The Founder
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So I’m in Wal Mart neighborhood market and they have only self check out. So I’m about to say fugg it and leave. Long ass line.
I turn around and it two BAD chicks behind me. I could tell one was maturer in age but they both were bad. So of course I’m thinking of something to say so I started with:
So do ladies enjoy reading? The younger one responds with a yes and maturer one said no and she enjoys crime documentaries. Awe hell your boy Founder about to shoot all of his shots. So after 15 minutes I find out they are lesbian partners. So in order NOT to make them feel uncomfortable ya boy Founder says “you know I really hate when men fantasize about being with two women when the women say they are lesbians.”
The maturer one says “we get it all the time. Yet every now and then we enjoy the company of a man.”
Immediately ole Founder hits his theme song in his head “Type of Way”……so I ask why? The younger one says “you need to stop playing.” We all laugh. So I ask….so tell me…why do lesbians enjoy sexual toys made with a man’s anatomy? They both look and the maturer one says “oh no we enjoy the real thing when the urge is there.” We all laugh.
So as to not be rude I pull a move from the young boys playbook “what yall social media.” They both friend me and continued the convo on a three way message. Man the women tag teaming me.
The young one made a statement…why can’t all men communicate like you….
Ole Founder about to have a lite 2025!!!!!!
My theme song for 2025 “Quiet Storm Remix” by Mobb Deep!!!!
I turn around and it two BAD chicks behind me. I could tell one was maturer in age but they both were bad. So of course I’m thinking of something to say so I started with:
So do ladies enjoy reading? The younger one responds with a yes and maturer one said no and she enjoys crime documentaries. Awe hell your boy Founder about to shoot all of his shots. So after 15 minutes I find out they are lesbian partners. So in order NOT to make them feel uncomfortable ya boy Founder says “you know I really hate when men fantasize about being with two women when the women say they are lesbians.”
The maturer one says “we get it all the time. Yet every now and then we enjoy the company of a man.”
Immediately ole Founder hits his theme song in his head “Type of Way”……so I ask why? The younger one says “you need to stop playing.” We all laugh. So I ask….so tell me…why do lesbians enjoy sexual toys made with a man’s anatomy? They both look and the maturer one says “oh no we enjoy the real thing when the urge is there.” We all laugh.
So as to not be rude I pull a move from the young boys playbook “what yall social media.” They both friend me and continued the convo on a three way message. Man the women tag teaming me.
The young one made a statement…why can’t all men communicate like you….
Ole Founder about to have a lite 2025!!!!!!
My theme song for 2025 “Quiet Storm Remix” by Mobb Deep!!!!
Lawd.... I feel the spirit of confession all up IN my ragged OLD assed today. 
She had my # from the office and phoned me later that evening pretending to ask about the cleaning and the temp crown. THEN that f'ing BATCH said "I'm nekkid.... Lenny..... I got on a *** lace thong and my *** bra is lace as I lay on these silk sheets...." (she prolly posted this shat somewhere, I can feel it) 
Lenny, change phone #s, changed dentist, changed PCP to avoid 2 nurses lol, changed vehicle lol. Shat mane go on with all that there. Lenny is in hiding like bigfoot. 