Tiger1
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10. Beer (any kind)
Because people will need something to drink after literally everything else is gone.
9. Ciroc
I’m 94 percent convinced that people only drink Ciroc because it has a cool logo and rhymes with “Barack.” Yet it’s brought to every gathering of Black people, and someone always snatches it up before the night is over. It’s basically the Khloe Kardashian of overpriced vodkas.
8. Bacardi
Is it just me, or is Bacardi always on sale? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bottle of Bacardi sold at full price. Or even anything other than like 70% off. It’s basically the Banana Republic slim fit navy chino of flavored rums.
7. Patron
Are we sure Patron is actually tequila, and not just Tanqueray infused with liquid Splenda? This, by the way, wouldn’t be the first fast one Mexico pulled on us. Like the restaurant Senor Frogs that has nan frogs on their menu. Fool me once, Mexico, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I’m voting for Trump and his wall of matchsticks and Legos.
6. Crown Royal Apple
I wonder if the Crown Royal people are happy so many Black people love Crown Royal Apple, or kinda pissed that so many Black people are buying Crown Royal now that it’ll eventually be known as a “Black” brand, like Cadillac and the Morning After Pill.
http://verysmartbrothas.com/best-alcoholic-beverages-to-bring-to-a-gathering-of-black-people-ranked/
Because people will need something to drink after literally everything else is gone.
9. Ciroc
I’m 94 percent convinced that people only drink Ciroc because it has a cool logo and rhymes with “Barack.” Yet it’s brought to every gathering of Black people, and someone always snatches it up before the night is over. It’s basically the Khloe Kardashian of overpriced vodkas.
8. Bacardi
Is it just me, or is Bacardi always on sale? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bottle of Bacardi sold at full price. Or even anything other than like 70% off. It’s basically the Banana Republic slim fit navy chino of flavored rums.
7. Patron
Are we sure Patron is actually tequila, and not just Tanqueray infused with liquid Splenda? This, by the way, wouldn’t be the first fast one Mexico pulled on us. Like the restaurant Senor Frogs that has nan frogs on their menu. Fool me once, Mexico, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I’m voting for Trump and his wall of matchsticks and Legos.
6. Crown Royal Apple
I wonder if the Crown Royal people are happy so many Black people love Crown Royal Apple, or kinda pissed that so many Black people are buying Crown Royal now that it’ll eventually be known as a “Black” brand, like Cadillac and the Morning After Pill.
http://verysmartbrothas.com/best-alcoholic-beverages-to-bring-to-a-gathering-of-black-people-ranked/
