Picture Smack: ALABAMA STATE FOOTBALL PROGRAM


The Founder

The Founder

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"One, two, three, four motherfuggers gone!!! Damn I'm goin cut the 5th ***** that try to leave."
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Reporter: Coach Jenkins please explain the allegations behind you practicing illegally?
Jenkins: Motherfugger you really goin ask me that $hit in front of my wife!!!
Reporter: This is to supply the public and ASU alumni proper information.
Jenkins: I'm not worried about all that shit you talking....
Reporter: Answer the question Coach Jenkins
Jenkins: See ***** you bout to get cut!!! Who sent you!!!! Who you work for!!!

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**********************UPDATE**************************

CNN reports to have found one of Brian Jenkins' henachmen. Below is hired hit man Eddie "Cut Em" Jacksons a.k.a. EJ, a.k.a. CeeLow Hustler. Jackson was apprehended in Alpharetta, GA after a stand off at the local Piggly Wiggly. More to come as this story develops.

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CNN (Cable Negro Network)
 
"As the 'Minister of Public Information' for Alabama State University's Football Program I want to inform you that all is well and that these allegations against the school are false and have no credit. I did not cut or pull a knife on anyone. I was merely spreading some butter on my biscuit while eating breakfast with my players and player slipped on some ice and I caught him and the knife happened to be close in proximity to his neck"

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Reporter: But what does that have to do with Alabama State?
Jenkins: EVERYTHING!!!! DAMMIT!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHANG!!!!
 
Old Man Getting Up: Lemme move fo this son a bitch cut me.
Man on the Left: This ***** make one wrong move I'm busting a cap in his ass.
Man on Right: Lord please don't let him hurt me....please God....please God.....please God....I swear I'd be faithful to my wife if you get me through this fools interview.
Brian Jenkins: And in conclusion I'm out of this bitch and going to Alabama State!!! They let ****** cheat over there!!!!

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SUjagTILLiDIE said:
It's a great time "NOT TO BE" a Hornet.

I hate to see any school go thru this, but I had to get one in .
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Hell they all hiding in they private forum!!!!

Hell we had to deal with punks ass boycotting, bogger eating Doug, Du Du Doug, Crying Eddie, 15 presidents in 2 weeks, 3 head coaches in 2 days and host of other shit!!!!

Let JSU or SU do some silly $hit and Bama State all on it!!!!

They should go to D-II.
 
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