The Osama bin Laden Tour


Robber

Robber

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When bin Laden had them boxcutter weilding religious zealots fly into the WTC and Pentagon, it really messed up my life. I live for football. This is MY time of the year. September through January. Nothing like it. But bin Laden screwed it up for a week. I didn't know what to do.

But we all know you can't keep a good man down. I'm a football fanatic. So with the rescheduling of the missed football games, I will show bin Laden that his ass didn't mess up nothing. He gave me what will turn out to be an exciting tour. I call it the Osama bin Laden Tour.

The Tour starts on Thanksgiving Day in Memphis, TN, as the JSU Tigers bounce the Tenn. State Tigers around the Liberty Bowl. The Tour then takes us to Itta Bena, MS, that Friday, as we see the Miss. Valley Delta Devils and 0-10 (they will have lost to JSU and SU by then). From Itta Bena, the Tour takes us to Nawlins and all the festivities of the Bayou Classic. I'm about to bust thinking about that week of football. I tried to told y'all. I'm a fan.

Osama can KMA. He ain't stopping nothing. The party goes on. A little later than planned. But it goes on.

This is gonna be fun.
 



Robber, that weekend of football will be off the chain. I am down for the Thanksgiving Classic, Valley vs Alabama A&m, but instead of New Orleans I will be attending the ASU v. APB game in littlerock on Saturday.

I expect about this time Bin Laden will be playing hot potatoes with American missiles. Therefore, while we are enjoying an endless amount of football, Bin Laden will be looking for his azz!
 
Robber, first let me congrat you on how you been spinning the little incident over the weekend. Great job.

Now your Bin Laden tour.......Your tour will begin around 2200 hours on the 13th of October. Bin Laden is in hiding and so will you after we beat that azz. GR asked "can I ride", he meant can I hide.
 
Originally posted by BgJag
Robber, first let me congrat you on how you been spinning the little incident over the weekend. Great job.

Now your Bin Laden tour.......Your tour will begin around 2200 hours on the 13th of October. Bin Laden is in hiding and so will you after we beat that azz. GR asked "can I ride", he meant can I hide.
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Why whatever do you mean??? Spinning??? What spin??? I've done no such thing. What would you have your players do if the other team ran across the field to SUs bench throwing bows?? Well, if they are anything like that band, we already know.

As for our game, man we are gonna beat y'all for 7-8 more years before y'all win again. Y'all back to SUcking and we are about to resume the ass whippings I grew up watching.
 
HEY Robber......

You don't sleep in CAVES do you???


It gets mighty cold in caves, especially on a OCTOBER night........




Thanks for the insight bruh....but yall still gon' get that arse whupped!!!!
 
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