Mr. SWAC
F*** THE LAKERS!!!!!!
The Clarionledger
By David Brandt
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"This shoe is to commenerate the great James Bell. His legacy shall remain", new JSU head coach Rick Comegy said. "We wanted to take a page from Steffan Marburry, and endorse shoes that are not as expensive as those marked up ones out today. Marburry wanted to help out the lower income people. Us here at JSU wanted to help out the losers of the world. Anybody whose ever gone 1-9 in high school, or had trash cans dumped on their head, or anyone who has not won more than 10 games in 3 years. This shoe is for them.", said Comegy. The shoes will go on sale Sept. 2, for $8.25 (JSU's record in last 3 years). One JSU fan already found hisself a pair suprisingly. All he had to say was, "James Bell was the best head coach in the SWAC".