Smack Swac Facts......


BIFF

BIFF

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!
*If Alcorn gets beaten by Siena, the Swac tourney champ will FOREVER be picked for the NCAA play-in-game.

*The 2 Texas SWAC schools should travel to the other 8 swac schools EVERY year. (especially PV) It's only fair.

*A home football game against "Valley" compares to senior skip day. Everyone (except the staff) will be abscent.
 



*If you attend/attended SU and not a redbone, you are/were considered unattractive.

They werent' laughing with you..... they were laughing at you.:D
 
Uapb and Valley should be kicked out of the swac.

Jsu/Alcorn...Gsu/Su...Tsu/Pv....BamaSt8/Aamu....you 2 are the "odd men out."
 
LOL at Biff...whoaaaaa
man how do you do it
just wait til the Apes and Monkeys co-sign
this is going ot be off the hook
 
Originally posted by Tigerpride
This is the funniest thread I have ever seen in my life. :confused:

Can someone please put this in the Hall of fame. :o
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TigerLIED...
While I agree none of us are comedians, If I feel it , I will post it. No need to hate. If you dont feel the post, do as I do (when I see much of your jibberish about nothing) and simply ignore it kind sir. ;)
 
Re: oh....another SWAC SMACK FACT

Originally posted by BIFF
Jsu athletics are DEAD.
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Preach on brother preach on!! You have not lied yet!! Tell it like it is!!!!! The truth shall set them free!!
 



Forget the SWAC. What about some Bumma State Facts?



* When a certain school loses, they go ALL out to make people forget it.

* Alabama State saw Siena and Colorado and said, "Uhh, nevamind!"

*Bumma State will surely try to divert attention because their athletic program is DEAD until August.

* The Bummas will retailate with "Where was SU or What did you do against us this year?"

* Once the Stinger is gone, the Bee is DEAD.

*Bumma State still trying to get somebody's foot out of there ass from last year's NCAA's.

* Neither of the Bummas could match my signature right now.

* One Bumma is holding on to one basketball title and one football title in the last ELEVEN years. The other is happy with being average and still going to get them rings for that Eastern Division Championship and a volleyball title.

* Once the Bees struck the Bulldogs, they developed diahhrea, which has kept them off the board for a few days.

* Once the Bees got scraped by Jaguars and speared by Braves, they just wouldn't shut up about "How did YOU do against us?" Well, I know TWO schools that did pretty good against your tired asses.

* The Hiatus begins for all SWAC Alabama began on March 9th, right after the final horn in Alcorn's win.

* One of these dumbcfuks will respond with "Write me a paper, won't ya or Did you breathe will writing this?"

*Bumma is as Bumma does and that why these Bummas is SITTING AT HOME, chewing the fat with Big Daddy COLE and The Man Known as "I Came After Cooper".

I'll be back to collect my shoes from your collective asses in a while ......
 
ol skool.......if you dont shut up! Get those artificial championships from under your name and post some RECENT accomplishments in SMACK WORTHY sports you lame.

BOWLING??!!??
WOMEN'S SPORTS SMACK?!!??
CROSS COUNTRY??!!!?

Let me ask you a question ol' skool. How much are the above sports kicked around here in smackland?? Hell, our women's team won cross country. Our men won in tennis. I wont post that under my name because this is SMACKLAND.

Just look at you.....wearing that crap like a BADGE OF HONOR. You ought to be pimp slapped with that mess.

quite frankly,
Su sucks.

Your football team in Y2k is average at BEST. Your basketball team wasnt even QUALIFIED TO MAKE THE TOURNEY. At least you still have the PAST.
 
This silly Rabbit took the carrot and is about to get TRAPPED!


Get those artificial championships from under your name and post some RECENT accomplishments in SMACK WORTHY sports you lame.
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Recent Accomplishments. Well, the last sight anybody had of a Southern team was holding a championship trophy. The last sight they had of a Bumma State team was .... none. NO ONE SAW YOUR SORRY ASSES LOSE IT TWICE IN ONE DAY!

Artificial? Aren't you the ones worrying about a program, which we all know Bumma State don't have. Women's sports is included in your program, but if you want to exclude them, then fine. Your LOSS (Damn, you should be familiar with this phrase!)

Let's go with Men's Sports that matter in your opinion. Let's stop it right here with Basketball too. I supposed that you will say that only Basketball, Football, and Baseball matter? If you add track, that's your decision, but let's see where the Bumblebees are at.

2001-now

Sport One: Baseball --
Eastern Division Champions: Not Bumma State. Don't remember you getting to Shreveport either. and your Kountry Bumma cousins got their asses handed to them by who in the tourney?

Western Division Champions and SWAC Tournament Champions: Southern University.

Score: ASU 0 Southern 1

Sport Two: Football --
Eastern Division Champions: Bumma State. Go head boys! You got one, but didn't you lose a game in Mobile this year? Who was that to? You get a point for representing in the East, but you lost to your main opponent here, so they get a point here too.

Score: ASU 1 Southern 2

Sport Three: Basketball --
Bumma State: No championships of any kind. Wins series against Southern however. Good for a another point.

Score: ASU 2, Southern 2

Okay, now we need a tiebreaker. Which would you prefer? The only thing you have is Women's Indoor T & F and Men's Tennis. But you said No Women's sports, right.

Well, there's Men's Indoor and Outdoor Track .... wait, Southern won that. Men's Golf ... wait, that won't help you either. Men's Tennis? You got one. Want to wait until Baseball? I don't think so. You can't because the HIATUS has already started. Oh yeah, what about Men's Cross Country ... err ... nevamind, Southern took that too.

Well, we gotta go through Women's sports then. CRAP, huh? Bowling? Nope, Southern got that. BBall -- You don't wanna go there, do you? Volleyball -- not for you or me. Softball -- same thing. What's left.

Men's Sports: ASU 3, Southern 4
If we add Women's, which I know you don't want to, it's ASU 4, Southern 6.

Any way you slice it McFly, Bumma State loses.
 
save that speech someone who gives a flip ol' skool. EVERY SPORT under your name is a sport SMACKLAND doenst' smack about. Many peeps here dont smack baseball either. Whatever floats your boat though.

If you get a warm and fuzzy feeling with the crap posted under your name, POST IT ON THE SPORTS BOARD so you can get a wonderful pat on the back.

On this side of the tracks....all it will get you is laughed at.

Track...
Bowling...
Cross Country...
WOMENS' basketball....

I new you were lame....just not HOW lame ol' skool. lol!!
 
save that speech someone who gives a flip ol' skool. EVERY SPORT under your name is a sport SMACKLAND doenst' smack about. Many peeps here dont smack baseball either. Whatever floats your boat though
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We know why MANY peeps don't smack about baseball, especially from Kountry Bumma, don't we?

Plus, if we stayed within the only ones you want to mention, since you can't do shat in anything else, your azzes would still be at the bottom looking up. Wanna go football? First, we BEAT your Tired azzes last year. Second, we took your virgin cousin and beat their azz too. Third, you still hanging on Markham and 1991 kid. COLE don' brainwashed you fools and it shows everythime we make that trip to Mobile. BUT, of course, you don't want to talk about that do you.

You only want to talk about basketball, the only thing you can even dream of stopping the Jags in. Then again, if we got back in history, you haven't really done that either, have you McFly.

You're right. The sports under my name may not mean a thing to you and the people on this board, but the only people I see laughing right now are people that have played and BEATEN your Unsharpened Stinger butt and guess what little Bumble? I'm one of them .... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: @ Bumma State McFly.

Come back when you GET a program and NOT just the major sports we smack about on the board.

Remember BOY, It's ALL ABOUT THE HARDWARE KID! We got it and You Chaps Don't!
 
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