Dear NBC
Could yall please pull AshyDoug to the side and try to teach him some sideline etiquette? Let his big crusty lip rusty hands knuckle dragging ass know that the camera will frequently be on him and its inappropriate for him to pick hardened mucous out if his nose and put that booger in his mouth, chew it and then swallow it. Please let him know that we don't do that in civilized society. Not only will the SWAC appreciate it but black society in general would greatly adore you for it.
That is all