Today is 7 years





Happy Anniversary and God Bless You BOTH!

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder...great to know a couple that has been together HAPPILY MARRIED! To God be the GLORY!!!

Now y'all gonna scratch the 7 year itch tonight huh? :D:D:D
 
LOL@ that up there ^^^^^. I swear that Sorento reminds me of that Benz. lol

Sperm. You deserve the Nig of the Year award for the 7th year running for being able to put up w/ that..... woman. :mad: I'm tempted to pass the collection plate around in the Men's Forum so that you can get some assist, errrrr, support for putting up w/ that.... woman. :mad: Make her smother you some chicken tonight for your anniv. :tup:

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Panthro said:
: Make her smother you some chicken tonight for your anniv. :tup:

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I'm certain something'll get smothered tonight..... :D:D

Might not be the chicken, though.......... :ebrow:
 
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I hope Sperm puts that <b>42SecondThrilla'</b> down on her tonight! lol By the time she's done putting the key in ignition to get started, he'll be over there snoring (like I would). :emlaugh:

Do it for the brotha's Sperm!!!!! 42! 42! 42! 42!!!! lol
 
I wasn't going to do this but I must.
Gen 2:18 - 25 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.​
 The Bible in the New Testiment goes like this For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother and Cleave unto his wife. For Seven Years, Sperm has been cleaving to his helper. For Seven Years, Sperm has been standing at this post as the man of the house. For Seven Years, Sperm has been the Father of the babies. For Seven Years, he has only known one woman. For Seven years, Nita has been a faithful wife. For Seven Years, has she stood by his side as his wife. For Seven years, has Nita went without that Mercedes Benz. For Seven Year... Nobody said it was going to be a great seven years but the truth of the matter is "It's been seven years."

May the Lord God continue to bless you and your Family, Sperm. May he grant you with a double portion of what you have right now. May he walk with you and yours. And May he Grant you the desires of your hearts.
 



docmump said:
I wasn't going to do this but I must.
Gen 2:18 - 25 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.​
 The Bible in the New Testiment goes like this For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother and Cleave unto his wife. For Seven Years, Sperm has been cleaving to his helper. For Seven Years, Sperm has been standing at this post as the man of the house. For Seven Years, Sperm has been the Father of the babies. For Seven Years, he has only known one woman. For Seven years, Nita has been a faithful wife. For Seven Years, has she stood by his side as his wife.For Seven years, has Nita went without that Mercedes Benz. :lmao: :lmao: For Seven Year... Nobody said it was going to be a great seven years but the truth of the matter is "It's been seven years."

May the Lord God continue to bless you and your Family, Sperm. May he grant you with a double portion of what you have right now. May he walk with you and yours. And May he Grant you the desires of your hearts.
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Thanks, doc. :)
 
So I take it that the Benz has been bought yet. Hang in there Sprem! Hang in there.

Sorry Nita Mae.

Oh yeah, Happy Anniversary you two!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Seeing Spots said:
Happy Anniversary and God Bless You BOTH!

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder...great to know a couple that has been together HAPPILY MARRIED! To God be the GLORY!!!
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Amen to that. May you have many more blessed years together.
 
Congratulations and many,many more!!!!! Put him to sleep tonight :tup: :tup: :tup: , girl - put it on him!!!!
 
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Happy Anniversary!!! :wavey:
 
May a kiss in the mist bring you bliss with a twist and your tryst be much more than gist of your list as you celebrate your union of 7 years.

Be blessed!
 
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