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The JSU Gazette
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NOXEMA JENKINS FOUUND ON JSU CAMPUS IN A TIGER SUIT:
Noxema Jenkins 11 of Jackson MS. was abducted from her home in June of 1996. Her picture has been on several milk cartons but she remained at large for 6 yrs. Little Ms. Jenkins was found on I-20 in a tiger suit. Her forehead looked as if a bunion was on it. She was very disoriented and would only say "Please dont make me run into that goal post again." Jackson Police Dept. will continue to investigate this case.
JSU RENEGOTIATE STADIUM RENTAL:
JSU and Sons/Daughters of the Confederacy has used their influential clout to give JSU more concessions on rental agreement with Jackson Memorial Stadium. Spokesperson for Sons/Daugheters of Confederacy stated "When JSUE fires that confederate cannon and play proud under the flag it shows the world that there are some good colored folks." Alterations of the contract is a gentlemen's agreement and will not be put in writing. Y.T. Mann will continue to count the attendance.
JSU RECRUITS DC FROM P.V. A&M
The JSU athletic department has hired the former PV defensive coordinator. When asked if the school knew anything about the new coach track record J.Wash replied, "Our new coach has the uncanny ability to identify with losers and get the most out of them. Since we have not won anything since 1996 he should fit right in and not miss a beat."
GAY RIGHTS GIVES AWARD TO "THE BOOM"
Prexy Twan S. Eagle of the GRM has
name JSUE and the Boom, image award winners for 2002. Mr/Mrs. S. Eagle stated "when the flaming twirler from jsue kick the legs up an point toes, it was appparent that this school is a friend of GRM. And with a name like boom we could not overlook them."
THIS WEEK IN DID YOU KNOW:
Did you know that in the first two weeks of the season JSU defense gave up damn near 100 points. Just what the hell did Jacque Wash
mean when he said "I'm gon turn em loose?" I am inclined to believe fumbles and interceptions is what he was referring to.
Leased by Da Man
NOXEMA JENKINS FOUUND ON JSU CAMPUS IN A TIGER SUIT:
Noxema Jenkins 11 of Jackson MS. was abducted from her home in June of 1996. Her picture has been on several milk cartons but she remained at large for 6 yrs. Little Ms. Jenkins was found on I-20 in a tiger suit. Her forehead looked as if a bunion was on it. She was very disoriented and would only say "Please dont make me run into that goal post again." Jackson Police Dept. will continue to investigate this case.
JSU RENEGOTIATE STADIUM RENTAL:
JSU and Sons/Daughters of the Confederacy has used their influential clout to give JSU more concessions on rental agreement with Jackson Memorial Stadium. Spokesperson for Sons/Daugheters of Confederacy stated "When JSUE fires that confederate cannon and play proud under the flag it shows the world that there are some good colored folks." Alterations of the contract is a gentlemen's agreement and will not be put in writing. Y.T. Mann will continue to count the attendance.
JSU RECRUITS DC FROM P.V. A&M
The JSU athletic department has hired the former PV defensive coordinator. When asked if the school knew anything about the new coach track record J.Wash replied, "Our new coach has the uncanny ability to identify with losers and get the most out of them. Since we have not won anything since 1996 he should fit right in and not miss a beat."
GAY RIGHTS GIVES AWARD TO "THE BOOM"
Prexy Twan S. Eagle of the GRM has
name JSUE and the Boom, image award winners for 2002. Mr/Mrs. S. Eagle stated "when the flaming twirler from jsue kick the legs up an point toes, it was appparent that this school is a friend of GRM. And with a name like boom we could not overlook them."
THIS WEEK IN DID YOU KNOW:
Did you know that in the first two weeks of the season JSU defense gave up damn near 100 points. Just what the hell did Jacque Wash
mean when he said "I'm gon turn em loose?" I am inclined to believe fumbles and interceptions is what he was referring to.
