Suge's Proclamation of Love.....


Suge

Suge

The Phat Mack
Well Ole Suge is at it again! He has finally found that woman that can make his heart tingle. Yes I know I have professed my love for Spirit, Honey Brown(aka West Coast Yella)..etc. But this time my love is real. My heart belongs to only one butt, errrrr I mean woman. She is the one for me. My candy girl, my shere amore, err I mean chere amore, err..dammit my french chic. My (insert any title to a Brian McKnight song) lady! She is the one for me...........

{Getting down onmy bad knees, reaching in my pocket}

JSTUS will you.............
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Suge, have you forgotten about Xmas time love?

Everybody fall in love after Thanksgivings.

If you don't correct this error, I will start a movement to remove you as president.
 



Say MD, speaking of Christmas! I've ordered myself a Mistletoe Belt Buckle from this "Specialty" Store in the mall. I hear it's really catching on these days. Just mix a picture of Hurricanes, put on some Luther (dayum that faggot can sing), and get ready to get busy.

What? I told yall I cheat to win! 1-800-CONTAGIOUS
 
Mistletoe belt buckle?!?!?!

On the FN floor...LOL like Pison..

BBBBWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!
 
Originally posted by Suge
Mistletoe belt buckle?!?!?!

On the FN floor...LOL like Pison..

BBBBWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!
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Hell yeah, man!

Ugly Men Try Harder...ugliness the mother of sexual creativity!!!!
 
She is what?!?!?!?! That means that she......she......she.......is with another man? Either that or she is with agroup of women, and I have seen what a groupof women does on a cruise.

JSTUS.......you just lost out. I'm going back to Tara!
 
Yeah Suge, I'm afraid so. JSTUS is somewhere in the Caribbean as we speak probably kicking it with some brotha named Dexter.

To bad playboy! I was pulling for you to! :D
 
Dayum You Dexter!!! Dayum You!!!!!

Someone please call 911, Suge has just got shot down!!!

This is all D Icon't fault. JSTUS was just fine till his punk arse started wearing that white all weekend!
 
He done done it

Mistletoe beltbuckle has got to be the single funniest thing I've heard this year. That's classic.

On the FN flo with Suge.

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Suge,

And you know Dexter is swinging "it". With that Carribean accent, too.
 
Don't worry baby....

....this was all a hoax! I was just trying to lure JSTUS into a trap. She had been PMing me trying to get me to leave you and the kids....but I just wouldn't do it. So I came up with a plan to expsose her. It just didn't go like it was supposed to. I told you after the last time, that I was not going to cheat again! You my baby momma..............Now I 'm going to get Suge, Jr and that bad arse baby boy and take them to basketball practice(son't forget that's our code for the detention center).

Don't worry baby......it was all a bad joke! I don't want JSTUS!
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
Say MD, speaking of Christmas! I've ordered myself a Mistletoe Belt Buckle from this "Specialty" Store in the mall. I hear it's really catching on these days. Just mix a picture of Hurricanes, put on some Luther (dayum that faggot can sing), and get ready to get busy.

What? I told yall I cheat to win! 1-800-CONTAGIOUS
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Mistletoe Belt Buckle????? Awwww LMAO!!! :emlaugh: ROTF LOL :emlaugh: :D ROTF hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
 



Re: Don't worry baby....

Originally posted by Suge
....Don't worry baby......it was all a bad joke! I don't want JSTUS!
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<FONT SIZE=20><marquee>MAKE UP YOUR MIND.</marquee></FONT SIZE=20> Better yet... SEE ME MIKEBIGG (you and the buckle).;)
 
*panting and out of breath while SPRINTING*

Mr. Biggs, bruh, you'd better get your arse up in here and BRANG your belt buckle!!!! LOL If you don't have a "good" belt buckle, here's mine... :emlaugh: I'll let you borrow it! :emlaugh: Justus, do you mind "using" another belt buckle if Mr. Biggs doesn't bring his :eek: ? :confused:
 
Re: *panting and out of breath while SPRINTING*

Originally posted by Panthro
Mr. Biggs, bruh, you'd better get your arse up in here and BRANG your belt buckle!!!! LOL If you don't have a "good" belt buckle, here's mine... :emlaugh: I'll let you borrow it! :emlaugh: Justus, do you mind "using" another belt buckle if Mr. Biggs doesn't bring his :eek: ? :confused:
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Bruh, what the hell you think! I got His'n and Her'n belt buckles...and a replacement set just in case!:love:
 
Let me know if you need help w/ JUSTUS. That's a LOT of FYINE woman right there! I'll hold her arms, legs, or something else of hers :eek: if you need me to. LOL :emlaugh: I don't want to hate, I just wanna participate in whatever capacity! :emlaugh:
 
Originally posted by GramTigress
Oh my...:eek:
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What you blushing for. Where can I send your pink and green buckle? Don't worry, I'm quicker than ole Saint Nick!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: Re: *panting and out of breath while SPRINTING*

Originally posted by MikeBigg
Bruh, what the hell you think! I got His'n and Her'n belt buckles...and a replacement set just in case!:love:
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LMAO @ MB!!!!
:lmao:
 
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