SU Hue Scandal Hearings


Get Ready

Get Ready

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Dear SU leaders, you have been summoned to appear before the Congressional Black Caucus among other black leaders to explain your policy on racial bias. We have come to the conclusion that you choose people based on the amount of melanin in their skin. We feel you should have to answer to this before this body of leaders
 
My name is Maxine Waters and I want to ask the sponsor The Dancing Dolls what is her criteria for choosing dancers??

?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?

?That?s Congresswoman Waters to you. Im going to show you some pictures, tell me which one of these people would not make The Dancing Dolls??

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?Uuuh ma?am?.The person in the first pic would not make the cut. She just doesn?t have that certain thing. You also don?t have that certain thing Mrs. Waters. I don?t know what it is?.I just cant nor do I want to put my finger on it.?

?Are you telling me that you would rather have Rosie O?Donell rather than beautiful Angela Basset? What is wrong with you people? And why Michael Jackson? ?

?Sorry Maxine, that?s just the way it is. And to answer your second question, Michael looked at the man in the mirror and change his ways. Others should do what he did.?

?And what did he do??

?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?
 



My name is JC Watts.

?Hello Honorable Congressman Watts, how are you today? As the President of SU, I personally would certainly welcomed to join our program.?

?But I cant pass the paperbag test.?

?But you are a republican. If you are a Republican or have a French name, you meet the exception rule.?

? AND WHAT RULE IS THAT, MR. PRESIDENT? ?

?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?
 
Coach Richardson, do you hire coaches based on color and do you choose your QBs on the basis of their hue?


?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?

Coach Richardson, which one of these QBs would you choose to run your team?

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?Do you have anymore choices? None of them indivijahs fit my program. They cant take SU in the direction we want to go.

?What do you mean more choices?

?Well, I don?t see picture of Rob Johnson or Vinny Testeverde or Bernie Kosar. Those players in the pictues are too uuuh athletic.?

?Coach Richardson, will you list your starting QBs from best to worst.?

?OK?Jacoby, Randal, Troy Williams, Levy, George?.that?s it.?

?Wait a minute!!!:redhot: That?s from lightest to dark?

?Isnt that the same thing?.?

?Are lighter players better Coach??

?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?
 
Maxine, I respectfully decline to tell you I am ROTFLMAO on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?

This part is vintage Get Ready....

?Coach Richardson, will you list your QB from best to worst.?

?OK?Jacoby, Randal, Troy Williams, Levy, George?.that?s it.?

?Wait a minute!!! That?s from lightest to dark?

?Isnt that the same thing?.?
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Poor Ready. Are you having fun? BTW if my memory serves correct the Honorable Maxine Waters is married to a SU alum, so she would have to pull a Ted Kennedy at the Clarence Thomas hearings and STFU. lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
SOME people post when they are bored, the REST of US read or do something constructive!

YAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNN ! Let's see what I have in the library GR.
 
JAG 79

U got anything on Hughes concerning the "Bleach and Watergate" scandals????


You know the one about Jockstraps being missing and later returned with that country fresh bleached smell......:lmao:
 
?Uuuuh Mr. President?.keep hope alive?up with hope?down with?.?

?Jesse, git yo no good, womanizing, fake bible propping, bastard child making, organizational fund diverting, bandwagon jumping ass out of here. This session is for black people with a lil integrity of which you have none. I f you remain on this panel, you will be no better than the people we are questioning.?

?Yes Maxine?. :(
 
OK Ready, You say we do it from light to dark skin. How did yall do it to pick Hughes???????
 
Lewis

At JSU we have these things called morality and compassion and we try to do right by people, hence Hughes got the job. I know you wouldnt understand any of those concepts.
 
Mr. President?.Being a native of La.
To SU Law School, I had applied
But for some reason I was denied.
No one was more qualified
Many days I sat and cried.


Im sorry Mr. Cochran, but you also just didn?t have what it took to go to SU. Im sure knowing what we know now, you may have been given better consideration, buuuuut you still probably couldn?t make the cut. It takes a very bright uuuuh ?mind? to enter SU Law.
 
Damn GR, you keep walking into smack without knowing what's up. Johnnie Cochran, a Shreveport native was very close our former System President , the late Jesse Stone and spoke at several SU Law center graduations. I read where he considered Dr. Stone a mentor. Maybe that explains why Cochran has been a guest at multiple SU functions and one of his best friends is a SU alum. Sorry to keep taking away your fun from smacking us. BTW Dr. Stone didn't pass the paper bag test either.~snicker~ Keep trying GR.;)
 
There are many JState grads who are SULC grads...

Lame smack :confused:

Non-LIGHT SKINNED graduates of SULC...

Robber's brother/JSU alum; JSTUS/Gram alum; me...oh hell phugg it.........

the list is too long and the author of this thread is _ _ _.:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by JR
Damn GR, you keep walking into smack without knowing what's up. Johnnie Cochran, a Shreveport native was very close our former System President
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pssst, Johnnie wife is from Louisiana, she's bandfan complexion. Not only is their program in dk, their number 1 smacker also. :smh:
 



Get Ready,

Don't let them fool ya with that..."Jesse Stone ain't bright, Pete Richardson ain't bright, Dr. Greggs ain't bright crap". They either made a promise to marry "light" or already had a "bright" wife.
Ms Pete is so light it was rumored that she was Orlando's sister.

Seeing Spots knows she and JSTUS got in on a minority appeal. You notice that both are female and counts as a double minority.
 
Originally posted by SoloMan
Just maybe if y'all didn't respond DEAN BIG BROTHA ALMIGHTY would leave you alone.
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Old man who asked you anything?;)
I might be in Quantico next month.
 
Originally posted by JR
Damn GR, you keep walking into smack without knowing what's up. Johnnie Cochran, a Shreveport native was very close our former System President , the late Jesse Stone and spoke at several SU Law center graduations. I read where he considered Dr. Stone a mentor. Maybe that explains why Cochran has been a guest at multiple SU functions and one of his best friends is a SU alum. Sorry to keep taking away your fun from smacking us. BTW Dr. Stone didn't pass the paper bag test either.~snicker~ Keep trying GR.;)
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JR,

You are right on all counts and yes Maxine is married to a Southernite (Sidney). These fools don't know who is really "World Famed."
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
Get Ready,

Don't let them fool ya with that..."Jesse Stone ain't bright, Pete Richardson ain't bright, Dr. Greggs ain't bright crap". They either made a promise to marry "light" or already had a "bright" wife.
Ms Pete is so light it was rumored that she was Orlando's sister.

Seeing Spots knows she and JSTUS got in on a minority appeal. You notice that both are female and counts as a double minority.
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Mike

I know kid.....All my peeps from La. went to SU...they told me the deal.

I think the problem here is they can only see bright hue...everything else is useless. I figured that out when one of them said that Levy is bright skinned.
 
Originally posted by SoloMan

Just maybe if y'all didn't respond DEAN BIG BROTHA ALMIGHTY would leave you alone.
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Or maybe, just maybe, we respond so that we reamain the Center of Attention on this board. ;)

Oh yee of little schools, have you not caught on yet?:emlaugh:

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Originally posted by LaCumba


Or maybe, just maybe, we respond so that we reamain the Center of Attention on this board. ;)

Oh yee of little schools, have you not caught on yet?:emlaugh:

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Carry on.
 
"Hey Jesse, where are you going? This is the part where you are suppose to say, "Im just a man".....This is so much fun. (whispering) I thought you lawyers said this was going to be tough."

"Mr. President, will you please modify your behavior"

"Yes, Maxine"

"I have a question...Mr. President, I have asked to speek at your school several times, but each time I have been turned down...Why is that?

"Well Illnana"

"Thats Iyanla:redhot:"

"Whateva Shanana.....anyway, were are trying to project a more positive image , so you probably were turned down...sorry. Do you know Ricky Lake? We wouldnt mind having her. She has that certain "thing" ;) ;) "

And what thing is that thing Mr President?"

?Maxine, I respectfully decline to answer your question on the advice of my council. I am evoking my 5th amendment privileges at this time.?
 
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