The Problem with Women.....


Suge

The Phat Mack
In my ongoing quest to try and understand you people better I have come to a new realization with what is wrong with you people. Now this is by no means the ultimate answer to trying to figure out how a womans mind works(it may take me years to figure out why women don't use logic), but it is a revalation of one of the reasons that you people have so many problems.

You people don't take time to enjoy the simple pleasure of life.......like taking a siht! I mean as men, we enjoy going to the toilet. We even make grand productions and announcements about it. We don't hide, we are not ashamed. We get our newspaper, mag, book, porn, back of the lysol can, or anything else we can get our hands on and we go to take care of business. We don't care who is at home or what they will think about the smell that is about to erupt from the John. And even when it is not yet time for the ultimate act, and we have gas. Whooooo dayum, that is a whole other kind of fun. See we know how to play the fart game. We play at home, the mall, in elevators, and even at church. I am still the fart game champion at my house. We enjoy the simple things in life. Therefore we are more relaxed.

But not you people. You act as if taking a good isht is beneath you, and you don't want anyone to know. Ask a woman if her bowels smell, she will tell you like roses. That's if she even admits to it all. Women would have you believe they don't even sweat, so taking a dump is out of the question. Bullisht. If you all would relax and stop being so uptight and learn how to enjoy the simple pleasures, I am sure you would all lead much more productive lives. And probably save money , because you wouldn't need to shop as much, because you wouldn't have to try and create way to enjoy life!

Try it today, go home, get naked, turn on a vent, and take a good isht!!

Men - 3S's isht, shower,shave = relaxation :swink:

Women - too busy holding that isht in(metaphor of your lives) = uptight :splat:

Like Luda says in his new song "Blow it out your arse.."

Sincerly,
The Pres-O-dent
 
I, for one, am quick to extoll the virtues of a good, healthy bowel movement.

I am also not inclined to believe that my siht don't stank, because I have first hand knowledge to the contrary.

It never ceases to amaze me the level of women with which you continue to deal ...


Real women isht, and are proud of it.

We just don't do it in the lobby of a public building ...
 



Who said it was a woman to which I deal? I am speaking in general. if you enjoy taking and isht and know that yours don't stank. Then you would be the exception. You know this, and I know this.

If real women isht and are proud it, then that confirms for me that there just aren't veryt many REAL women!
 
Based on what you posted...

I must be a man..... I am however, a proponent of "frequent flushes." They reduce malodorous, putrid air.
 
i see nothing wrong with taking a good ****, it is just where u take it. i don't do it at work, my parents live 10 min away from the job so i go there. i am not nervous about public places and will if i am about to burst, but i like to be comfortable, i wanna be able to sit and not worry about what germs may be on the seat or the overall cleaness of the bathroom. i don't like to do it in public places mainly for health reasons, but i am not ashamed to do it in front of my man. we both could care less about gas as long as it is not near food. we have been together tooo long to be worried about hiding the **** :shh: so, let's cut the **** out. :swink:
 
Okay, I think what Nita was saying is that you make these general statements about women and it must be based on the women in your life. They are some stupid batches and you gotta move up the bar boy because there is nothing more liberating than a good hsit. And a lovely FART is a beautiful thang.

A real woman will not keep gas or sh$t in because gas and sh$t will kill you PLAIN AND SIMPLE! Gas will make you walk all freaking night. Just one time, one time of having gas locked up on your ass, will fart any dayum where, in front of any dayum body. Real women know this...come to think of it, perhaps these women you associate with haven't been through a pregnancy...a dayum 8 pound fetus mashing on your digestive system gives you the God given right to FART and SH$T wheresoever and whensoever you please. And the smell of a pregnancy hormone rich fart and sh$t is a bona fide, summons-issued EPA violation! PEEEEEEEEE-WHEW! :vomit: And LAWD don't talk about farting and sh$t during labor...that is done without fear or trepidation. :D:D:D

Real woman give all we got in the toliet arena. And you are right, the best way is naked on the toliet. I can't quite have a good sh$t, unless my bra is off and my boys are receiving fresh air!

Great subject matter Suge! Glad we could *cough* clear the air on this subject matter. Sounds like to me, you need to find you a REAL WOMAN to fart and sh$t with! :tup:
 
Seeing Spots said:
Okay, I think what Nita was saying is that you make these general statements about women and it must be based on the women in your life. They are some stupid batches and you gotta move up the bar boy because there is nothing more liberating than a good hsit. And a lovely FART is a beautiful thang.

A real woman will not keep gas or sh$t in because gas and sh$t will kill you PLAIN AND SIMPLE! Gas will make you walk all freaking night. Just one time, one time of having gas locked up on your ass, will fart any dayum where, in front of any dayum body. Real women know this...come to think of it, perhaps these women you associate with haven't been through a pregnancy...a dayum 8 pound fetus mashing on your digestive system gives you the God given right to FART and SH$T wheresoever and whensoever you please. And the smell of a pregnancy hormone rich fart and sh$t is a bona fide, summons-issued EPA violation! PEEEEEEEEE-WHEW! :vomit: And LAWD don't talk about farting and sh$t during labor...that is done without fear or trepidation. :D:D:D

Real woman give all we got in the toliet arena. And you are right, the best way is naked on the toliet. I can't quite have a good sh$t, unless my bra is off and my boys are receiving fresh air!

Great subject matter Suge! Glad we could *cough* clear the air on this subject matter. Sounds like to me, you need to find you a REAL WOMAN to fart and sh$t with! :tup:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
SS

He shole don't know nothing about those pregnancy farts and shi%ts. I had no problem during labor doing what I had to do :swink:
 
Seeing Spots said:
Okay, I think what Nita was saying is that you make these general statements about women and it must be based on the women in your life. They are some stupid batches and you gotta move up the bar boy because there is nothing more liberating than a good hsit. And a lovely FART is a beautiful thang.

A real woman will not keep gas or sh$t in because gas and sh$t will kill you PLAIN AND SIMPLE! Gas will make you walk all freaking night. Just one time, one time of having gas locked up on your ass, will fart any dayum where, in front of any dayum body. Real women know this...come to think of it, perhaps these women you associate with haven't been through a pregnancy...a dayum 8 pound fetus mashing on your digestive system gives you the God given right to FART and SH$T wheresoever and whensoever you please. And the smell of a pregnancy hormone rich fart and sh$t is a bona fide, summons-issued EPA violation! PEEEEEEEEE-WHEW! :vomit: And LAWD don't talk about farting and sh$t during labor...that is done without fear or trepidation. :D:D:D

Real woman give all we got in the toliet arena. And you are right, the best way is naked on the toliet. I can't quite have a good sh$t, unless my bra is off and my boys are receiving fresh air!

Great subject matter Suge! Glad we could *cough* clear the air on this subject matter. Sounds like to me, you need to find you a REAL WOMAN to fart and sh$t with! :tup:

:fart: Alrighty then
 
Seeing Spots said:
Okay, I think what Nita was saying is that you make these general statements about women and it must be based on the women in your life. They are some stupid batches and you gotta move up the bar boy because there is nothing more liberating than a good hsit. And a lovely FART is a beautiful thang.

A real woman will not keep gas or sh$t in because gas and sh$t will kill you PLAIN AND SIMPLE! Gas will make you walk all freaking night. Just one time, one time of having gas locked up on your ass, will fart any dayum where, in front of any dayum body. Real women know this...come to think of it, perhaps these women you associate with haven't been through a pregnancy...a dayum 8 pound fetus mashing on your digestive system gives you the God given right to FART and SH$T wheresoever and whensoever you please. And the smell of a pregnancy hormone rich fart and sh$t is a bona fide, summons-issued EPA violation! PEEEEEEEEE-WHEW! :vomit: And LAWD don't talk about farting and sh$t during labor...that is done without fear or trepidation. :D:D:D

Real woman give all we got in the toliet arena. And you are right, the best way is naked on the toliet. I can't quite have a good sh$t, unless my bra is off and my boys are receiving fresh air!

Great subject matter Suge! Glad we could *cough* clear the air on this subject matter. Sounds like to me, you need to find you a REAL WOMAN to fart and sh$t with! :tup:

SS, you are killing me... That is too funny.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:fart: :fart:
:bawling: :bawling:
 
Re: Based on what you posted...

Fortitude said:
I must be a man..... I am however, a proponent of "frequent flushes." They reduce malodorous, putrid air.

For some reason, I knew your response would be along these lines.
 



Re: Based on what you posted...

Fortitude said:
I am however, a proponent of "frequent flushes."

Co-signing.....

Shiiiiid, I flush so much, I put a 'Clapper' on da toilet....... You'd think I was at the State of the Union address, I clap so much... :dude:
 
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SS, did Suge mislead us by saying that all one need is a newspaper or a good book?

Checking the Bookclub to see if there are any books written on this subject.
 
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