiger . . .
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9. Dorsey still wears that hard hat. Or is it a hard head? He'll need both because he's banging against a wall. As long as PV's administration keeps this course, it won't be much winning at all.
8. Penut Butta still got "Bucky" in charge. The players quit on him last year, and gone do it again. Derek Bell musta moved to town, 'cause Penut is really experience operation shut down.
7. Mr. Whipple went out and got Orlando to run that offensive offense. TiSsUe better stay defensive minded, 'cause there won't be much offensive delight. Points ain't coming no faster just because he's white.
6. Annie Mae done flew the Coop. No more onside kicks to see. The new coach got them feeling good, so fresh and so clean (thanks Phatback
). They living in a dream. When they finally wake up, they'll soon realize, they are now 0-13.5. The Jags got Reeshard at the helm. I'm still trying to wake up from those sleepers in the Astro and Superdome. They should call him the Sandman. Michael Hayes is back and they think they got a chance this time. But they won't be competitive again, until they go back to cutting brake lines.
4. The HoNets done lost Darnell. It's gonna be tough them bees. Look behind the center, and they seriously lack quality. Ole L. C. will be up to his old tricks. He started with another sissy schedule against all of D2. But the HoNets will find probation shortly, 'cause L. C. gonna have to do a lotta cheating just to get through.
3. Down on the Reservation, the Braves are just whooping it up. But they better remember who's their daddy. They'll make a good run again, but in the end they'll be treated like runts. Cause ole JT is still their coach and he's still trying to pake the funt.
2. Well Gram done took 2 in a row. They beating on their chests yelling,"We are the Icon. But 2002 just won't be no fun. They got the Michellin Man at QB, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy at RB. Or is the Pillsbury Dough Boy at QB, and Michellin Man at RB??? I can't remember. They had a nice run ad should be proud. But Duh Duh Doug's luck is about to run out. The G-Men are gonna have it tough in that hole in the ground. No last second FGs to save ya this time.
1. Nothing needs to be said about the Might Tigers of JSU. Kent and Co. are gonna decimate this conference before they are through. Everybody will be in shock when that new Tiger D puts them on lock. Go on now and dig your graves. We'll provide the shovel. Cause the bottom line is this:
If you ain't a JSU Tiger . . .
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