Dr. Sweet NUPE
New Member
I, Dr. SweetNUPE, of sound mind do hereby institute and create a new company entitled, "Smack Those Who Cry Over Puddin, Inc."
Presently this company has not gone public but I am asking the following SWACPage MALE Posters to become members of the board.
1. NastyNUPE, Vice Chair
2. SugeKNUPE, Head of "Kiss My ARSE" Infrastructure
3. KAPPAlicious, Chief of Publicity
4. Machiavelli, Chief of Information Distribution, Co-Chair of Marketing Techniques
5. Phatback, Director of Explicit Video and Marketing
6. MightyDog, Provost and Chief Examiner
7. Ntelect, Chief of Common Sense and Knowledge Provider
8. Kenn, Chief of Electronic Observation
9. Bornthrilla, Chief of "Wild Out" Operations-When Enough is Enough
10. Mike Bigg, SMACK Alertness and Notifcation of BS
11. J-State Tiger, Chief Legal Counsel
12. Mike, Chief of Surveillance
As members of the board you will be given 3,333 shares of stock at a price of Smacking Somebody Who Cries Over Puddin That Ain't Even Theirs. Furthermore you are entitled to invite other members into the company.
There are a few rules to this company.
1. If someone cries over Puddin whether it was Good Puddin or Bad Puddin. SMACK HIM
2. If someone pounts over Puddin. SMACK HIM
3. If someone complains about not getting enough Puddin. SMACK HIM
NOW for the Policies of This Organization:
As a member of the board you are allowed to institute new rules. As a member of the board you are allowed to vote and express your beliefs during any thread if you feel someone should be SMACKED. If you feel a member of the board or the aforementioned organization deserves to be SMACKED then it should be handled in PRIVATE. Puddins have been discussing the SPOONS in private for years, it's time we do the same.
As the founder I will be the CEO for a 6 month term. To insure equal power within "SMACK THOSE WHO CRY OVER PUDDIN, INC." every 6 months we will vote for another CEO. I will maintain my power as founder.
Upcoming Events:
1. During every football game we will solicit membership by having board meeting where members can express their concerns to the board. Afterwards a "Show Your TITS Party" will be held with various college coeds.
2. Each Day one of the board members should start a thread that deals with Puddins who should be handled with a SPOON.
3. During each SWAC Schools homecoming game each board member and members should take a picture and post to the SWACPage to encourage membership.
Current Issues That Should Be Handled:
1. Those of you who are closely affiliated with Jackson State University should try and locate a picture of BLUBLOOD.
2. Someone should find out Alexxus' real age.
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As you can see this company has been well thought out utilizing each board members inept qualities to make this a successful company.
Sincerely,
Dr. SweetNUPE
Founder and CEO
Presently this company has not gone public but I am asking the following SWACPage MALE Posters to become members of the board.
1. NastyNUPE, Vice Chair
2. SugeKNUPE, Head of "Kiss My ARSE" Infrastructure
3. KAPPAlicious, Chief of Publicity
4. Machiavelli, Chief of Information Distribution, Co-Chair of Marketing Techniques
5. Phatback, Director of Explicit Video and Marketing
6. MightyDog, Provost and Chief Examiner
7. Ntelect, Chief of Common Sense and Knowledge Provider
8. Kenn, Chief of Electronic Observation
9. Bornthrilla, Chief of "Wild Out" Operations-When Enough is Enough
10. Mike Bigg, SMACK Alertness and Notifcation of BS
11. J-State Tiger, Chief Legal Counsel
12. Mike, Chief of Surveillance
As members of the board you will be given 3,333 shares of stock at a price of Smacking Somebody Who Cries Over Puddin That Ain't Even Theirs. Furthermore you are entitled to invite other members into the company.
There are a few rules to this company.
1. If someone cries over Puddin whether it was Good Puddin or Bad Puddin. SMACK HIM
2. If someone pounts over Puddin. SMACK HIM
3. If someone complains about not getting enough Puddin. SMACK HIM
NOW for the Policies of This Organization:
As a member of the board you are allowed to institute new rules. As a member of the board you are allowed to vote and express your beliefs during any thread if you feel someone should be SMACKED. If you feel a member of the board or the aforementioned organization deserves to be SMACKED then it should be handled in PRIVATE. Puddins have been discussing the SPOONS in private for years, it's time we do the same.
As the founder I will be the CEO for a 6 month term. To insure equal power within "SMACK THOSE WHO CRY OVER PUDDIN, INC." every 6 months we will vote for another CEO. I will maintain my power as founder.
Upcoming Events:
1. During every football game we will solicit membership by having board meeting where members can express their concerns to the board. Afterwards a "Show Your TITS Party" will be held with various college coeds.
2. Each Day one of the board members should start a thread that deals with Puddins who should be handled with a SPOON.
3. During each SWAC Schools homecoming game each board member and members should take a picture and post to the SWACPage to encourage membership.
Current Issues That Should Be Handled:
1. Those of you who are closely affiliated with Jackson State University should try and locate a picture of BLUBLOOD.
2. Someone should find out Alexxus' real age.
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As you can see this company has been well thought out utilizing each board members inept qualities to make this a successful company.
Sincerely,
Dr. SweetNUPE
Founder and CEO
