MightyDog
Well-Known Member
The Governor of Alabama contacted the Editor of The Maroon and White Paper and stated that he need my assistance.
Phone Call to MD:
Governor: MD I heard that our bama schools will be playing SUcks and GSucks in Alabama this season.
MD: You are correct. But why are you calling me instead of talking to Joe.
Governor: Joe doesn't know much about the subject that I need to talk to you about.
MD: Ok Governor, what is it?
Governor: I was down in the boot about a week ago and they were still talking about those two championship teams in the same City. Then they started talking about tailgating, voodoo and Gumbo. I also learned that this Southern and Grambling had some kind of Hexs on our bamas. Can you find out if this tailgating, voodoo and Gumbo contribute to this hex.
MD: Governor, We have to live with that stuff, because they get to playing those songs, jumping up in the air waving rags and open up umbrellas when it is not raining.
Governor: What do you recommend MD?
MD: Starting September 8, 2004 I suggest you hire about 200 food inspectors, station them at the Welcome Centers and confiscate everything but what they are wearing. Give them a twelve hour pass and if they don't make it back out of the State in the alloted time; lock them up. By doing this you will eliminate all that white power, crawfish boils, Gumbo, turtle soup and everything else they bring into the State. However, allow them to keep the rice and red pepper just to make it appear that we want them to come visit us in 2006.
Governor: That is a great suggestion consider it done. By the way you know I hired 200 State Troppers and this will give them something to do when the country teams show up.
MD: Tell Joe hello and don't forget to tell the other bama about the game plan.
Governor: You know I will, later.
Phone Call to MD:
Governor: MD I heard that our bama schools will be playing SUcks and GSucks in Alabama this season.
MD: You are correct. But why are you calling me instead of talking to Joe.
Governor: Joe doesn't know much about the subject that I need to talk to you about.
MD: Ok Governor, what is it?
Governor: I was down in the boot about a week ago and they were still talking about those two championship teams in the same City. Then they started talking about tailgating, voodoo and Gumbo. I also learned that this Southern and Grambling had some kind of Hexs on our bamas. Can you find out if this tailgating, voodoo and Gumbo contribute to this hex.
MD: Governor, We have to live with that stuff, because they get to playing those songs, jumping up in the air waving rags and open up umbrellas when it is not raining.
Governor: What do you recommend MD?
MD: Starting September 8, 2004 I suggest you hire about 200 food inspectors, station them at the Welcome Centers and confiscate everything but what they are wearing. Give them a twelve hour pass and if they don't make it back out of the State in the alloted time; lock them up. By doing this you will eliminate all that white power, crawfish boils, Gumbo, turtle soup and everything else they bring into the State. However, allow them to keep the rice and red pepper just to make it appear that we want them to come visit us in 2006.
Governor: That is a great suggestion consider it done. By the way you know I hired 200 State Troppers and this will give them something to do when the country teams show up.
MD: Tell Joe hello and don't forget to tell the other bama about the game plan.
Governor: You know I will, later.