Taylor-Made'90
I'm 'Citrix SSO' batch!!!
Just a lil 'funny' for Thursday morning...... :swink:
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse,
spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus
-- and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent
forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to
see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there
standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled
back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
you are gonna isht when you hear the price."
:lmao::lmao:
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse,
spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus
-- and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent
forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to
see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there
standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day,
Madame. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled
back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm
very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it,
you are gonna isht when you hear the price."
:lmao::lmao:
