Stripper came in and set things on FIRE!!!!


missjones said:
Lawd...my side is hurting from laffing!!! His azz got his little candles and matches, his little g-strang, probably a shot of E&J since he old...just chillin! :lol::lol: Then low and behold...:retard:oh my dayum....:retard::shame: I done started a mother effin FIE!!! LAWD!!!! I can't go ask fo help...these women will beat my azz!!!:scared:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
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missjones said:
Lawd...my side is hurting from laffing!!! His azz got his little candles and matches, his little g-strang, probably a shot of E&J since he old...just chillin! :lol::lol: Then low and behold...:retard:oh my dayum....:retard::shame: I done started a mother effin FIE!!! LAWD!!!! I can't go ask fo help...these women will beat my azz!!!:scared:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
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Right :lol:


chocalate_topaz said:
Dude MUSt have it going on if he still getting work...and apparently he was "requested".
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Yeah he was requested after performing at the lady's friend bachelorette party. From what I was told he was not a "looker" but perhaps he had some "moves". Just couldn't move quick enough to put that fire out though and prevent it from spreading. :shame:

Blacknbengal said:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on FIRE!!!! We dont need no water, let that MF burn! BURN MF, BURN!!!

:happydance:
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Ignant :lol:
 
hell, 40 ain't old...I'll be 40 in 2 years and I KNOW I still got it. shiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd, the devil is a bald-faced liar. :no:
 
I remember when my DP had his bachelor party. One of my Frat who hired the strippers kept bragging on these three strippers he had hired for the party. We all in the house all bucked up thinking he had found some nice looking strippers. Somebody said man they here. The door opens and these chicks walk in looking like Trickcy from the players club. That was the fastest I've seen smiles turn to frowns. Dudes was mad as hell! They came out the bathroom after about 30 minutes smelling like ben-gay and weed. I've never a woman with that many bullet holes, scars and scrathes. Needless to say they didn't get the chance to get rained on. It was so bad they resorted to selling cat and bjobs.
 
ALPHA3 said:
I remember when my DP had his bachelor party. One of my Frat who hired the strippers kept bragging on these three strippers he had hired for the party. We all in the house all bucked up thinking he had found some nice looking strippers. Somebody said man they here. The door opens and these chicks walk in looking like Trickcy from the players club. That was the fastest I've seen smiles turn to frowns. Dudes was mad as hell! They came out the bathroom after about 30 minutes smelling like ben-gay and weed. I've never a woman with that many bullet holes, scars and scrathes. Needless to say they didn't get the chance to get rained on. It was so bad they resorted to selling cat and bjobs.
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Don't they all....:lecture:
 
If u were familiar with the Black Chippindales back in day, u would know that Shaka Zulu (RIP) danced well into his late 30's/early 40's, I think? And dude looked better than some dudes in their 20's.

Shid, I'm lookin forward to my 40's........can't get here fast enough. :)
 
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I know a 52 year old who can strip way betta than any 20 year old! :clap: :flippy::lecture: :D

:wavey: :kiss: :love:

Wine ain't the only thang that gets better with age! :read: I'm sittin' on proof! :swink:
 
yvette23 said:
If u were familiar with the Black Chippindales back in day, u would know that Shaka Zulu (RIP) danced well into his late 30's/early 40's, I think? And dude looked better than some dudes in their 20's.

Shid, I'm lookin forward to my 40's........can't get here fast enough. :)
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I remember that name Vette! Old dude LT talking bout prolly was like Sweet D from back in the day at Top Flight!:lol::lol::lol:
 
missjones said:
I remember that name Vette! Old dude LT talking bout prolly was like Sweet D from back in the day at Top Flight!:lol::lol::lol:
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Gul, not Sweet D!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Okay, u done took me back nah!!!!! :emlaugh: But yeah, Shaka Zulu was da shat!!! My personal fav was Dance Machine and he danced for a looooong time. I wonder did he ever retire? :confused: :lol:
 
Seeing Spots said:
I know a 52 year old who can strip way betta than any 20 year old! :clap: :flippy::lecture: :D

:wavey: :kiss: :love:

Wine ain't the only thang that gets better with age! :read: I'm sittin' on proof! :swink:
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I know that's right....the proof is in the pudding. LITERALLY!! :tup:
 
Seeing Spots said:
I know a 52 year old who can strip way betta than any 20 year old! :clap: :flippy::lecture: :D

:wavey: :kiss: :love:

Wine ain't the only thang that gets better with age! :read: I'm sittin' on proof! :swink:
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I know I'm living proof....:clap::clap::clap:
 



yvette23 said:
Gul, not Sweet D!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Okay, u done took me back nah!!!!! :emlaugh: But yeah, Shaka Zulu was da shat!!! My personal fav was Dance Machine and he danced for a looooong time. I wonder did he ever retire? :confused: :lol:
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Girl..Sweet D kept that place packed! I don't remember Dance Machine.
 
:idea: How cool would it have been, it that was his "bit"??? :lol: Set off the alarm on purpose; when everyone comes rushing back, have "prop smoke" all in the room; and when the doors come open...show da ladies what you can do with that fire hose...yeah! :clap: :sick:
 
BluBlood said:
:idea: How cool would it have been, it that was his "bit"??? :lol: Set off the alarm on purpose; when everyone comes rushing back, have "prop smoke" all in the room; and when the doors come open...show da ladies what you can do with that fire hose...yeah! :clap: :sick:
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I still say the best bit I've seen what when dude was on stage acting like he was "reaching his peak" and when he did, he sprayed all the women with silly strings. :emlaugh: It was so funny that I couldn't even get mad that the stuff got in my hair! :lol:

Another good bit I've seen is........well, let's just say I'll never look at Blue Bell Vanilla Ice Cream the same. :what: :D
 
Seeing Spots said:
:read: I'm sittin' on proof! :swink:
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*mouth watering*

I KNEW it was some good cat down yonda' gul! :mad: I KNOWED I shoulda' done the deal behind that RV w/ you gul! :slap: :sperm: Dammit!!!! :mad: 1 minute. If I can get it to bend where it needs to go, it's a done deal. :read:
 
yvette23 said:
I still say the best bit I've seen what when dude was on stage acting like he was "reaching his peak" and when he did, he sprayed all the women with silly strings. :emlaugh: It was so funny that I couldn't even get mad that the stuff got in my hair! :lol:

Another good bit I've seen is........well, let's just say I'll never look at Blue Bell Vanilla Ice Cream the same. :what: :D
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Damn, that was a hellova visual for me. :D **runs to bathroom**
 
Panther88 said:
*mouth watering*

I KNEW it was some good cat down yonda' gul! :mad: I KNOWED I shoulda' done the deal behind that RV w/ you gul! :slap: :sperm: Dammit!!!! :mad: 1 minute. If I can get it to bend where it needs to go, it's a done deal. :read:
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:shame: Sit down somewhere, can ya for more than 88 seconds.
 
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