Looks good from head to toe but their sex is F'N terrible...


Re: Confessions of being dat chick

da_caramel_diva said:
:smh: Yall...i must confess...:smh:...I have been that chick before...But let me explain...There was this guy....I had it BAD for him :blush::blush:...I just imagined the nasty isht we was gonna do.....Finally...he did enough to get the coochie...So after a great night...we end it at my place. We start off on the couch and im think ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! Nicra sticks his fingers down there playing in my panties...and im like...alright...alright...get em off.....he sucking on my tatties but that isht was SO WACK :retard:...Im thinking...this can get better.. he goes down...and I thought that fool was gonna give me a hysterectomy with is mouth...it was hurting so bad...I was sqirming trying get away from him...but he thought he was giving me the bidniz...nicra couldnt eat for isht....But I was like...ok..ok...maybe the dyck would be better......still giving this fool the benefit of doubt.....so im making efforts to heal my coochie and get it ready for some dyck at the same time...He put that isht in and got to stroking...I was looking like :xeye: Its like that picture of a desert drying up flashed in my head and so went my juices to...I was like...just stop. STOP nicra :angry:
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:confused: The dude couldnt eat right? You should have put him out right then and called the next one on the list. Hell, if I was near Houston, I would have came to help you out.
 



shawiggi said:
Kellis you look like you got some good, good...:ebrow::ebrow:
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiii... I shole wanna' find out. Let deze swolled up nutts calm down a bit though. lol

Seriously, this is damned F'N ridiculous. Don't ask me how I can tell but my 6th sense goes off (not 5th :read: ) and tells me when a woman got some good pussy or not. If yo' ayis is dry, plz, keep it moving. There's only so much spit I can muster up after I tickle your clit. Hell. :rolleyes:

Now kellis? I want somma' dat bad. :D lol (don't kill me gul) Any woman who makes my mouth water <b>(literally)</b> got some good pussy. :|

Where's SeeingSpots hot ass @? lol :love:
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

da_caramel_diva said:
:smh: Yall...i must confess...:smh:...I have been that chick before...But let me explain...There was this guy....I had it BAD for him :blush::blush:...I just imagined the nasty isht we was gonna do.....Finally...he did enough to get the coochie...So after a great night...we end it at my place. We start off on the couch and im think ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! Nicra sticks his fingers down there playing in my panties...and im like...alright...alright...get em off.....he sucking on my tatties but that isht was SO WACK :retard:...Im thinking...this can get better.. he goes down...and I thought that fool was gonna give me a hysterectomy with is mouth...it was hurting so bad...I was sqirming trying get away from him...but he thought he was giving me the bidniz...nicra couldnt eat for isht....But I was like...ok..ok...maybe the dyck would be better......still giving this fool the benefit of doubt.....so im making efforts to heal my coochie and get it ready for some dyck at the same time...He put that isht in and got to stroking...I was looking like :xeye: Its like that picture of a lake drying up flashed in my head and so went my juices to...I was like...just stop. STOP nicra :angry:
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hell naw!!!! NO TEETH NAGGA!!! NO TEEEEEETH!!!!! :slap: :mad:

Fvcking up some good puss like that... :smh:

And, it's the exact same problem w/ it's time for the woman to step up to the mic. Damn, if you all teeth and no tongue/lips, gottttttttttttttttttttttttttt daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayam!!!!! I had dis one gul w/ braces PROMISE me she knew what she was doing. :retard: All it took was one of those brackets to catch my skin and I slapped the sh!t out of her head! (reaction) :slap: Hell, she promised! :slap:

*y'all, Kenn gonna' ban my ass for all this cursing and such. :lol: I'll try to stop soon. lol*
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

Panthro said:
I had dis one gul w/ braces PROMISE me she knew what she was doing. :retard: All it took was one of those brackets to catch my skin and I slapped the sh!t out of her head! (reaction) :slap: Hell, she promised! :slap:
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:lmao:
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

Blacknbengal said:
:lmao:
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Black, how can you be a dental asst and have braces and promise a kuntry mutha-bastard like me that you K-N-O-W what you're doing when my kuntry azz was SCED and was damned near begging her NOT to do that as I KNEW she'd cut me w/ her braces? :| I BEGGED her man. Seriously, I was BEGGING her NOT to do that. I'll do you but DO NOT worry about me. I just wanna' hump. lol

She went down there and put me @ ease for a few minutes and then I felt this pain and I saw her jaw wide open and part of my skin coming up w/ her top jaw! I just hit down there w/ my left hand very stupidly and blindly. I could've ripped something up much worse. That mess really hurt. :| Didn't hurt too much I guess because I still wanted to hump and did hump. :smh:

Who's your daddy?! :slap:
 
Panthro said:
Shiiiiiiiiiiiii... I shole wanna' find out. Let deze swolled up nutts calm down a bit though. lol

Seriously, this is damned F'N ridiculous. Don't ask me how I can tell but my 6th sense goes off (not 5th :read: ) and tells me when a woman got some good pussy or not. If yo' ayis is dry, plz, keep it moving. There's only so much spit I can muster up after I tickle your clit. Hell. :rolleyes:

Now kellis? I want somma' dat bad. :D lol (don't kill me gul) Any woman who makes my mouth water (literally) got some good pussy. :|

Where's SeeingSpots hot ass @? lol :love:
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:wavey: You are soooooooo attractive with your tubes tied! :kiss: I wantcha BAD, and I do mean BAD! :ebrow:
 
shawiggi said:
Man those pretty ones will get you every time. Pretty and fine equals lazy in the sack..:idea::smh:
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You can say that again. For my own piece of mind, Im glad I found out that some of the pretty ones are lazy as he!! early in life. That can be a big disappointment if you're ugly, and FINALLY get that chance at 40 years of age.

That's why it's all about semi-pretty women with something to prove, sexually. Gotta get one that has many, many hours of "I wanna try that on somebody" alone/imagination time. Those are the ones that take alot of initiatives.....:ebrow:
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

There's a lot of brothers that can't eat no pussy, dcd...sorry, you got a hold to one of em. :shame: And the really SAD part is, they really think they can. I mean just be honest about it and say it's NOT your strongsuit. :rolleyes:
 
chocalate_topaz said:
I don't know why you think the women won't respond. Every last woman on this heah TSPN page has gotten up with a sexy ass mothafugga that couldn't fvck worth a damn. :mad: Truth.

I ain't in a hurry to jump on every pole that quivers but even with my narrowed circle, there's been a busta or two I was mad I opened my damn legs to. All that time wasted :smh: and hell, I could have watched my horny dog lick his nuts and gotten off more. :nod:

Rule 1: Big d ick does NOT = Good sex. The really big d ick ones definitely tend to be lazy. :nod:

Carryon.
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Tell it on the mountain! Shid! :bowdown:

And don't even start me on the itty bitty sitchation. Damn. :smh:
 
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Warndalyn said:
There's a lot of brothers that can't eat no pussy, dcd...sorry, you got a hold to one of em. :shame: And the really SAD part is, they really think they can. I mean just be honest about it and say it's NOT your strongsuit. :rolleyes:
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W~ that dude had me scarred! I didnt even want that in my life anymore...well...at least for a week. :lol:
 



Panthro said:
Any woman who makes my mouth water <b>(literally)</b> got some good pussy. :|
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:lol:...that's always been my method.


Man....Im glad I ain't ever been that superhero Disappointing Man the gulls dislike to talk about. Out here fighting crime and good coochie while talk'n isht. Life's not too bad being an adequate 5-tool player...:swink:
 
chocalate_topaz said:
I don't know why you think the women won't respond. Every last woman on this heah TSPN page has gotten up with a sexy ass mothafugga that couldn't fvck worth a damn. :mad: Truth.

I ain't in a hurry to jump on every pole that quivers but even with my narrowed circle, there's been a busta or two I was mad I opened my damn legs to. All that time wasted :smh: and hell, I could have watched my horny dog lick his nuts and gotten off more. :nod:

Rule 1: Big d ick does NOT = Good sex. The really big d ick ones definitely tend to be lazy. :nod:

Carryon.
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You aint never lied. Especially a man that has to brag and talk about what he got and gon do. He aint got schit and aint gon do schit but :angry: a sista off.
 
Man I done told yall. That's why you get in and out. Ain't no one hurt. Easy baby!! Easy!!!! :sperm:
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

Warndalyn said:
There's a lot of brothers that can't eat no pussy, dcd...sorry, you got a hold to one of em. :shame: And the really SAD part is, they really think they can. I mean just be honest about it and say it's NOT your strongsuit. :rolleyes:
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DCD, I feel your pain....well not the pain, but I understand your disappointment. :lmao: :lmao:
 
Aint no such thing as bad ussy..... I was tricked into fuggin this fat girl once. I had never fugged a fat girl in my life... This gull use to be PERFECT when we were in high school and I use to bang her back out.... so like 2 years later she called me and said she was comin through to fugg.... I was like cool since we were still friends. She got to the door and I opened it READY... and she was like a totally different person. Come to find out she had been diagnosed with some thyroid disease and they had her on hella steriods and it caused her to REALLY blow up. Her face was so big if I stuck a pin in it, she would have ended up in Jackson, Mississippi. .... BUT with her being my friend and all, I couldnt just say "shawty you got to go..... we fugged and it was probably the best puddin I ever had.... Im 30 and cant remember ever havin bad puddin. Now its some girls who need to NEVER attempt oral sex again but thats a different story.
 
kellis said:
Well, there is a such thing as bad dyck. :upset: :upset:
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sex is what you make it.... if the dyck is bad, TAKE OVA. I wont let no girl fugg up my sexual experience. The only thing that should make dyck BAD, is if he cant get up.... if he hard, u should be able to work out some kind of agreement with him. If he aint got no good backstroke then TAKE OVA.
 
DAHILL said:
Aint no such thing as bad ussy.....
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sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!

The guls I dated from Cali...except the one from Oakland...bad.
If none of my starters came through and it came down to either one of them
Cali guls or firing off some knuckle chirren...

~walks out~
(thanks smoke)

:lol:
 
The funny thing is when dude is bad but you give him a pass so not to hurt his feelings. Then he calls you a couple of days later for another round. And the conversation goes...

Him: Babygirl you want to hook up tonight?!? I have been thinking about you and I need to see you bad.

Me: Umm I'm not really feeling that I will call you later.

Him: What's wrong I know you loved it I could tell how you were looking at me.

Me: Umm it's was cool I am just not feeling it right now.

Him: ( voice raised ) So wtf you saying :mad:

Me: Nothing I am just not feeling it tonight.

Him: (loud now) WTH ever you career b!tches kill me don't know a good fucc or a good man if he walked up and slapped you in the face with his dic.

Me: "You need to lower voice and who you calling a b!tch?! :mad: but since you are going there. I would rather be slapped in the face with a horse dic then fucc your no stroke having, can't find the pussy with a map, you said you had 10 inches but is more like 3 inchs ass. You were a waste of condom. Boy Bye" :mad: :smh:

I then hang up and change his name in my phone to "Bad Dic"
 
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