Richard Pryor has died





Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Eddie Murphy Call Pryor The Real King Of Comedy
'Without Richard, there would be no me,' Bernie Mac says.

Richard Pryor's wife told the press that when her beloved husband passed away on Saturday morning, he had a smile on his face. It was a fitting end to a legend who kept millions laughing for decades.

If you ask today's funniest comedians who they consider their greatest influences to be, Pryor will undoubtedly be the first name on plenty of those lists (see "Comedian Richard Pryor Dies"). He's arguably one of the greatest comedians of all time, sitting at the round table with icons like Jackie Gleason, Lenny Bruce and Redd Foxx.

Mary J. Blige speaks for many when she says, "It's sad. He will be missed."

"Richard Pryor was the Rosa Parks of comedy," Chris Rock said in a statement Monday (December 12). "He took risks and chances that made it possible for a whole generation of comics to exist. No one ever rocked the mic like Richard Pryor, the true 'King of Comedy.' "

Michael Jackson seconded Rock's notion in as many words: "Richard Pryor was the true 'King of Comedy,' " Jackson said in a statement, "there will never be another like him. He was a trailblazer whose extraordinary talent and genius provided the blueprint for others to follow."

"Anytime you can look at a man and laugh before he opens his mouth, you're dealing with some top-shelf sh--," Bernie Mac said. "Richard Pryor was the best stand-up ever, hands down. The strength and fortitude that Richard had to deal with his condition for over 20 years tells you why he was as powerful a stand-up as he was. Without Richard, there would be no me."

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RIP RICHARD PRYOR !!!!!!!!!!!:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

He was the greatest comedian who ever lived !!!!! BAR NONE !!!!!!!

Mudbone is classic material!!!!!!

I am a huge fan of his work !!!!!!!

Bustin loose !!!!!!!
 
"YA KNOW, I 1ST MET GAWD BACK IN 1922. OUTSIDE A LITTTLE HOTEL IN BALTIMORE. I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET EATIN A TUNA FISH SAMMICH. AND I HEARD A VOICE CALL UNTO ME. AND THE VOICE WAS MAGNIFICENT AND RESOUNDING AND THE SAID,"PSSSSST". SO I WALKED UP TO THE VOICE AND I SAID "WHAT". AND THE VOICE GOT MAGNIFICENT AND WHOLLY AND THE VOICE SAID," GIVE ME A PIECE THAT SAMMICH". AND EVERY SINCE THAT DAY I BEEN ABLE TO HEAL. I SAID ," IF YOU GAWD MAKE YOUR GAWDDAM SAMMICH".

PREACHER IN THE PULPIT-
RIP- DADDY RICH
 
oldgymlgnd,

Your post just brought me a flashback of a scene of Richard in the Movie "Car Wash" the original, with the Pointer Sisters and Daddy Rich. The prostitute gave Daddy Rich a donation so she could get ahead. It was a commentary on what so many people do in supporting flashy black preachers.

"You got to believe in something ... It might as well be me".

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Daddy Rich and The Pointer Sisters
 
Me and my younger brother used to sneak and listen to his albums when my mother wasn't home.........we lost a great one.

1ST PERSON-(knocking on door) BOOM,BOOM,BOOM!!!

2ND PERSON- (answering door)" WHAT DA YA WANT???"

1ST PERSON- "aahhh, Hank suh"

2ND PERSON- " I don't know no gawddam Hank"-(slams the door)

1st person- (knocking on door ,again) BOOM,BOOM,BOOM. Say, ***** what the fuggs wrong wit chu. Slammin the door in my face, much money I spend in this raggety mother*****er.(Gets loud) AND YOU DON'T OWN THE PLACE ANYWAY,THE WHITE MAN OWN THE PLACE. HE'LL JUST RUN YOUR BLACK AZZ OFF. I KNEW YO MOMMA WHEN SHE WAS HO'IN.
2nd person-" Come on in,man. I was gonna let you in. You know me".
 
Those are some classic lines...

Man we could be here all day going back and forth with some of his work.

I'd tell lie and he'd tell a lie and then we'd Compliment each others lies...

Thank God for penitentiaries...

I told jokes in jail to keep they mind off the booty...
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Most profound statement came from his THE WINO MEETS THE VAMPIRE set: "A WINO AIN'T 'FRAID OF NOTHIN' BUT RUNNIN' OUTTA WINE" :lmao:

My other favorite from that same album:
Man: you leavin' me batch?
Wife: yes (packing suitcase)
Man: well get the f uck out den
Wife: I will
Man: Can't we work summin' out baby?
Wife: No (still packing)
Man: F uck you batch, imma get me some new p ussy
Wife: If you had 2 more inches of dick you could get some new p ussy here.
Man: Okay, we don't hafta go down like dis hea, look we grown, we adults, if we breakin' up, we breakin' up, can't work nothin' out, can't work nothin' out, if you leavin' me you leavin' me...
Wife: (Packed with suitcases, heading to the door)
Man: Like I say, bye, but motherf uc ker you just gotta find another way to get outta dis house besides dis gottdayum door.
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:emlaugh::emlaugh::emlaugh:

Sweet rest dear one! :bawling:
 



enswaclopedia said:
If you want to see some funny s*** get the 3 DVD collection of "The Richard Pryor Show" that was on NBC in 1977. I got mine from Circuit City but I have seen it at Wal-Mart for about $35.00.

RIP Richard. This has been a rough year; Johnny Cochran, Luther, Rosa Parks, now Richard.
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I have owned that for about a year now. It is classic.
 
cat daddy said:
Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Eddie Murphy Call Pryor The Real King Of Comedy
'Without Richard, there would be no me,' Bernie Mac says.

Richard Pryor's wife told the press that when her beloved husband passed away on Saturday morning, he had a smile on his face. It was a fitting end to a legend who kept millions laughing for decades.

If you ask today's funniest comedians who they consider their greatest influences to be, Pryor will undoubtedly be the first name on plenty of those lists (see "Comedian Richard Pryor Dies"). He's arguably one of the greatest comedians of all time, sitting at the round table with icons like Jackie Gleason, Lenny Bruce and Redd Foxx.

Mary J. Blige speaks for many when she says, "It's sad. He will be missed."

"Richard Pryor was the Rosa Parks of comedy," Chris Rock said in a statement Monday (December 12). "He took risks and chances that made it possible for a whole generation of comics to exist. No one ever rocked the mic like Richard Pryor, the true 'King of Comedy.' "

Michael Jackson seconded Rock's notion in as many words: "Richard Pryor was the true 'King of Comedy,' " Jackson said in a statement, "there will never be another like him. He was a trailblazer whose extraordinary talent and genius provided the blueprint for others to follow."

"Anytime you can look at a man and laugh before he opens his mouth, you're dealing with some top-shelf sh--," Bernie Mac said. "Richard Pryor was the best stand-up ever, hands down. The strength and fortitude that Richard had to deal with his condition for over 20 years tells you why he was as powerful a stand-up as he was. Without Richard, there would be no me."

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Really good article...:tup:

Richard Pryor will be truly missed. :angel2: :( :angel2:
 
"WHAT YO NAME ,BOY....DRACULA?WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT FOR A N*****? WHERE YOU FROM FOOL?TRANSYLVANIA? I KNOW WHERE IS N***** S@#T YOU AIN'T THE SMARTEST MOTHER****** IN THE WORLD, EVEN THOUGH YOU IS THE UGLIEST; OH,YEA YOU A UGLY MOTHER******.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOUTH BOY GOT THAT S@#T HANGIN ALL OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR MOUTH. NEED TO SEE A ORTHODONIST. YOU WANNA SUCK WHAT?? BOY YOU BETTER SUCK YOUR AZZ ON AWAY FROM JUNIOR FOR SOMETHIN BAD HAPPEN TO YOU."



RICH-RICH-RICH
 
From T. N. I. C.:
Flying Saucers In the Country

You better move that thing up from around here. You done laned on Mr. Gilmore's property.

Flying saucer in New York City

You better give up the flyin' saucer baby. Cause I'm a Macoroni. :lol: This is sweet this is sweet. How much is petro? 1 Million per gallon. F this machine.

Be Home By 11 is a classic to me. :lol:

Pop: I told you to be home by 11. What's wrong *****? Can't you tell time?
Clock muthaFer. What does the clock say?

Later that next night.
Rich: What are ya'll getting into?
Friends: We are gonna pick up a beyotch around 11.
Rich: I guess I gome home with my blue balls.
Pop: ***** did tell you to be home by 11? Imma kick yo azz.
Rich: Can I jack off first?
 
oldgymlgnd said:
"WHAT YO NAME ,BOY....DRACULA?WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT FOR A N*****? WHERE YOU FROM FOOL?TRANSYLVANIA? I KNOW WHERE IS N***** S@#T YOU AIN'T THE SMARTEST MOTHER****** IN THE WORLD, EVEN THOUGH YOU IS THE UGLIEST; OH,YEA YOU A UGLY MOTHER******.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MOUTH BOY GOT THAT S@#T HANGIN ALL OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR MOUTH. NEED TO SEE A ORTHODONIST. YOU WANNA SUCK WHAT?? BOY YOU BETTER SUCK YOUR AZZ ON AWAY FROM JUNIOR FOR SOMETHIN BAD HAPPEN TO YOU."



RICH-RICH-RICH
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You want to suck some blood, go down to the blood bank. I HOPE you get sickle cell.
 
Dr. Freeze said:
From T. N. I. C.:
Flying Saucers In the Country

You better move that thing up from around here. You done laned on Mr. Gilmore's property.

Flying saucer in New York City

You better give up the flyin' saucer baby. Cause I'm a Macoroni. :lol: This is sweet this is sweet. How much is petro? 1 Million per gallon. F this machine.

Be Home By 11 is a classic to me. :lol:

Pop: I told you to be home by 11. What's wrong *****? Can't you tell time?
Clock muthaFer. What does the clock say?

Later that next night.
Rich: What are ya'll getting into?
Friends: We are gonna pick up a beyotch around 11.
Rich: I guess I gome home with my blue balls.
Pop: ***** did tell you to be home by 11? Imma kick yo azz.
Rich: Can I jack off first?
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I love that one also Doc Freeze.

Pop:...And bring me back a paper...

I find myself using so many of Rich's lines in every day life. Every now and then I'll run across someone that will recognize one and they will just fall out laughing.

Dad: Look here boy...I werks to hard to give my guhls an education... and NOT the kind you want to give'em.
 
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