LoyalTigress
Lovejones
I just learned that I missed a hell of a party over the wknd. I had to go out of town for a funeral, but had I been in town; I would have attended a party on Sat. night. Yall not ready for this one. Grab a snack; then again don't cause you might spit up ya food laughing.
During the presentation of products, there is a knock at the door and it's the stripper. The ladies were already looking at him sideways as he walked in slow and didn't look like your typical strippers in the 20's or 30's. He was mid 40's. :goof: The stripper asked the lady of the house if he could go to her bedroom to change. She takes him to her room and closes the door so he could change and goes back to the party with her friends. All of a sudden, smoke is coming from the bedroom and the fire alarm goes off. :uhoh: The lady rushed to her room along with her friends and when they opened the door; the stripper was in his G-string moving in slow motion trying to put out the fire. He had lit some candles and accidentally knocked them over burning her carpet, the footboard to her bed, and her armoire. Still trying to find out WHY he lit candles in her bedroom when the show was gonna be in the living room. His reply was he was trying to get in "the mood". Needless to say, :no: he didn't get a chance to strip for the party, but he certainly made a scene in the bedroom. :kaioken: They cussed him out some kind of bad. Not sure how much it cost to rent him, but he sure as hell got pay for all that lady's damages he caused. No one was hurt, but this was funny and a dayum shame all in one. I bet he wished he had changed in the bathroom instead of her bedroom. Ain't that a MESS!!!
During the presentation of products, there is a knock at the door and it's the stripper. The ladies were already looking at him sideways as he walked in slow and didn't look like your typical strippers in the 20's or 30's. He was mid 40's. :goof: The stripper asked the lady of the house if he could go to her bedroom to change. She takes him to her room and closes the door so he could change and goes back to the party with her friends. All of a sudden, smoke is coming from the bedroom and the fire alarm goes off. :uhoh: The lady rushed to her room along with her friends and when they opened the door; the stripper was in his G-string moving in slow motion trying to put out the fire. He had lit some candles and accidentally knocked them over burning her carpet, the footboard to her bed, and her armoire. Still trying to find out WHY he lit candles in her bedroom when the show was gonna be in the living room. His reply was he was trying to get in "the mood". Needless to say, :no: he didn't get a chance to strip for the party, but he certainly made a scene in the bedroom. :kaioken: They cussed him out some kind of bad. Not sure how much it cost to rent him, but he sure as hell got pay for all that lady's damages he caused. No one was hurt, but this was funny and a dayum shame all in one. I bet he wished he had changed in the bathroom instead of her bedroom. Ain't that a MESS!!!
Damn the economy must be hitting rock bottom.
h my dayum....:retard::shame: I done started a mother effin FIE!!! LAWD!!!! I can't go ask fo help...these women will beat my azz!!!:scared: 
