Took My "Ole Buddy" to See the movie Sparkle...LMAO!!!


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Ok the last movie I took him to see was "Redtails." Well he had gotten over the movie prices by now.

Me: Aight got the tickets.
Ole Buddy: This shit ridiculous.:angry:
Me: You didn't pay for it I did.
Ole Buddy: So..still ridiculous.
Me: Ok..:|...How come everytime I take you somewhere you cut up.
Ole Buddy: I'm an old man I'm entitled to it.
Me: You check on whether your white papi got some land.
Ole Buddy: Cracker was broker than a share cropper
Me: :lol:

Later in the movie

Ole Buddy: That yella girl my speed (Sister in the movie)
White Lady Behind Us: Sir you are talking too loud.
Ole Buddy: Woman I just found out I'm 92 just found out my daddy white and another man who whooped me was not even my real daddy. And my white daddy was poor....I'm having a very fugged up month.
Me: :emlaugh:
White Lady: I'm appalled....I'm getting security this is ridiculous
Ole Buddy: Get the Po Po
Me: :lmao:

People in theatre bust out laughing.....white lady moved to another seat.
 



Two men going to see Sparkle? And on top of that not even buying they own ticket?
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He took a 92 year old to see a re-make of a 1976 movie. He gets a pass in my book. Had this been a 2012 chick flick with a 30 year old dude, THEN I'd worry. :lol:
 
8 to 5 said:
Two men going to see Sparkle? And on top of that not even buying they own ticket?
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Hey mane...he 92...:lmao: I'm trying to the keep my buddy upbeat. I bought two press box passes for the Shreveport game with hopes that he would ride over but he said his gout is messing with him so he can't ride.....:emlaugh:
 
SUJagFan said:
One of mine is. Wish I could take him to the movies.

In Atlanta now with the other. You may have given me an idea .....
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Well my dad is dead to....so I like getting him out of the house. Though every time we do some shit pop off:emlaugh:.....He has to wear jogging suits because it's easier to get dressed....so he looks like a hip hop rapper sometimes. :lmao:
 
aw...I didnt read pass the first few lines. lol you gotta put that the 92 year old man stuff at the top...i was too disgusted to read further lol

Good stuff then.
 
8 to 5 said:
aw...I didnt read pass the first few lines. lol you gotta put that the 92 year old man stuff at the top...i was too disgusted to read further lol

Good stuff then.
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:lmao: I forgot this is the SWACPage....we read only about 3 post and know the whole story...:lmao:
 
aaawww, that was nice of you to take him to the movies. Pops gonna get y'all put out tho. :lol:

Also, white folks gonna get enough of thinking they run everything all the time....she should have just moved in the first place. That's what I do when I get around those folks that like to run their gottdammmm mouths the entire movie.
 



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