People I hate


Get Ready

Get Ready

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If you cant drive, I hate you.

If you do 55 in the left lane of the interstate, I hate you
If you dont know how to get under a light to make a left turn with the signal changes, I hate you.
 
If you have a cell phone, I hate you.

If you cant walk through the door of a public building without being on a cell phone, I hate you.
If you cant sit at a resturant and eat without calling 5 people on a cell phone, I hate you
If you cant walk to the bathroom without making a call on tha cell phone, I hate you
If you cant go to the gym without making a call on your cellphone between and during exercises, I hate you.


Memo to black people, a cell phone is a communication tool, not a status symbol.
 



Originally posted by Get Ready
If you cant drive, I hate you.

If you do 55 in the left lane of the interstate, I hate you
If you dont know how to get under a light to make a left turn with the signal changes, I hate you.
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Dayum, was rush hour that bad this morning? :lol:

I feel you though..........try flying up the GA Autobahn (GA 400, the highway I take to work every morning) and some slow azz mo foe decides to jump in front of you without using a turn signal. :mad:
 
If ride on my bumper, jump from lane to lane, finally get in front of me in my lane and then turn at the next corner, I hate you.

If you paying with food stamps and don't sort your items for eligible to be paid by food stamps and not eligible to be paid by food stamps, I hate you.

If you tell me you missed court 'cause you didn't have the $1.25 bus fare and you have a fresh new "banana peels" hairstyle with 2 bags of weave and your nails did, I hate you.

If you say there are only 2 ahead of me and when I get Superstar to the Barber shop you say you meant 2 families of 6 chirren each, I hate you.

If you waited until 2 to go and get the boiled crawfish at Tony's and they were sold out even though I told you to make it there before 12, 'cause they always sell out early on Sunday's and you went to The Boiling Pot and bought them home and said they taste just as good, I hate you.

If you promised your cousin nem that WE would stay with them instead of the Hyatt when we go to the Prairie View game, I hate you.
 
Originally posted by Seeing Spots

If you waited until 2 to go and get the boiled crawfish at Tony's and they were sold out even though I told you to make it there before 12, 'cause they always sell out early on Sunday's and you went to The Boiling Pot and bought them home and said they taste just as good, I hate you.
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See, now had your arse ordered the Chittlin Loaf like I told you then things would have been better.



:cool:
 
Originally posted by Seeing Spots
If you promised your cousin nem that WE would stay with them instead of the Hyatt when we go to the Prairie View game, I hate you.
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I hate you if you don't understand I am trying to get all my 3000 monthly minutes.

31 days divided by 3000=36.174193 minutes a day.

Just think when I get behind on my minutes.
 
Reunions:

If you did not make reservations (Hotel/Reunion) or send money for any of the activities BUT you show up any way and want to pay your money that Friday night while the dinner and program are in full swing and you start to make a scene about the only tee-shirts left being XL.......I HATE YO' AZZ!!!(

While at the reunion picnic, (BTW, on Friday night you only paid for yourself) you show up with Pookie, Ray-Ray, Spoon, Bone, Baby-Daddy, yo' wife and 15 children...........I HATE YOU!!!

When it is time to leave the Picnic, yo' azz starts looking for foil, plastic wrap or baggies 'cause you want to take the REST of the Ribs, chicken, fish, burgers and 'dogs with you..AND yo ' azz want to know if there is something that you can put some baked beans and slaw in :confused: :confused: ....................I HATE YO' AZZ
 
I HATE PEOPLE WHO LOBBY FOR SMOKING RIGHTS. (as if they are a surpressed race or something.)

If you are a smoker and FLIP your cigarette butts OUT of your car window instead of into your ashtray.........I HATE YOU. Keep your cancer sticks in your own smokey little world.)

If you take smoke breaks at work ALL DAY LONG and call me a LOAFER (just because I seem to be doing nothing at that particular time) I HATE YOU.
 
-If you can't drive and have the nerve to complain about other people's driving I hate you!

-If you take your time doing something when people don't have time for all thatI hate you!

-If you pull over on the highway when it's raining I hate you!

-If you wear a visor with pants I hate you!

-If you have a cell phone on your hip BUT IT'S NOT ON I hate you!

-Dudes: If your idea of getting "dressed up" is wearing a shirt and tie with some khakis......I hate you!
 
Originally posted by Seeing Spots
If you waited until 2 to go and get the boiled crawfish at Tony's and they were sold out even though I told you to make it there before 12, 'cause they always sell out early on Sunday's and you went to The Boiling Pot and bought them home and said they taste just as good, I hate you.

If you promised your cousin nem that WE would stay with them instead of the Hyatt when we go to the Prairie View game, I hate you.
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She put all the laundry out on the line. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
HMMM...

HMM...I HATE YOU IF YOU GET LOST ON LOOP 12.....HOW YOU GET LOST ON A LOOP....?...ITS A D*MN LOOP......
 
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