Jackson State? Whos That?


Re: Hey StraySlave !!!

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
Someone please put something in this Lame's mouth to shut him up !!!

I can't my zipper is stuck.

You are actually trying to run smack on someone's academic prowess !!! Well I got a joke for ya...

Q: How do you get an Alcorn Graduate off your front porch?
A: You pay him for the pizza.

It is lame to try and talk about a black university being in the hood..You mean like Howard, Southern, FAMU, Texas Southern, Morehouse, Clark, Morris Brown, Spelman, Fisk, Hampton, and yes, even JSU. If you violated your parolle and traveled to other schools you would see that pretty much all black colleges in a "CITY" instead of "Mayberry" are in da hood. I understand that those short yellow buses have limited fuel capacity so I will excuse you for not traveling Opie.

As I stated before Bubba Gump, ALL state HBCU'S were started so YO and MY black arse wouldt try to go to Ole Miss. I guess they were supposed to put JSU in Eastover, yeah right.

You smacking bout planting flowers on concrete and having grass...unless yo arse is gonna live like Bin Laden in a cave then you gonna have to get a job in a "concrete" building, with paved streets and uhh yeah a bus system and CABLE T.V ...You know a city !!!
That's one of those places where they have a higher job market and higer probability of getting hired so you can get off DEM STAMPS and pay off your PELL GRANT.....unless you are gonna stay in Lorman an keep your job as a 30 year old RA of the Freshman dorm.

If your institute of higher learning is so much greater than ours then why are your ACT and SAT scores for enrollment and scholarship lower than JSU's. Read a course syllabus or catalog before you mouth off about superiority.

Most alcornites I know can get a handicapped parking space just by putting their college transcript in their car window.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Q: How can you tell a JSU graduate when you see him?

A: He'll be the one on his knees and the one with a crackpipe.

Now I see from what you posted above the quality of an education you can get at JSU. You represent well. I've proved my point. You are so quick to retaliate with that ghetto mentality until you didn't even check to see what you typed, dumb arse. Don't even compare JSU to Howard and the other university, etc. They look 100% better and they can expand if they wanted. To put JSU in the ranks of those Universities is like putting shat on a Gold platter. ACT scores? Everyone knows it is harder to get into Alcorn than JSU. You all have a more open policy because you all are URBAN(that's ghetto if you don't understand) I wouldn't even call Jackson a real city compared to the cities that those other universities are in. It just a BIG COUNTRY so-called city. I see you have been watching the fuel hand while you rode in the short yellow bus. That's impressive, you are kind of smart to notice that. Did they teach you that at JSU? And you can get a handicapped parking space from what you typed above. That's all you need. :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: Re: Hey StraySlave !!!

Originally posted by str8brave
I see you have been watching the fuel hand while you rode in the Big yellow bus. That's impressive, you are kind of smart to notice that. Did they teach you that at JSU?
:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 



Re: Str8Brave

I see how this forum works....you are supposed to take smack written about you...change the words around and post it about the person that smacked you in the first place.

Man, smacking you is easier than getting a table dance from an ex Golden Girl. Son, you could'nt ad-lib a fart after a baked bean and Jalapeno dinner.

You know I have found out that there is nothing more a nizzle with a "penny" hates worse than another nizzle with a "dime".
So get the "deer in the headlights" look off your face Jethro...you know what deer are? Those things that retreat through your campus to avoid Hunters....no, not escaped field hands that dont know slavery is over....the other things with horns on their heads.

And I guess Alcorn can grow if you consider plowing an extra field to grow collard greens and soybeans "URBAN EXPANSION".

Ghetto mentality ?? That lets me know you are a small time country bumpkin....I guess you would consider Jackson Mississippi a ghetto if the city where you are from has a Volunteer fire department that has to wake up the mule to drag the water cart to put out the burning Barn/City Hall/Community Center/High School.

And I must apolozize for my comments made earlier about Alcornites being able to get handicapped parking privelages by placing their college transcript in their windows. That was out of line.

So if there are any MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED individuals in this forum I would like to apoligize for comparing them to ALCORNITES.

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Still LMAO!!!!

Most alcornites I know can get a handicapped parking space just by putting their college transcript in their car window.


*Singing*

"It's the most.... wonderful time...... of the year....."
 
MAKAHO BEDROCK
^^^^^^^^^^
Somebody sign this brother up. 50 post my arse, this nizzi a pro. LOL.

Alcorn Alcorn Alcorn, when will you learn........



MY MY MY WHERE DID THE BRAVES COME FROM?

You haven't beaten us since the Reagan Administration
You've been silent, with the exeption of the JT demonstration
But, look what happens when you sqeek out a win or two
You start to get cocky, hell you think you're JSU
Well, let me put you back in your place
So that on Saturday you won't lose face
You still aren't shat, till you face the BLUE AND WHITE
We are your measuring stick, and you know i'm right.

In all those years of measuring
You've never measured up
Even in your victories
You still fall INFERIOR to us

lol

Just one year ago
They couldn't buy a win
Now that they've beaten PV
They think their ready again
Oh Alcorn when will you learn
A victory over JSU....you will never earn
I guess we'll have to prove once more
That ASU will 4ever be our whhoorree

They pump sunlight to your school
Because it's out in the sticks
We got missles fool
So stop throwin bricks
This year will be no different
Your team will still fall
Why, because you aren't on our level
Just lowly sharecroppers, that's all

Have you gotten the news down there yet
Slaves have been set free
So you dont have to stay on the "Plantation"
You can still transfer you see
It's not to late my brain-washed foe
You can redeem your status as a hoooee

You have no spirit Braves
You come along on sunny days
In the rare event, that your team wins a game
You parade around without shame
But when they bend over week after week
You can't be found, because your pride is weak

So, look alive Braves
Enjoy success while you can
Because after Saturday night
You go into hiding again
 
I agree with you Noise Talka,
MAKAHO BEDROCK is a PRO! I know when I need a good laugh, I can always depend on him to come through. Thanks MAKAHO BEDROCK, you make my day!
 
White Russian Golden Girls ??

I know this may be a band board topic..but I gotta weigh in on this. I was watching WLBT last night and they did a story on two Russian Golden Girls. One of them said to a reporter live and on tape.....and I quote..
"We are glad we are in America to learn to dance like American women it was difficult for us at first because the American Girls like Shaking their booties ! :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Way to go Alcorn on creating a bastion of good will with the U.S. and Russia via BOOTIE SHAKIN !:emlaugh: :emlaugh:

ASU = ARSE SHAKIN UNIVERSITY
:emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Imma tell you why dem girls from Russia are at Alcorn. They got tired of standing in line for toilet paper in Moscow and came up with a plan...It probably went something like this: (In a thick Russian accent)

"Oksana, why don't we be going to the Alcorn in the Messesseppe? I are hearing stories of dem having no lines for to get the toilet paper."

"Ludmilla !!! You are speaking the crazy !! No country is reech enuf to be having no lines for the toilet paper!"

"Yes, there is such a country Oksana , and I have also hearing that our Cottage Cheese Thighs, Lumpy Buttocks and Stretch Marks are the standards of beauty at the Alcorn!"

"I also hearing that we speaking better English than they are speaking at the Alcorn !!

"Well, what are we waiting for Ludmilla ? We can also make marriage with some stoopid professors from the Alcorn who cannot find white women in Lorman and become citizens."


:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: Re: Str8Brave

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
I see how this forum works....you are supposed to take smack written about you...change the words around and post it about the person that smacked you in the first place.

Man, smacking you is easier than getting a table dance from an ex Golden Girl. Son, you could'nt ad-lib a fart after a baked bean and Jalapeno dinner.

You know I have found out that there is nothing more a nizzle with a "penny" hates worse than another nizzle with a "dime".
So get the "deer in the headlights" look off your face Jethro...you know what deer are? Those things that retreat through your campus to avoid Hunters....no, not escaped field hands that dont know slavery is over....the other things with horns on their heads.

And I guess Alcorn can grow if you consider plowing an extra field to grow collard greens and soybeans "URBAN EXPANSION".

Ghetto mentality ?? That lets me know you are a small time country bumpkin....I guess you would consider Jackson Mississippi a ghetto if the city where you are from has a Volunteer fire department that has to wake up the mule to drag the water cart to put out the burning Barn/City Hall/Community Center/High School.

And I must apolozize for my comments made earlier about Alcornites being able to get handicapped parking privelages by placing their college transcript in their windows. That was out of line.

So if there are any MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED individuals in this forum I would like to apoligize for comparing them to ALCORNITES.

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
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You are tired. You have run out. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Your smack don't make any more since. You let your fellow lamers pumping your head up just like a dumb arse.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: You all really have Alcorn on your mind to sit up, write poems, and hate on foreign people that come to Alcorn. You all are really lame. You need to take that so called creativity and draw you all a Campus and a Stadium. But thanks though that just shows us that we are on your mind. :D :D :D :D

P.S. Hey, by the way, You couldn't keep those Basketball players hands off of you huh? See ya trick. Then, you ran to the police, just like a little ho.:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: Gimp8Brave

{Quote from Str8Brave}.....You are tired. You have run out. Your smack don't make any more since.

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
You dumb arse goober !!! My smack don't make any more SINCE ??? Make anymore since what....since your arse had to take remedial English and flunked hooked on phonics!! I bet you flunked "blocks" in pre-school. Your arse is a running argument against intergration in the Mississippi public shool system. The correct sentence structure is "Your smack dosent make any more sense !" I will give you an examples as how to use each term .
Example 1 : Alcorn has not beaten Jackson State in football "SINCE" Steve McNair was drafted into the NFL.

Example 2: Str8Brave should have more "SENSE" than to engage in a battle of smack with someone obviously superior to him and thereby expose himself as a career college student floating from college to college until his pell grant and other financial options are exhausted.

Man, smacking you is inordinately easy. But I smack back at you for this very reason..... It's kinda like playing with a hangnail or picking a scab. You know you shouldnt do it , but you do it any way out of Morbid curiosity.

Im through smacking you bumpkin. You bore me. If you can get off the late shift at Wendy's Friday and check in with your parole officer, then drive... err, hitch a ride to the game in Jackson and enjoy the CCC.

"Makaho Bedrock aka yo mamma real baby daddy"


:D :D :D
 
Re: Re: Gimp8Brave

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
{Quote from Str8Brave}.....You are tired. You have run out. Your smack don't make any more since.

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
You dumb arse goober !!! My smack don't make any more SINCE ??? Make anymore since what....since your arse had to take remedial English and flunked hooked on phonics!! I bet you flunked "blocks" in pre-school. Your arse is a running argument against intergration in the Mississippi public shool system. The correct sentence structure is "Your smack dosent make any more sense !" I will give you an examples as how to use each term .
Example 1 : Alcorn has not beaten Jackson State in football "SINCE" Steve McNair was drafted into the NFL.

Example 2: Str8Brave should have more "SENSE" than to engage in a battle of smack with someone obviously superior to him and thereby expose himself as a career college student floating from college to college until his pell grant and other financial options are exhausted.

Man, smacking you is inordinately easy. But I smack back at you for this very reason..... It's kinda like playing with a hangnail or picking a scab. You know you shouldnt do it , but you do it any way out of Morbid curiosity.

Im through smacking you bumpkin. You bore me. If you can get off the late shift at Wendy's Friday and check in with your parole officer, then drive... err, hitch a ride to the game in Jackson and enjoy the CCC.

"Makaho Bedrock aka yo mamma real baby daddy"


:D :D :D

You are a waste of time. You are probably one of those basketball players at JSU using one of the computers in the City jail. You have no right to correct grammar on this board. This page is quite informal. You need to go back read some of your previous post. Look up above you can't even spell "doesn't. The pot trying to call the kettle black, just like dumb people. I know my mistakes come from typing fast, but I actually think you are slow. No I am not a student going from school to school(since you interested in my education and worried about my job status I have a B.S., M.S and I working on my 2nd masters, I am employed with the Government for USDA-Agricultural Research Service). Those are the types of jobs that us so-called Country Bumpkins from Alcorn get. I am also certified to teach Biology. Whooptie-do you all have won the CCC since McNair has been gone. You want a "Brownie point. I don't talk about mamas because you don't know mine and I don't know yours. :rolleyes: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

P.S. Hey Bedrock, are you related to Fred Flintstone? You spell school-----S-C-H-O-O-L. Obviously you hadn't been to a real one.:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: White Russian Golden Girls ??

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
I know this may be a band board topic..but I gotta weigh in on this. I was watching WLBT last night and they did a story on two Russian Golden Girls. One of them said to a reporter live and on tape.....and I quote..
"We are glad we are in America to learn to dance like American women it was difficult for us at first because the American Girls like Shaking their booties ! :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Way to go Alcorn on creating a bastion of good will with the U.S. and Russia via BOOTIE SHAKIN !:emlaugh: :emlaugh:

ASU = ARSE SHAKIN UNIVERSITY
:emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Imma tell you why dem girls from Russia are at Alcorn. They got tired of standing in line for toilet paper in Moscow and came up with a plan...It probably went something like this: (In a thick Russian accent)

"Oksana, why don't we be going to the Alcorn in the Messesseppe? I are hearing stories of dem having no lines for to get the toilet paper."

"Ludmilla !!! You are speaking the crazy !! No country is reech enuf to be having no lines for the toilet paper!"

"Yes, there is such a country Oksana , and I have also hearing that our Cottage Cheese Thighs, Lumpy Buttocks and Stretch Marks are the standards of beauty at the Alcorn!"

"I also hearing that we speaking better English than they are speaking at the Alcorn !!

"Well, what are we waiting for Ludmilla ? We can also make marriage with some stoopid professors from the Alcorn who cannot find white women in Lorman and become citizens."


:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

Dude,

I am so glad you brought this up. If I see them ugly ass white women on TV one more time, Im going to throw a brick in my TV screen. "They like to shake their bootie."

Them damn bland pale ass white women make my stomach turn. I dont hate white women, but they really need to stop showing them two. One of them looks like the witch on Popeye.


"They like to shake their boooootie."
 
Re: Re: Re: Gimp8Brave

Originally posted by str8brave


Whooptie-do you all have won the CCC since McNair has been gone.

That would be 6 years in a row. Minimize it if you want to....
 
NEWS FLASH

Alcorn is not going to the SWAC championship. They have to beat JSU to do that. LOL.:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Str8Braves Pedigree ??

OOOOO, a second Masters. I am impressed. Was your dissertation on Catfish or Chicken crossbreeding ?

Str8Brave, since you are employed with the Government for the USDA-Agricultural Research Service I guess that makes you an well-educated Pea Picker, but a Pea Picker nonetheless.

I didnt know that Hugo Boss, Armani and Nino Cerutti made overalls. Is there a network hook-up for your laptop on your John Deer tractor ?

So if anyone in this forum needs to know the mating habits of the "Boll Weevil" then they would come to you.

I am also interested in knowing the correct amount of "Round up" herbacide it would take for me to purge my girlfriend's flower bed of garden slugs.

Man, you let a CRAB get you riled up enough to run down your pedigree in this forum.

And yes, I am Fred Flinstone. But at least he had a real job.
Yabba Dabba Dumbasss !!!

HTSI SI DAS !!!

Opps, I mean oops I gotta watch my spelling from now on.

THIS IS SAD !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 



Re: Str8Braves Pedigree ??

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
OOOOO, a second Masters. I am impressed. Was your dissertation on Catfish or Chicken crossbreeding ?

Str8Brave, since you are employed with the Government for the USDA-Agricultural Research Service I guess that makes you an well-educated Pea Picker, but a Pea Picker nonetheless.

I didnt know that Hugo Boss, Armani and Nino Cerutti made overalls. Is there a network hook-up for your laptop on your John Deer tractor ?

So if anyone in this forum needs to know the mating habits of the "Boll Weevil" then they would come to you.

I am also interested in knowing the correct amount of "Round up" herbacide it would take for me to purge my girlfriend's flower bed of garden slugs.

Man, you let a CRAB get you riled up enough to run down your pedigree in this forum.

And yes, I am Fred Flinstone. But at least he had a real job.
Yabba Dabba Dumbasss !!!

HTSI SI DAS !!!

Opps, I mean oops I gotta watch my spelling from now on.

THIS IS SAD !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You said all that, and you are still lame.:rolleyes: A waste of typing. You still probably struggled or is struggling through school.
You got heart though. I will retire from smacking you until after the game. Carry on.:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: You are getting ridiculous now. You should at least make some sense. You are finished.

P.S. What you typed above is SAD. By the way, where doesn't your dumb arse work? I'll come by Popeyes tonight to get my 3-piece, mashed potatoes, and red beans&rice. Have it ready chump.
:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Re: StrangeBrave

You know you don't have to go to Popeye's. With that advanced degree you have, I bet you breed your own chicken, and grow your own red beans, rice and potatoes. Man, I wish I was that self- sufficient.

:p :p :p
 
Re: Re: StrangeBrave

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
You know you don't have to go to Popeye's. With that advanced degree you have, I bet you breed your own chicken, and grow your own red beans, rice and potatoes. Man, I wish I was that self- sufficient.

:p :p :p


You didn't have to go there. :rolleyes:
 
russian golden girls

I hope Kent passes for 700+ yards on yall just for putting those slaw bucket russian broads out there shaking their flat boottieeess. That is so foul, yall got some cornbread thick sistas on the yard but yall went and put that trash out there in a gold suit.

Yall SUCK!

TC Taylor will break records on you lames!
 
THIS JUST IN

Finally the answer to the question. Just what does Johnny Thomas have his doctorate degree in?


It's obvious. How did we miss it.


HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR

HE TAKES THEM IN THE ARSE EVERY WEEK
LMAO
LMAO




NOW DOESN'T THIS SHAT LOOK LIKE A CAMPAIGN POSTER



VOTE
DR. JOHNNY THOMAS
"HE'S NOT JUST YOUR AVARAGE DUMBAZZ.....HE'S A DOCTOR AT IT"
jthomas.gif

Alcorn State University
Head Football Coach
 
Re: russian golden girls

Originally posted by Mr. Matriculation
I hope Kent passes for 700+ yards on yall just for putting those slaw bucket russian broads out there shaking their flat boottieeess. That is so foul, yall got some cornbread thick sistas on the yard but yall went and put that trash out there in a gold suit.

Yall SUCK!

TC Taylor will break records on you lames!


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: That was totally on call for, to let this mentally retarded child get on this board and talk like this. Shame, shame, JSU.


Short yellow bus send help and transportation......please come and pick up this mentally retarded child. Someone left him on a computer.:confused:
 
I've got a feelin'


I've got a feelin' ohhhhh


I've got a feelin'


Somebody's tryin to talk some smack


But it aint gonna be know shat like that


We gonna kick em in the arse and send em back

oooo o o o o


:o :o :o

YAWNING@the slaves
 
Re: The podiatrist err foot docta

Originally posted by "NOISE TALKA"
THIS JUST IN

Finally the answer to the question. Just what does Johnny Thomas have his doctorate degree in?


It's obvious. How did we miss it.


HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR

HE TAKES THEM IN THE ARSE EVERY WEEK
LMAO
LMAO




NOW DOESN'T THIS SHAT LOOK LIKE A CAMPAIGN POSTER



VOTE
DR. JOHNNY THOMAS
"HE'S NOT JUST YOUR AVARAGE DUMBAZZ.....HE'S A DOCTOR AT IT"
jthomas.gif

Alcorn State University
Head Football Coach

LOL !!! NOW DAT WAZ SOME FUNNY ARSE SHIZNIT !!!!!
:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
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