Talking about size not counting ..... Hmmmmp!
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Stormy
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Re: Aaaaaw hell nawh
Dtown,
Don't hold anything back . Tell us how you really feel.
<font color=blue size=15>LMAO</font>
I'm soooo glad my office door was closed when I read Ms. Jag4Jag's Spoon Advertisement:
I tried to avoid this thread, simply out of compassion for small spoons all over the world......BUT this was to funny.
Alexxus' Question: Puddins, can y'all work with that???
Official Answer:
Well.....if I really loved the guy.....and he had other talents.....who am I kidding?...NO!
(Even my spindoctor skills couldn't get me out of that one!)
Dtown,
Don't hold anything back . Tell us how you really feel.
<font color=blue size=15>LMAO</font>
I'm soooo glad my office door was closed when I read Ms. Jag4Jag's Spoon Advertisement:
I almost fell outta my chair.
I tried to avoid this thread, simply out of compassion for small spoons all over the world......BUT this was to funny.
Alexxus' Question: Puddins, can y'all work with that???
Official Answer:
Well.....if I really loved the guy.....and he had other talents.....who am I kidding?...NO!
(Even my spindoctor skills couldn't get me out of that one!)
Warndalyn
Postmaster General!!!
It's funny that we're discussing this topic today because this morning on the Russ Parr show, they were discussing some of the same stuff.
There was a sexpert/sexologist on there talking about everything when it came to sex.
She stated that the average size for a male is 7 inches and the average size for the female is 4 inches in depth.
(I thought I was larger, but what do I know)
She also stated that the woman's strongest sensation is in the first inch or two of her vagina.....wow; just as the man's strongest sensation is on the tip of his penis.
She went on and on about oral sex and how to perform it and everything; hell by the time I arrived to work I was all hot and bothered.....LMAO:emlaugh::emlaugh:
I'll have to visit her website.
There was a sexpert/sexologist on there talking about everything when it came to sex.
She stated that the average size for a male is 7 inches and the average size for the female is 4 inches in depth.
(I thought I was larger, but what do I know)
She also stated that the woman's strongest sensation is in the first inch or two of her vagina.....wow
; just as the man's strongest sensation is on the tip of his penis.She went on and on about oral sex and how to perform it and everything; hell by the time I arrived to work I was all hot and bothered.....LMAO:emlaugh:
:emlaugh:I'll have to visit her website.
phatback
Anti-Homecoming Opponent
Hot and bothered I tell ya !!!
You need to get hosed off missy ?
Originally posted by Dtown Jag
It's funny that we're discussing this topic today because this morning on the Russ Parr show, they were discussing some of the same stuff.
There was a sexpert/sexologist on there talking about everything when it came to sex.
She stated that the average size for a male is 7 inches and the average size for the female is 4 inches in depth.
(I thought I was larger, but what do I know)
She also stated that the woman's strongest sensation is in the first inch or two of her vagina.....wow
She went on and on about oral sex and how to perform it and everything; hell by the time I arrived to work I was all hot and bothered.....LMAO:emlaugh:
I'll have to visit her website.
You need to get hosed off missy ?
Warndalyn
Postmaster General!!!
Re: Hot and bothered I tell ya !!!
you's about right phatback......LMAO:emlaugh:
Originally posted by phatback
Originally posted by Dtown Jag
It's funny that we're discussing this topic today because this morning on the Russ Parr show, they were discussing some of the same stuff.
There was a sexpert/sexologist on there talking about everything when it came to sex.
She stated that the average size for a male is 7 inches and the average size for the female is 4 inches in depth.
(I thought I was larger, but what do I know)
She also stated that the woman's strongest sensation is in the first inch or two of her vagina.....wow
She went on and on about oral sex and how to perform it and everything; hell by the time I arrived to work I was all hot and bothered.....LMAO:emlaugh:
I'll have to visit her website.
You need to get hosed off missy ?
you's about right phatback......LMAO:emlaugh:
Banana Puddin'
Ms. Happiness!
Oh, yeah, there were plenty of spoons in "Any Given Sunday"!!
I just don't know what to say about your problem... :SMH:
I just don't know what to say about your problem... :SMH:
Originally posted by Dtown Jag
She stated that the average size for a male is 7 inches and the average size for the female is 4 inches in depth.
(I thought I was larger, but what do I know)
She also stated that the woman's strongest sensation is in the first inch or two of her vagina.....wow
.....LMAO:emlaugh:
need more water......
BluBlood
"Mississippi Woman"
Lex, girl, I have been trying to tell you that all along!!! (New rules) that motion of the boat crap!!! That is a (new rules) myth!!! :redhot:
Sounds to me that this man has physical problems. If he isn't, he needs to grow more close to God, because only God can send him the mate he needs.
and Biff, I don't care how much money this cat has...it would not make up for what he doesn't have. I would rather eat spam.
Sounds to me that this man has physical problems. If he isn't, he needs to grow more close to God, because only God can send him the mate he needs.
and Biff, I don't care how much money this cat has...it would not make up for what he doesn't have. I would rather eat spam.
Alexxus
New Member
Puddins and Spoons,
Below you will find the suggested answer to this tiny spoon problem. I guess there is a lil hope after all.
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The Doctor's Answer:
I routinely say that spoon size does not matter. But while many men with a "normal" sized spoon worry unnecessarily, there are some men who do have a very small spoon, such as this man of yours. There are latex spoon enhancers that a man can put over his spoon that will make it "bigger" so that you will feel his "spoon" inside of you. You could try that and see if it helps. Or he could simply insert a fake spoon inside of you, and then after you've climaxed, he could put his spoon inside of you and have his own orgasm. In the end, you have to weigh whether the relationship as a whole is worth making some compromises. If it is, then I think you can work things out. But if you decide that such compromises won't work for you, then you should end the relationship. </font></b>
Below you will find the suggested answer to this tiny spoon problem. I guess there is a lil hope after all.
<font color=red><b>
The Doctor's Answer:
I routinely say that spoon size does not matter. But while many men with a "normal" sized spoon worry unnecessarily, there are some men who do have a very small spoon, such as this man of yours. There are latex spoon enhancers that a man can put over his spoon that will make it "bigger" so that you will feel his "spoon" inside of you. You could try that and see if it helps. Or he could simply insert a fake spoon inside of you, and then after you've climaxed, he could put his spoon inside of you and have his own orgasm. In the end, you have to weigh whether the relationship as a whole is worth making some compromises. If it is, then I think you can work things out. But if you decide that such compromises won't work for you, then you should end the relationship. </font></b>
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