Maroon and White Papers (Diesel Edition)


MightyDog

MightyDog

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During the past few weeks Diesel has drawn so much attention on the board, I feel it is necessary to reward him with his own edition of the Maroon and White Papers. I had my research staff to seek out information as to why you are an angry young man who graduate at the top of his class.

As many of you know from reading his posts, he has expressed profound hate for AAMU.

He does not want to meet anyone from the DAWGPound.

He will not attend the TSPN Reunion because of his hate for AAMU.

He is about to lose his mind, because of SU recent loss in Indy. In fact, he openly verbally attack an AAMU supporter in the restroom in Indy causing the young man to wet the walls. I am sure the young man was shocked at the loud verbal attack, but Diesel was lucky the guy didn't turn around. When some of get excited, we turn around when using the urinal. He is lucky that TRU, NT or MD were not stand their, because he would have been urinated on.

OK, enough of that, but here is what we learned. Diesel family moved from Alabama to the boot which cost him the marble championship in his neighborhood. We understand that Diesel was the best marble shooter in the State of Alabama at the age of ten. When he was ready to attend college, he wanted to attend a Bama school, but to get him to accept the move to the boot and attend a local university, he was brainwashed into hating Alabama and anyone from the State.

I am asking everyone who read this paper to help Diesel overcome his hate for AAMU. I will start it off by saying that:

I will start a Marble Hall of Fame and induct him in the first class.

I will not say anything about your arse whipping in Indy.

I will force Lewis to eat crawfish.

I will get Dtown, your best smacker to provide counseling for you.

BTW: he did buy the guy a beer that he verbally abused in the restroom, which is an indication he has potential.
 



Originally posted by MightyDog
During the past few weeks Diesel has drawn so much attention on the board, I feel it is necessary to reward him with his own edition of the Maroon and White Papers. I had my research staff to seek out information as to why you are an angry young man who graduate at the top of his class.

As many of you know from reading his posts, he has expressed profound hate for AAMU.

He does not want to meet anyone from the DAWGPound.

He will not attend the TSPN Reunion because of his hate for AAMU.

He is about to lose his mind, because of SU recent loss in Indy. In fact, he openly verbally attack an AAMU supporter in the restroom in Indy causing the young man to wet the walls. I am sure the young man was shocked at the loud verbal attack, but Diesel was lucky the guy didn't turn around. When some of get excited, we turn around when using the urinal. He is lucky that TRU, NT or MD were not stand their, because he would have been urinated on.

OK, enough of that, but here is what we learned. Diesel family moved from Alabama to the boot which cost him the marble championship in his neighborhood. We understand that Diesel was the best marble shooter in the State of Alabama at the age of ten. When he was ready to attend college, he wanted to attend a Bama school, but to get him to accept the move to the boot and attend a local university, he was brainwashed into hating Alabama and anyone from the State.

I am asking everyone who read this paper to help Diesel overcome his hate for AAMU. I will start it off by saying that:

I will start a Marble Hall of Fame and induct him in the first class.

I will not say anything about your arse whipping in Indy.

I will force Lewis to eat crawfish.

I will get Dtown, your best smacker to provide counseling for you.

BTW: he did buy the guy a beer that he verbally abused in the restroom, which is an indication he has potential.
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Uh MD,
Diesel is from MS like me. So maybe that explains why he don't like you Bamas. You know much the othe Sippians on this board feel about Bama.:D BTW congrats on your win against my team. I aint hating, but I am ashamed we lost to 0-11, now 1-11. But hey I am an 80's SU grad, so we party on win or lose. But make no mistake about it. This is very temporary.:redhot:
 
JR, checking the facts, they did spend a week in Mississippi, before moving on to the Boot. Thanks for pointing that out.

The staff member that overlooked his Mississippi has been docked one day pay.

Again thank you for your correction.

Mighty Dog
Editor-In-Chief
Maroon and White Papers
 
LMAO@MD

he wouldnt have gotten pissed on........maybe the piss slapped outta him! we dont play that phugg isht up in Normal fa sho!
 
You've got some good points and bad points and history of the Diesel is a little misconstrued.

I never said anything to the little fellow who pissed on the wall. I was simply standing there waiting for him to finish. He looked back, got a glimpse of a pure machine of death and destruction and pissed on the wall when his knees began to beat a chorus of "Runaway Child". Let me assure you if any person pisses on the Diesel, he or she or it will never wipe his or her or its arse again because the tube located where his or her arse used to be will require regular greasing but no tissue. You can take that as a warning to stay away or an invitation to a dance, the choice is yours, the pleasure is mine.

I choose not to mingle with you and your kind because my mother always told me that if you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. I always listen to my momma. I have seen negros with fleas and from what I hear that Blue Star Ointment doesn't always cut it and I think it is unsafe to sit a man's arse in a bath tub full of gasoline to get rid of them.

It is also my belief that the only good dog is a dead one and it not uncommon for me to get a little twisted smile on my face when I see one strechted out on the side of any thouroughfare in this great country. That may sound a little sick but we all have to get our kicks somewhere.

And for the record, I don't hate Alabama. I know some fine citizens from the state of Alabama. I even met a couple of girls from Bamy in college. Now, they were dumb as a box of rocks but boy could they slurp.....ooooo.....aaaahhhhh. Sorry, about that (blacked out for a second and fell out my chair). As I was saying, I only hate A&M. That's no crime. I am not the only one who lodes you, I am just the only one who will say it loud and proud.

Thanks for the introduction into the marble hall of fame. But I will admit, I did bet on marbles, so will that affect my status like Pete Rose?

Say what you want about your win in Indy? I learned early in life that if you keep fighting, someone will eventually get you. As long as I win more than I lose, I am fine.

Lewis doesn't have eat any crawfish on my account. It is a shame to work that hard to uncover a piece of meat that small.

Dtown, doesn't have to counsel me. I am not suicidal (more homicidal, depending on what the voices tell me) But if she is coming to town for homecoming, her dinner and drinks Friday night are on the Diesel.
 
Didn't I tell y'all he's my HERO!!!!!!

Originally posted by Diesel
You've got some good points and bad points and history of the Diesel is a little misconstrued.

I never said anything to the little fellow who pissed on the wall. I was simply standing there waiting for him to finish. He looked back, got a glimpse of a pure machine of death and destruction and pissed on the wall when his knees began to beat a chorus of "Runaway Child". Let me assure you if any person pisses on the Diesel, he or she or it will never wipe his or her or its arse again because the tube located where his or her arse used to be will require regular greasing but no tissue. You can take that as a warning to stay away or an invitation to a dance, the choice is yours, the pleasure is mine.

I choose not to mingle with you and your kind because my mother always told me that if you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. I always listen to my momma. I have seen negros with fleas and from what I hear that Blue Star Ointment doesn't always cut it and I think it is unsafe to sit a man's arse in a bath tub full of gasoline to get rid of them.

It is also my belief that the only good dog is a dead one and it not uncommon for me to get a little twisted smile on my face when I see one strechted out on the side of any thouroughfare in this great country. That may sound a little sick but we all have to get our kicks somewhere.

And for the record, I don't hate Alabama. I know some fine citizens from the state of Alabama. I even met a couple of girls from Bamy in college. Now, they were dumb as a box of rocks but boy could they slurp.....ooooo.....aaaahhhhh. Sorry, about that (blacked out for a second and fell out my chair). As I was saying, I only hate A&M. That's no crime. I am not the only one who lodes you, I am just the only one who will say it loud and proud.

Thanks for the introduction into the marble hall of fame. But I will admit, I did bet on marbles, so will that affect my status like Pete Rose?

Say what you want about your win in Indy? I learned early in life that if you keep fighting, someone will eventually get you. As long as I win more than I lose, I am fine.

Lewis doesn't have eat any crawfish on my account. It is a shame to work that hard to uncover a piece of meat that small.

Dtown, doesn't have to counsel me. I am not suicidal (more homicidal, depending on what the voices tell me) But if she is coming to town for homecoming, her dinner and drinks Friday night are on the Diesel.
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Gotdammit Diesel, you keep this up I just may propose to you. Go easy on em though mane, they ain't ready. :tup:

<marquee>GEAUX DIESEL!!!!!!</marquee>
 
Diesel, if I had known you were from Mississippi, I would have treated you different. Do you wear an earring and have atleast one gold tooth with star in the crown? Don't be mad at us from AAMU because you left the cotton farm in Mississippi and ended up picking peppers.

I guess when you are a pepper picker, you can feel it on both ends, just like your sorry football team.
 
You could be from Mars and you would still be ****. No, I take that back, hillbilly ****.

I can picture you with a pair of pig pen soiled overalls with a ragged out bottom that comes mid-calf, no shirt, no shoes, buck tooth with a smashed up straw hat chewing cud in one side of your mouth and sucking a hay straw in the other. Smelling like a pig pen and sitting on the front porch playing a banjo with one hand choking your chicken with other other. Only taking time out to piss off the side and tell the neighbor's kid (who live 10 miles down stream) to stop playing on top of your butane tank before he blows all yall to smithereens.
 
I understand your kind Mighty Dog. You are from an inferior lot of negroes who can't wait for other people to fall so you can claim equality. Do your really think you victory over SU makes you something or somebody? It doesn't. You're never going to be more than a bunch of second class, low rate, ignorant peasants hoping that the Lord of Manor respects for being more than a piece of black trash. You see, if there was any such thing as black trailor park trash, A&M would be it. The funny thing about bpt like you and your kind is that you really think the world should give a damn about you and most of us don't. People like Blu Panther need you because they are one step below you or above you depending on what day it is. But everyone else around here plays with you from time to time, but in the end, you can't win enough games, talk enough trash, or slurp on enough dacks to be more than **** that don't sthink but still ****. So you might as well take your little win and bury it in the ground and guard it with all your might. There were four teams before you with the same thing you got so your little victory doesn't make you special.

So go away, be happy with your prize possession and try to be ready pounce the next time somebody drops another five dollar bill in the trailer park.
 
I think Diesel is Lewis honestly. I have never seen that guy spit out so much hate. Mighty Dog has been kind in his words but this Disel guy has resorted to 2nd grade namecalling.

Classless, the guy must be from Baton Rouge :(
 
Originally posted by Diesel
I understand your kind Mighty Dog. You are from an inferior lot of negroes who can't wait for other people to fall so you can claim equality. Do your really think you victory over SU makes you something or somebody? It doesn't. You're never going to be more than a bunch of second class, low rate, ignorant peasants hoping that the Lord of Manor respects for being more than a piece of black trash. You see, if there was any such thing as black trailor park trash, A&M would be it. The funny thing about bpt like you and your kind is that you really think the world should give a damn about you and most of us don't. People like Blu Panther need you because they are one step below you or above you depending on what day it is. But everyone else around here plays with you from time to time, but in the end, you can't win enough games, talk enough trash, or slurp on enough dacks to be more than **** that don't sthink but still ****. So you might as well take your little win and bury it in the ground and guard it with all your might. There were four teams before you with the same thing you got so your little victory doesn't make you special.

So go away, be happy with your prize possession and try to be ready pounce the next time somebody drops another five dollar bill in the trailer park.
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Ladies and gentlemen,

The words above are the rantings of a truly pityful person, and this is not smack! Dizzy, you can call that idiocy you posted above smack talk if you like. Anyone that can be driven to post that kind of drivel on an internet message board has to have some deep-rooted problems. You need to think about getting some professional help.

You may think you're being funny, but you are really quite sad. I know that you will come back with some more rantings toward me to dispute my post, but I really don't care. All of us have smacked back and forth on this board, but to lash out at people that you have (in many cases) NEVER EVEN MET with this kind of stuff is indeed the sign of someone who is not mentally stable. Get you some help, and get it damned quick before this situation leads you to a tragic end. THIS IS NOT SMACK....THIS IS TRUTH! :smh:

D-town,
If you want to help your friend, do not continue to encourage him to post this mess! :smh:
 
she has even used the word propose, if she is that easy to woo a man don't need any money, just a mouth.

Diesel has inhaled too many fumes.
 



Hey Diesel, it's working....keep up the good work. :tup:

<marquee><font size=6>U're the best, GEAUX DIESEL!!!!!!!!!</marquee></font>
 
I was serious D-town. The only thing that's working, is you are preventing someone from getting help who desperately needs it. I'm not joking. :(
 
SWACpagers, Diesel is just having fun, but what I failed to tell him is I am too ignorant to get embarrassed. Diesel is showing the world that he has a gift for garb and this is what I like about him. He lives in a world of make believe, leaving the State of Mississippi with high expectation and along comes folks from AAMU with a misssion. On several occasions, he has shown a dislike for AAMU folks, because in his Mississippi mind we are beneath him. Sometimes his Id, precedes his Ego and he don't know what is happening to him. But folks from AAMU understand ourselves and this is why we are taking over the SWAC.

I was not going to bring this up, but in the back of his mind, he remembers that a prediction was made by someone that SU would be the first member of the former big three to lose to AAMU.
GSU barely escaped and JSU is waiting in the wing. Diesel should return to normal after the November 9, game.

I hope everyone understands why Diesel has a right to say the things that he says on the board, because of the aforementioned statement.

He is no different from some others who would like for us to beg for our respect.

Blue: I don't believe Lewis would misled the board by posting as Diesel. Lewis maybe a nutswinger but he does have a set of nuts.
 
Aluminum,
Your reply was so heartfelt and warm, it almost made me cry. The sincerity of your words and conviction for the deplorable condition of my mental state is truly touching.

But keep your pity to yourself along with your concern. I need it about as much as I need a 3 legged donkey.

But thanks anyway.

If I have never met any of you clowns, then why are you taking this so seriously? (Unless I am telling the truth). Good greif, I would sincerely hope that no one on this board has no shirt and shoes, but a computer and an internet connection. That would be some to get help for.

All you have to do is stop bothering me and I will go away and start praying. The devil is coming to town to nag at my bones and really don't have time to worry with you and shake the devil off.
 
Originally posted by Diesel
Aluminum,
Your reply was so heartfelt and warm, it almost made me cry. The sincerity of your words and conviction for the deplorable condition of my mental state is truly touching.

But keep your pity to yourself along with your concern. I need it about as much as I need a 3 legged donkey.

But thanks anyway.

If I have never met any of you clowns, then why are you taking this so seriously? (Unless I am telling the truth). Good greif, I would sincerely hope that no one on this board has no shirt and shoes, but a computer and an internet connection. That would be some to get help for.

All you have to do is stop bothering me and I will go away and start praying. The devil is coming to town to nag at my bones and really don't have time to worry with you and shake the devil off.
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Thanks Mighty Dog for that, whatever it was.

I too am too ignorant to be embarassed or insulted. I understand A&M's need to be accepted as one of the SWAC most respected football institutions. I am just letting you know that respectability does not come one Saturday in October in one year. But being small time, you have to believe something.

The very fact that you feel the need to tell people how great you think you are and plan to be is SU's fault. This current group of players does not seem to understand that by giving hope to the hopeless, you create an atmosphere of belonging that will soon lead to problems. Problems that will have to be met with series consternation and destruction. We have given that hope to the PV, A&Ms, and Valley's of this world and it is we who will have to deal with it.
 
Originally posted by Diesel
We have given that hope to the PV, A&Ms, and Valley's of this world and it is we who will have to deal with it.
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Diesel, this is your best quote yet. By SU being a member of the former big three it is the hope that you have given us that will rise up and bite you in the rear.:D
 
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