The Difference in a Side Piece and a Garden Tool


The Founder

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It’s time folks learn the difference. A hoe wants time, she gets jealous, she wants you to treat her like you belong to her, she claims to be the wifey….she follows you…text and call you after 7 pm. Send pictures. Requires her name to be in your phone. A hoe wants to follow you on social media.

A side piece doesn’t give two shits about your family or life outside of her. If it’s Christmas Day all she wants is a weekend alone in a nice hotel with a spa. The side piece is not going to cause problems. A side piece will provide you with a phone to contact her. A side piece is not trying to put y’all business in the street. A side piece has as much to lose as you. You can marry your sidepiece a few years after the divorce from your wife because she would appear to be a new addition to the family. A sidepiece doesn’t want you publicly associated with her. If a sidepiece is following you on social media she may put hearts next to you and wife’s picture. Hell she might even send you messages on Facebook on sexy stuff to buy your wife (just make sure you buy one for her also).

See many of y’all think you have a side piece but in reality you have a low or high class HOE!!!!
 
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CEE DOG

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Gotta say I agree with you. This is why most men truly love the side piece. All a man wants is a peace and a piece every once in a while. Side pieces understand this. Garden tools don't.
 

The Founder

Well-Known Member
Gotta say I agree with you. This is why most men truly love the side piece. All a man wants is a peace and a piece every once in a while. Side pieces understand this. Garden tools don't.

Man a sidepiece will take that birth control and plan B.
 
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